Frigging Liquor Store.
I came here at like 30 seconds to 10pm and they slammed the door on my whole night. I caught a hint of a smile from the guy as he slammed the bolt home and crushed my dreams of getting a pile of beer and making a crazy mess of myself... so like so many before me it was off to the Saturday night bridge of shame mission, over to the dark side to the stupid gross ass moose head cold beer store to order up some shitty Alpine or maybe a little Tom Clancy's ale or the dreaded "I didn't know it was cider!!!!" mistake!! You've all made that mistake! It looks like beer right? So back out to the cab, who's still waiting and is a failure in my eyes for not getting me to the NSLC on time. I say "to the cold beer store!" And he immediately harshest my Mellow with "jou know what I am charge for dis?!" I was like let's roll Pasquale!!! He's an old friend. Anyway we hit the 1015 lineup after hearing how Pasquale is charging me twice for the bridge tolls. I sweep 16 Disgusting warm or cold Alpines through the half window of my Caprice-alac and head to the casino! I set up shop outside in the parking garage and began sipping on the spoils of war. Pasquale can wait until I get a pop or two in me. I paid him and head back to my spot. There's a black cat there, sitting on the box, and WILL NOT MOVE! I tried so many different things to get him off the box until I finally had to throw my empty bottle at him. He catches the bottle in his teeth and spits it out. I'm like man it's Alpine you frigging CAT!!! I'm out!!! I head to the casino and get in for once, they generally don't let me in, but the cat stole my reasons for not getting in. That's about all I remember, but man it was harsh! I wonder what happened to that cat? I wonder what would have happened if I made that NSLC closing Bell?? Did I miss something or did something miss me? I miss the cat, S/he had mad ninja skills. read more