If you have not been to Wimpy, you're an idiot. If you have not been to THIS Wimpy, you're an idiot…read morewho's missing out on an experience that nourishes the soul and stomach in a way that cannot even be matched by your own grandmother. I know what you're thinking: But Robert, my Gran used to cook the best mashed po..SHUT UP YOU'RE AN IDIOT REMEMBER? Did your Grandmother wear a uniform with a name badge? NO. Did your Grandmother greet you with a polite smile and offer to "be with you in just a moment to take your orders"? NO. Did your Grandmother ever make a "Bender" NO. Just google "Wimpy Bender" (With safesearch on) to see what this is. Did your Grandmother serve your food on real plates with real metal cutlery? N..YES. She probably did, but that's what makes Wimpy better than any other restaurant available. It's authenticity. Draped in the mystique of yesteryear, this time honored establishment may be easily overlooked by the shallow, fashion-conscious and trend-driven restrauneur, but believe me, Wimpy is the real deal. The staff are eager to provide you with everything you might expect from a restaurant with such historicity. They await your arrival with baited (fresh) breath, eager serve with the professional, respectful and sincere manner that the Wimpy reputation has afforded them. The food is cooked to order, and isOH HANG ON YOU THINK THIS REVIEW IS IRONIC? WELL IT ISN'T. When I asked for a milkshake in there, I made a fool of myself by asking the beautiful waitress arrogantly and rudely, "What you got in the way of milkshakes? The standard Chocolate, strawberry and vanilla?" Can you possibly imagine what a cretin I felt when she smiled, tilted her head to me and informed me that they also do Banana? (I don't like Banana that much so I wasn't interested, and to be honest, it's a pretty standard flavour of milkshake, and I can't believe I missed it out) AND LIME! THEY DO LIME F**KING MILKSHAKE. LIME. ... LIME. ... Lime... ...lime. That's why this review is not ironic in the slightest. I want to be as sincere as I can when I say that Wimpy not only has the traditional restaurant fare signed and sealed in terms of cafe cuisine, (Breakfast and grill menu) burger dishes (there were plenty to choose from including several vegetarian options), but is now boldly and confidently leading the way in a forward thinking and groundbreakingly artistic blend of the creative and the culinary. I had a chocolate milkshake in the end. My parents divorced when I was five years old. What followed, were years of a difficult and emotional upbringing, made tormented and torturous by being shared between my parents at weekends, evenings, and public holidays. At times it felt like I was forced to choose which parent I loved more. Can you imagine what that felt like? Just right now, imagine your house is burning down, and you can only save one parent, or one sibling, or one child. "Robert, would you like to come to the funfair with me this weekend, instead of spending time with your other parent?" "I...i...i...I'm only seven" Imagine the look of forlorn heartbreak on the parent who lost the weekly competition for my company, unconditional love, and emotional dependence". As a result of this maternal/paternal tug o' war, I got to go swimming alot. Near the swimming pool (Waterfront in Woolwich, London) was a Wimpy restaurant. By the time I was twelve, I had had all the burgers, bacons and benders my flabby little fingers could cram into my plump cheeks. On what was to be my last visit to wimpy for seventeen years, I went for a completely different option. A bean burger. It was was like angels were kissing my elephantine throat. Soon afterwards, I was a teenager, and my interest in the affairs of divorcees began to dwindle, alongside a growth of self loathing at the due to being incredibly unsuccessful with girls. A self loathing that caused a hunger that no bender of any mass could fulfill. It was a repulsive and repeating cycle of gluttony, greed, and depression for all of my adolescence. Last Saturday I ate a bean burger in Wimpy, Peacehaven with a girlfriend, that looked almost as good as that burger, and the accompanying sense of accomplishment tasted: Wimply Marvelous.

