As one not to indulge in pussy often, my compatriot Hobnob "Shining Finger" McLellan decided to take me here. After a day of hard walking, Speculos losing his money at the bureau de change and get doused by a street toilet we decided to head down to Pussys a reputable gentlemans club in Paris' finest quarters. At the door the bouncer wanted to charge us €10 each. We paid up and entered this world class establishment. We felt like kings as we entered, we were the only two in this pussy palace, decorated with purple lace curtains and pink neon lights that shone on the bar, which reminded me of my former days as a Miami detective in the 80s. The majority of the woman were to say the least not of Playboy quality but one in particular came up to us and asked me if I wanted a private show. She had full, thick red lips and there was only one thing on our minds as she licked them slowly. She tried to charge us €50 for 5 minutes but luckily Hobnob the master of bargaining managed to bring it down to €10 and got us a free beer. As I sat there, she came in and danced like a nymph in the moonlight, an ecstasy which I've only seen in my wildest dreams. As she went down to my level she said "The JWs are here" only I knew what that meant. I knew I had to leave. I stood up and she asked me for a tip, I told her "No, this is my money for my taxi" I left and me and Hobnob had a kebab, which was in a baguette. Imagine my confusion when I ate that. I gave this place 3 stars because it's a mixed bag. If you're with Hobnob and he's in the mood to bargain then it's worth it, especially if your favourite girl is there. If not avoid it. read more

This was disappointing and extremely overpriced. Waste of time and poor service. I'm not picking on the spot just being honest

Guy in front promises you a lap dance for 10-20€, but then it ends up just being the entry with no drink. inside after the girl starts dancing and ordering some drinks for her, they tell you it's 100€ per drink plus 100€ per the lap dance. There wasn't even any stage performance. A total scam. Do not visit, not worth it. read more

A fuir! Arnaque et pousse a l'achat pas en dessous de 50€. Les dames deviennent meme désagréable si vous refusez de payer plus. Pas humain et la que pour l'argent, allez vous amuser dans un autre club, ce lieu ne mérite pas votre argent read more

20 euro to get in, really small, no one was dancing and a beer is 30 euro. Instantly left and was bad mouthed by the doorman. Stay away.

This place is a scam dont go in there you will regret it they ask u to pay 20 euro but inside will charged u 100 euro

This place is a total rip off. The owner in the suit is rude and if you don't buy an additional excessively priced drink you are asked to leave We were there for one hour and witnessed only one very unprofessional dance. Even the staff outside agreed that the owner / manager is a complete prick. Don't go there! read more

thanks for the free lap dances. you scam others so we went ahead and scammed you instead. for everyone else pay with card so you can order a charge back with your bank. read more

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I was lured in by the doorman and paid 20 euros for a drink and one dance. Ten minutes later I was charged 700 euros and threatened by the manager and a huge bouncer. They STOLE 150 euros from me before letting me out. Do NOT go in this place. They are scammers and con artists. read more

Shit hole. The entrance guy talked big about the fun inside but not even pole dancing. Paid Euro 10 for nothing and left other than girl wants to charge Euro 100 for private dance read more

Please no one go inside. We hade a problem where they start saying that was 20 euros to go in. Then a girl offer a lap dance for 50 and she start to ask for drink and we say that we will not pay. In the end she charge 170 euros for the drink from the stripper and the security all the time close to us. We contact the police and they told us we where luck Because they tend to hit and take the money read more

The place is a scam they ask for 30 euros for 3 and offers one drink and then gave us inside 600 euro bill and when we refuse to pay and start calling the police they take my phone and started fighting with us and then forcefully took 250 euro from my purse and then when i call police and 911 they came and laugh and said come to the police station tomorrow and now i know nothing gonna happen this place bribe even police so we can just post this review please beware of these people read more

Shit was loose af, I'd rather pelvic thrust into a couch cushion than call that hoe back, and the smell wasn't great either, have you ever burnt ramen noodles? Well this cunt smelt like a mouse ate some burnt ramen and crawled up her pussy to die. If I had a time travel machine, I would go back in time to figure out what her parents did wrong to create such a foul being, if it wasn't for the ecstasy Molly and coke I would have never been there, but I guess that's the price you pay for following the stripper back to her place, lucky for you, you get this review and don't have to experience washing your dick 3 times and it still smelling, If I could give no stars I would read more

Scammed and threatened. Do not come! 20 euro charge to get it this boring place. This is a brothel and not one worth visiting. Owner demanded 100 euros or he was "going to send me to the hospital". Don't talk to the girls in there, don't let them sit with you. Don't go in at all and in fact I am tempted to call the cops on them. So disrespectful and insulting. read more

