Upon check in, we were informed that our room was 'a bit of a walk' and did we want help with our…read morebags, "No thanks" we said, we can take a bit of a walk. She didn't inform us that our room was the furthest point in the hotel and we had to climb up and down many stairs to get there. It was hard work even getting to the room!
I felt like I was in a game of Cluedo or at Faulty Towers or something. The building itself is old, beautiful and quaint, the welcome letter brags about having six acres of beautifully manicured gardens, however, the inside is far from beautiful, or manicured. I didn't expect the interior to have been *quite * so stuck in the dark ages.
For example, the walls are in severe need of painting, there was black marks and scuffs on almost every wall in our room. The curtains need re-hung, they are ripped and falling off the curtain hooks. Our shower curtain is stained, with what, I'm not quite sure. The windows and mirrors were grubby and in need of a clean, the mirrors and frames have paint chipped off; the carpet is stained with something that looks like it had bleach in it and the boxed tissues are cheap, like that sandpaper-y public toilet toilet-paper.
We got to the room and we both needed to check our emails (for work), however we couldn't get the internet to work on any device. No one answered our repeated calls to the front desk, so hubby had to walk back through the maze to be told there was no internet, there has never been internet and that essentially, we'd no chance.
Later the same day, hubby asked another employee who told him the internet was broken and they'd had someone in trying to fix it for days. I've asked at reception both on the Thursday and Friday, if the internet had been fixed, the Thursday chap just said, "I don't know", the lass on Friday said the same, but I prodded, "Well is there anyone here who could find out?", her reply was, "yes, what is your room number and I'll call you when I've spoken to the manager" we left the hotel this morning and I'm still waiting for my phone call. There's no excuse for people not to return a phonecall.
In spite of having a Mr and Mrs McMaster down on our room reservation, they're treating us like there's one person here, we've had one towel, our meal card has also only one guest noted on it - which is just lack of attention to the most basic of details.
Our TV unit was about two-feet off the ground, meaning if you're lying in bed, you couldn't watch the TV as it wasn't high enough to see and was poorly placed so only one person in the bed could see it anyway.
The bed itself was way too soft for our tastes - with a bad back, I like having a firm mattress. The pillows were exceptionally thin and even the two of them that you're given, doesn't come close to the thickness of one regular pillow - and again, they are super-soft. Waste of time if you ask me, it's like sleeping on a pack of cotton wool.
You have to sign in and out of the gym before you use it, there's no remote for the TV so you can't turn it on and off without using the switch at the wall, the church bells have rung every day since we've been here, at least once and they're loud and annoying, the in-room tea and coffee selection doesn't have sweetener, hubby says the breakfast selection isn't the greatest or most impressive either and the in-room trouser press, which, again, looks as old as the hotel itself, is awful. We almost bought an ironing board and iron from Tesco, but instead hubby's been going to the office in wrinkled clothes.
My final, and probably second largest complaint to the lack of internet (which, given my hubby was here on business, is quite a huge pain in the rear) is the lack of room service facilities.
You can get breakfast delivered to your room, between the hours of 7am and 9am (for a £5 additional fee). You can get dinner delivered to your room between the hours of 7pm and 9pm (again for a fee), however there's no lunch, no snacks, no late-night food of any kind. Which, if, like me, you're staying there with no access to a car and in the hotel all day until your hubby comes back from the office - SUCKS.
I've never been in a hotel that operates this way, I feel like I'm in the back of beyond. It's the 21st century, I'm not asking for Star Trek gadgets, but some basic amenities would be nice!!
I wouldn't stay here again. Give me a premier inn any day!