This wimpy bar is one of the oldest ones it's been there since the mid 1970s . I've been going…read morethere since about 1978 . It hasn't changed much . It's always had nice pleasant staff . And a nice prompt service . They cater for children's party's they have a special room for it . Situated across the road from the texaco service station . With a car park in front with enough room for about five cars . And a big free car park around the corner . A nice place to eat I recommend it 10/10

I often walk a dog for a disabled friend, who lives in Telscombe and if waiting for the bus, the…read moresun is shining, or I just can't kid myself with a reason, I'll pop in here. Telscombe and the surrounding areas are probably not renowned for their pubs, but the Tavern is really a very charming place. With a large bar area, a dedicated dinning area and a quite side room, it offers a little something for everyone. Food is served daily and the range is good, and the food itself punches above a lot of similar pub grub places. It's unlikely you would want to make the effort to come out of town for a visit, but if you have a dog, try the cliff top walk and end it with a refreshing drink here, you may be as pleasantly surprised as I was.

We've been here several times over the last three months and we can't fault it. The food is really…read morenice. The Sunday roasts are huge with a choice of meats. The meat is freshly cooked and you get absolutely loads of it with multiple vegetables, stuffing and Yorkshire pud. The waitress's are very pleasant and attentive without being obtrusive, and the cost is very good as well. Last night my partner and I had a burger and chips each, three large glasses of wine and a sweet to share. All of this for £23. This is because they do a 2 for 1 offer on burgers on a Tuesday evening. I'd certainly recommend it although beware Saturday nights if you want a quiet meal as they have live music after about 9pm.

Whilst it's not exactly what I expected from the name, this Senora isn't a bad place to find…read moreyourself in Saltdean if you fancy a cheap drink and especially if you're looking for somewhere to watch the match or play some pool. Food isn't what you'd expect either, but i you're not looking to romance your lovely lady and just want to tuck into some great pub grub then you're in the right place. No frills, but a warm pub and a welcoming landlady.

Not a place you'd want to take your loved one on a romantic date for two. The atmosphere is a bit…read moredour and there are some pretty aggressive looking locals but I'm sure they're nice chaps really. This is Saltdean lets remember. They haven't got a particularly good selection of ales so I stuck to lager which was poured by a very friendly bar lady. Food wise its all pretty basic pub grub so I opted for a burger and chips which was fine and extremely cheap. Wouldn't want a long drinking session here though.

I'm amazed at the brutal reviews of Smuggler's Rest. They're all 5 to 10 years old, so perhaps new…read moremanagement has corrected past problems, but we had a great experience here. Welcome was swift and warm. We were accommodated at a nice table of our choosing with an ocean view. Service was timely, friendly, professional, and helpful. The food was terrific; special shout out for the pate starter and the steak and ale pie of the day. Interior was cozy and charming near the bar and towards the water. Front rooms away from the water were a bit sterile, but I wasn't seated there so I only noticed it en route to the loo. Smuggler's Rest is a solid pub, and its old reviews should be ignored

They have some lovely winter ales on tap in this place like Harviestoun Bitter & Twisted which is…read moreworth checking out. The bar is really friendly indeed and the decor is very comfortable. I popped in for lunch a couple of weeks ago and had a really nice chicken curry which didn't cost an arm and a leg. I'm definitely going back in the summer as the beer garden looked really enticing but at the time it was pouring with rain. They have a roaring open fire on the go here so I would strongly recommend heading along for a Sunday roast with a group of mates.

Happy eyes, happy belly. This is lovely grub in a quaint setting…read more The 'old' isn't an understatement. This little beauty is over 400 years old and still looking good. Full of charming original features and low ceilings it's nice to get a taste of the past served up with your food. But they're not stuck in a time warp, as there is WiFi too! Hungry after a walk, I chose the All Day Breakfast which offered up two of just about everything you'd expect for only a fiver. Happy wallet too. The staff are very smiley and the service is quick. I'd love to return and try out the cream tea or sandwiches. Definitely one of Rottingdean's finest. I'm resisting the urge to make an exceedingly good Kipling pun...

