Man, I was stunned to find Brian B.'s review of Pappy's Place! Brian, we're forever Bonded! ! !
After the BEST day of fishin'.....Big Sexy's Charters... (hubby caught a 28.12 lb Redfish out in the Bay).....our cousin's thought it would be a great "end-of-the-day" to walk over to Pappy's Place from our fish camp. UNbeknownst to us, they'd been plannin' to "set us up" for this one for a good while! Brian B., you Are NOT Kidding when you say that the "Pappy's Place" experience will FOREVER be SCORCHED in our memory...UNfortunately! ! ! We literally walked in....."Lingerie Girl" immediately walked up to shake all of our hands....My Good Lord, HAVE MERCY.....I think she was all of 15 (we didn't stick around for any pelvic thrusting, Thank God!) ....I looked to the Right......6-8 locals checked us out & they KNEW we weren't from around there.....we turned around & eased on outta there. Pappy came running out after us....with his toenails clacking on the floor, because they stuck out over the end of his flip-flops.....Where Ya'll Goin' "??.....Gooooood Lord! ! ! Ewwwww! His fingernails were pretty GNARLY as well! He could defiantly open a can of potted meat with 'em! Gagging as I'm writing!
While I was inside, I was trying to focus on what was happening.....but, I couldn't see under the Smoke Cloud I was standing in. We should NOT have cleaned up before goin' over there! We left Pappy's so FAST (cousins laughing at us all the way back to our Fish Camp)....we ran to the bathroom to wash our hands & PURELLed UP! ! ! Talk about "Feelin' Dirty"!......we're still tryin' to wash the STANK off of us!
I Don't think I'd actually call this place a DIVE...I honestly don't think there IS a name for this place! It's one Seeedy place & I'll NEVER EVER Forget it, UnFortunately! I did wanna take some pictures of Pappy's Place.......but, I can Assure You.... there would've been some "Duck & Cover's" because, all the folks in there were in the "Witness Protection Program" & the other half were Illegals!
I'm FOREVER Traumatized! ! ! Cousin's got a good laugh......the Joke Was On Us! read more