Don't go here. It's a scam. Literally go anywhere else. I was pulled in with a guarantee of "20 Euros for a drink and a lap dance". That was my mistake. I went in and was offered a drink and a lapdance. Girl asks "mind if I have a drink too?" Sure. Little did I know she ordered a 300 EURO bottle of champagne. After dance owner comes over to me and demands that I pay. After what almost came to blows, he says "fine, pay for one drink". Okay, I thought. I'll meet him half way. He brings out a bill for 80 EUROS. I got paid and got out of there since I was starting to be circled by bouncers. Tl,dr avoid this place like the plague. Don't get suckered in here. Ruined my trip. 0/5 read more

Don't go to this place. This is a scam. The ladies stand outside the door and approach to people passing by politely to convince and watch the show just for 20 Euros. When we entered we were welcomed by a strip dancer who started dancing at our table. She started asking us to touch her body. When we said stop now we have to leave, she told- "don't you waana fuck" ? We told no we don't want then she stopped us from leaving and brought a drink for herself. Again we told we don't bother what you want to drink and we are leaving now. But the dancer was not letting us go.She called a Nigro African lady who appeared with a menu list and started demanding 80 euros for the drink which we didn't even order for the dancer. She was just shouting and forcing us to pay 80 euros. My friend got scared, I quickly paid 80 euros and came out of that brothel kind of place. Do NOT visit this pathetic place! I stayed there for not more than 3 minutes and lost 100 euros altogether. read more

I would give this place 0 stars if I could. Ugly girls. Terrible dancing. The menus says 15 euro for a tiny beer and the s*****y bar tender charged us 20 euro per beer. Avoid at all cost read more

Probably the worst club I've ever been in. They charged us 50 euro for three people even though there was no one dancing. I tried to talk to them about the situation afterwords and they pretended they didn't know me. I accidentally left my leather jacket on the chair after an extraordinarily disappointing experience, and they told me it wasn't there. They literally stole my jacket from me. The ironic thing is: all of the strippers are too fat to fit into my xs leather jacket. read more

Terrible! After being scammed for 340 euro in another close by (Club 45 or something like that, at the other side of the street in sidestreet, DON'T go their either!) , I thought this club would be managed by fair people. NOT AT ALL. When I entered the dooropening (I didn't even enter the club in fact at all), I immediately recognised the place, the setup was the same as the one I went to before. I knew I had to get away there as soon as I could. I had been stupid enough to pay with a 50 euro bill. I ask back my money while still standing in the dooropening. But ofc their policy is "paid is paid". Totally understandable. So I ask back my change, 30 euro. Okey, no problem, I'll give it to the lady and she will return it to you. Ofc I didn't agree with that but they did not care. I tried saying that I don't like the girls* But it didn't help at all. At that point I knew things were gonna get heated, I ran away as fast as I could screaming that I don't want the money anymore. And guess what? They didn't follow me! Why would they. Earning 30 euro (50 euro) without doing a shit. I think that's a very quick way to become rich! * (they weren't even that hot for real, but that's not the reason I didn't want to enter, you all know the real reason. Because with fair people and normal prices the girls would have been worth their money. Btw, there were two girls and he chose for me which girl I should go with since he gave her the money. I was not even allowed to choose which dancer I wanted! Speaking of bad service already!). read more

Terrible!!! Awful looking girls who only walk around the pole. They then stand at you table with their hand out demanding a tip. We finished our beers and walked out. The owner told us to "F off" as we walked out after only five minutes. Don't waste your money at this dump!!! read more

This place will assault you even when you are willing to pay. DO NOT GO HERE!!! It is a huge scam, this place should be shut down by the police. I went in with my partner and then was told to pay 80€ for someone else's drink, and when my card didn't work I was assaulted and locked into the bar read more

This is a very very very bad place. DO NOT GO THERE. They are swindlers, and thief's. They said us entrance, show and a drink 10 euro. We went there, two girls come near us and talked us. But while talking they are drinking very fast (drink and want another). They made a 5 minute very very bad show. Then i understand the trap, and want to go out. They stopped us gave us the bill that was 600 euros. One of them hold me there and the other one take my friend to the atm to draw money. THEY ARE LİERS, THİEFS AND SWINDLER. DO NOT GO THERE. DO NOT GO THERE. DO NOT GO THERE. read more

WOMEN! DO NOT GO HERE! I'm a woman and was PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED BY BAR MANAGER! Went in with my male friend and we were the only people in the bar. No girls dancing at all first, until one girl lazily went up and took off her bra then left the stage. 15 minutes later, my friend and I finished our 2 small beers, asked for bill- it was $90!!!!! Told the bar to call the cops, to which the manager CHOKED MY FRIEND'S THROAT and SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE- HARD!!!!! We still refused to pay the $90, demanded the cops at this point, and ended up paying $30, the $15 a beer listed on the menu. NOT WORTH IT! WORST NIGHT IN PARIS!! TOURISTS AND COUPLES BEWARE!!! If they are okay with assaulting two customers, I can't imagine what it's like for the women who work here! DO NOT PATRONIZE!!!!! read more