Coming from the Czech Republic, I'm used to buildings having centuries of history behind them and…read morereally appreciate that. In that respect, Old Cottage got me pretty excited. The building is mostly original inside, and even I have to duck because of how low some ceilings are -- now that's REALLY exciting. I came here with a few friends one day when we decided to explore other towns near Brighton. We stumbled upon Old Cottage and went for the classic tea, scones and clotted cream ordeal to feel fabulously proper. We were without a doubt the youngest people inside, but it was so refreshing to see groups of older women gabbing away for hours instead of the rush-rush dining experience mostly found today. If I'm completely honest, the scones and cream did nothing for me. Keep in mind, I don't really like sweets and absolutely hate anything creamy, so that should be taken with a giant grain of NaCl. The atmosphere is just lovely, and if you feel like transporting yourself to the British 1800's, throw on a massive floppy hat and come to Old Cottage. The tea is quite tasty.

Poor service, food very indifferent.my starter of calamari was over cooked. Got there at 5:45 not…read moreserved till 6:05 told Sunday lunch ended at 6:00 so couldn't have it even though somebody was being served it as we spoke.

Good parking The drove is next door to a Premier Inn the service is prompt and food is freshly…read morecooked and very tasty. There are facilities for children to play so adults can eat thier meals knowing the kids are safe and happy.If you buy one coffee you can then help yourself to as many refills as you wish. The prices are very reasonable when meeting with friends there is no pressure to hurry your meal very enjoyable.

Ate here on the weekend , there was a free salad bar.... but it was tiny…read more The fish I had was pretty good , the chips very average. I would call this an inexpensive place to eat an average meal.

I must admit that when my husband suggested going to Harvester for dinner, I was somewhat hesitant…read more Having never been before and always having heard bad reviews, I wasn't jumping at the chance of grabbing a bite there. The food was decent but the service was really rather slow. We were waiting an incredibly long time. I can imagine the reason for this was because they were under-staffed as the only waitress I could see was cleaning tables when there were lots of customers waiting to be served. The other let-down was the layout. The waiting areas is at the top of a flight of stairs, right in the path of the serving staff. In order to get to the salad bar, you have to go through the serving area. It felt like you were in the way and I can imagine that it must be very frustrating for the staff. If you are looking for somewhere where there is something for everyone on the menu (and an unlimited salad bar!), I would recommend this place. Please do not go here if you are in a rush though.

This is the best in town. Like it very much. I ordered much food. But iris a little far from here.read more

Online it seemed like a good value but the food wast really that good. However emu boyfriend…read morethought his meat dishes were good. I may just be a food snob but I wouldn't pay to go here.

I'm not much of a fan of the mariner... I wouldn't enjoy an afternoon walking around or having a…read moremeal here as much as I do by the pier in Brighton, as (like Samantha says) its just a bit too conventional and fake. That said, watching boats bob up and down on waves while supping a pint of Guinness is not to be sniffed at, and makes for a fine way to enjoy the sun. Just a little away from the majority of the shops, and nestled alongside the swanky looking flats that border the water, it makes for a fantastic little nook to tuck a pub into, and there is ample outdoor seating to enjoy when the weather is warm. I haven't got around to trying anything on the menu yet (as I tend not to stray over to the mariner all that often). But the pub looked clean and well maintained with friendly staff ferrying away empty plates from satisfied faces, so I can only assume the traditional menu is a well received menu. Not worth going to the Mariner for per se, but certainly one of the best ways to spend your time there.

The Master Mariner us abut the only authentic establishment in the horrendously Americanised…read moreBrighton Mariner. in what looks like an old chandlery or harbour aster's building the pub has a really traditional seaside pub. Th interior is has a really homley feel with wooden panel walls and open fire. Its a proper family pub which makes a change all the uber cool pubs that Brighton is littered with. They serve local real ale and the menu offers pub grub and has something to suit the whole family.