A mover "you can trust" they say. "Better Business Bureau Accredited" they claim. But the truth is,…read morelawyers tell you to trust them, and then you get a bill for twelve thousand dollars to clear a forty-one dollar parking ticket. The truth is, until there is a consumer with the time and patience to endure the Better Business Bureaucracy's Bullshit, the accreditation is presumptive and not proof of any acumen.
The truth is, when I hired these movers, they didn't break anything, they didn't damage much. Oh there was some dirt on the couch, and the dresser had a couple new scratches, but like he said, it was already kind of scratched.
But if you want a psychologically traumatic move, this is your ticket. Obfuscate, Humiliate, Manipulate: OHM. OHM is like the company mantra. Say it like you'd say it in bikram Saturday morning. We didn't get an honest answer from these losers all day. And in the end, they let us know that terrorism truly does begin at home, by verbally attacking us, revealing the depth of their own insecurity. They held our last possession ransom, and not for money you see - no, they were paid - they demanded to be paid - before lifting a finger. It was our dignity they were after. Beg us, they said. Beg us to bring that thing, that whateveritwas, that thing you can't carry by yourself, plead with us to have mercy and carry it off the truck and into your house. You think you are better than us, but we have the power here.
And apart from all that, the two monkeys had never seen the inside of a real moving truck. Two high frosh with a uhaul demonstrate as much skill as these twats.
Was this review weird? You bet it was. I'm a pretty boring person, and I couldn't have made it up. This really happened.