This is the WORST bar you would ever wanna be in! Total nightmare!!! My mate and I were promised a beer at 10€ each at the entrance. After paying a total of 20€, we were led to our seats. There came 2 hideous looking freaks with our beers and sat down uninvited. One of them even got herself a lady drink without asking and subsequently a few others came but we manage to turn them away almost instantaneously. Sensing that we could be in for trouble, we quickly finished our beers and asked for the bill at the counter. We were utterly shocked at an exorbitant bill of 300€! A man in suit whom I believe is the bar manager insisted that we pay the amount before letting us go. When we refused to, he tried getting physical and wanted to shove us to the back of the bar. At one point, he even removed his coat and tried challenging us to a fight. Apart from this man, 2 bouncers also came in and surrounded us. Being a tourist, we really didn't want to get into this sort of trouble and took a softer stance. It was after some haggling that we made it away with paying 100€ on top of the 20€ we paid at the entrance. A word of advice to all, AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL MEANS! The two of us finally settled for a clean and decent pub further down the road, knocking back a couple and cheered to us getting ripped off... imagine the amount of beer we could have with that 120€... This kind of fraudulent joints should be shut down for good!!! read more

DANGER! TO NOT GO, WE WERE PHYSICALLY ASSAULTED BY STAFF. My female friend and I went in for a late night laugh, figuring it would be similar to the strip clubs we have back in our hometown of San Francisco. We were told that both men & women dancers were inside, they were dancing, it was fun. We paid $10 each to go in, and it was empty, except for 1 manager/bartender and 4 girls sitting in a booth. We sat down, got 2 beers (half glasses....) and realized we'd been conned. A "dancer" came up (no one danced the entire time by the way) and told us this was a place for drunk men to pay for sex, not a real strip club. We said that's fine, we'll finish our beers and go home. Then she asked for a drink, so my friend said she'd buy her a coke. Instead, the girl took a pre-made "cocktail" off the bar and "drank" it. When we tried to leave 20min later, the manager/bartender gave us a bill for $90!!!!! The menu said beers were $15 (high, but not THAT high). He began yelling at us in the face, poking us, telling us the drinks were only $15 "upstairs" (there is no upstairs) and the dancer's drink was $50. We refused to pay $90 and offered $30. He then THREW my female friend into a booth, then shoved me in too. We told him to call the cops if he wanted us to pay our full bill. Instead, he took off his jacket and SLAPPED my friend so that she fell over in her seat and CHOKED me, screaming at us. After that, a terrified dancer put herself between him and us and told us we could leave for $30. We paid, and rushed out as the bouncers started to walk in. We walked across the street to a cop car and and told him what happened. He didn't care at all. BE AWARE THAT THIS PLACE IS A BROTHEL, where no doubt, the girls are BEATEN, along with the paying clientele. YOU ARE NOT SAFE HERE. read more

On the Boulevard de Clichy there's Moulin Rouge...and countless hawkers trying to get you to go into their establishment to see their "sex show". They all ask for 20euros. Some of them literally follow you down the street like a sad beggar. After my curiosity got the best of me, and the hawker outside this dump promised me I could take photos inside (I was thinking more Diane Arbus than Helmut Newton) , and he lowered the admit to 10euros including a drink, I went in, because a beer in most cafes is 5 or 6 Euros. They asked me what kind of drink I wanted and I picked a beer, assuming they would totally water down a cocktail. But these guys know every angle; they gave me a small glass that was half beer half foam, lol. Long story short: the "sex show" is a bunch of immigrant girls half-heartedly dancing topless to music videos every 5 minutes or so. The various dancers come to your seat and endlessly try to solicit you for drinks. The minimum price for a drink for these girls is 30euros, which is by law printed on a menu on your table. You could imagine that if a traveler was really naive, they could be clipped for a lot of cash. After about 20 minutes the manager figured out that I was not going to be chumped into buying a drink for any of these freaks, he had his bouncers physically throw me out onto the street. There is nothing too sexy about this place; it even smelled like a damp basement. I would imagine Pussy's competitors are about all the same. Pretty sexy eh? There. I just saved you a hot, disinfecting shower, 10euros and a trip to blvd de Clichy. And no, you won't be allowed to take out your camera in this place, another lie they will tell you. Otherwise I would have given you some pretty entertaining photos of the girls, the male staff and the equally bizarre clientele. read more

This is a dangeerous place.I paid 10 Euro,to get in.Danced with stripper(like 2 dances) and I liked her,so I agreedd to go to private room.Waiter brought me champagne before going to room without me asking me for it.I asked her how much,she said don't worry about it.About to go room,but on way to back room manager says have to pay $590 Euro for champagne.I said I did not order it.The stripper told me don't worry.Made me empty wallet had about 200 Euro in it.Wanted the other 390. Blocked my way and would not let me go.Thought I was going to get killed.Started crying and forced myself out.This is a bad place.Keep away.If they are going to bring some champagne at lease tell person the price.NEEDS to be shutdown.I think they Target Americans read more