Compared to the other beach options in Cozumel, this is the worst that I've experienced. We did however make the most of it once we got there, but because of the other experiences, this place didn't compare.
Like most everyone in Cozumel, we were there for the day, ported from a cruise ship. The plan was to go to Mr. Sanchos, but once we got to the taxi area one of the taxi pimps convinced us that Mr. Sanchos was sold out and that this place was better... we later found out that was wrong on both measures. He even told us that since we were in a group, if we told him that he recommended it, that instead of $60, we would get all inclusive for $55 per person. Wrong again. After the $21 taxi ride, we arrived and the guy at the ticket stand insisted that there was no discounts. I literally walked away and headed back to the taxi and he finally caved but told us not to tell anyone but he would honor the $55 promised rate... ok, I won't.
If you've never been to Cozumel, I recommend that your take a taxi tour your first time. That's what I usually do for my first time to any port of call. There isn't anything to do at the port area except eat, drink and shop... they recently added a few lounge chairs, but there isn't beach access. The taxis are regulated and safe... just don't believe them. On our island tour, we stopped at several beaches, so the next time I knew I wanted to hit Paradise Beach. PB isn't all inclusive, but trust me, you don't want all inclusive in Cozumel anyways.
When you first walk up, there's a pool and restaurant area. We made a bee line for the beach and scored lounge chairs closest to the shoreline. The lounge chairs were unlevel, so you slip out or use effort to stay seated. Not relaxing at all. Another thing that made it far from relaxing was the loud and obnoxious kids. Because it's open to other non all inclusive options, I assume that it why. I should've stuck with Mr. Sachos or at least made sure that this one was adult only.
The wifi was shotty. When we first got there, it was ok, but once people started crowding in (mostly people who didn't have the all inclusive wrist band) it was impossible to pick up connection.
The waiter took our order as soon as we arrived and against my better judgement, I ordered guacamole, chips and a quesadilla. If you haven't heard DON'T EAT PRODUCE OR DRINK THE ICE IN MEXICO... This was the second time that I risked it and paid for it for days. I started with a Mojito, which was the worst Mojito that I've ever had in my life... the mint was brown. There on out, I stuck with margaritas... whenever I could find our waiter.
We moved to the pool area which only had one lounger or chair. We were told that they would bring out for move another one over there, but they never did. The pool was dirty and disgusting, You know what else is disgusting is the fish spa by the restaurant area. You can pay extra to dip your feet in and have the feet nibble your feet.
Speaking of paying extra, there were several extras that you could experience, jet skis, parasailing, etc. The guys walking around on the beach peddling those activities were nothing more than annoying. It started raining, so we cut it short. read more