The shatter is good, their hash rosin pers are good but they can't preheat so they clog almost…read moreevery time u hit it but they get u decently high.

Called to ask for advice on how to fix a rig purchased from this location. Whoever answered the…read morephone was rude an accusatory. Advised I had had the rig for over a month and now is no longer working - before I could finish my sentence (which was to ask if anyone else had the same malfunction I had) the person on the phone said "yea it was probably something you guys did to it so we can't really help". As I proceeded to try to finish my sentence and let him know I didn't blame them or want a return - he proceeds to interrupt again. 0/10 customer service. Find someone else to answer the phone other than that brainless man. He also proceed to text me after the phone call trying to give me trouble-shooting advice. That would have been helpful had you been that nice over the phone.

Always great service there. I hope it opens again as advertised. This is my go to storeread more

This Shop is absolutely amazing. The edibles , flower, pens, even the psychodelics are all top…read morenotch! The team here is well informed and courteous! Best shop in DC hands down! And it's affordable!

Products are extremely over priced + Wellness services are a scam :…read more They sell pre-rolls made from months to years old weed when they're low on supply, and still over charge!! Most of the products are low potency, most suitable for the elderly or inexperienced cannabis consumers. Edibles are the only decent & sometimes fairly priced items. NONE of the wellness services are worth your while. The owner is one of those middle age, physically unfortunate, borderline schizophrenic women who thinks shaving her head every 3 months and bouncing on a yoga ball is going to help her gain inner peace. It's scary actually It's all a cash grab nonetheless. Her reiki sessions are mediocre and consist of complete bullsh*t made up on the spot. The only reasonable excuse to shop here, is for the body lotions they sell from 3rd party vendors, or smoking accessories. Please find anywhere else to get weed or do anything yoga/wellness related. The staff is decent, but unless you like wasting money & time, don't go here!

Aligned DC is my go-to spot whenever I need quality cannabis in DC. The staff actually knows their…read morestuff and takes the time to help you find exactly what you need, whether it's for relaxation, creativity, or just a good time. The selection is solid--top-shelf flower, edibles, vapes, you name it. The vibe inside is welcoming, not one of those places where you feel rushed or lost. Prices are fair, and they always have something new to check out. If you're looking for a dispensary in Washington DC that actually cares about its customers, this is it. Convenient location, great service, and fire products--what else do you need?

I had such a fun experience at the full moon ceremony at Yana. It was filled with tarot reading, a…read morecacao ceremony, and a sound bath. The room was filled with such warmth, it felt like a very safe space to share and be heard. I also felt like our guide, Emma, was very interested in being present for our needs. The store itself is very cool and the team is very knowledgeable and friendly. They are a medical facility on top of hosting many events during the week. I look forward to future events! Note- the events are cannabis free for those who want to participate and not imbibe.

Very friendly and helpful staff! First time visitors Great…read moreselection, lots of events, cool space

The shop has a great variety of selection, so much to choose from and excellent customer service,…read morevery helpful.

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I got hi with mannyONE -- CHAPTER ONEONE -- CHAPTER ONE The…read moreSplit Birth No one agreed on who came first. The room would argue about it for years afterward--whispers in corridors, quiet bets placed over drinks, elders insisting they remembered a detail others swore never happened. But in the moment itself, there was no order. Only urgency. Only pressure. Only a body reaching the edge of what it could hold. Hagrechaun did not announce the birth with thunder. There was no omen in the sky, no tremor in the streets, no bell rung by those who claimed to know when history shifted. The city did what it always did when something important happened: it continued breathing, unaware that its rhythm was about to change. Inside the room, time slowed. Not stopped--slowed. Like a held breath that refuses to release. The woman lay on the narrow bed, sweat cooling too quickly against her skin. Her hands clenched and unclenched, searching for something solid in a world that had begun to blur at the edges. She had known this moment was coming. Known it in the way bodies sometimes know truths before language can catch up. Her body had tried to decide. It failed. The pain came in waves, but pain was not what made her scream. Pain was familiar. Pain could be endured. What tore the sound from her chest was the knowing--the sudden, unavoidable clarity that there was no clean outcome here. No correct choice. No version where everything survived untouched. Two heartbeats. One body. The room smelled of iron and warm cloth and fear carefully disguised as professionalism. The midwives moved with practiced efficiency, but their eyes kept flicking toward one another, measuring, calculating. Their hands hesitated a fraction of a second too long. That hesitation mattered. Styles P stood to the left of the bed, arms crossed, posture loose but alert. He had been silent for most of the labor, watching more than speaking, listening not to the words exchanged but to the spaces between them. Silence was where truth hid when people were trying too hard to sound certain. His eyes moved from the woman's face to the hands at her stomach, to the way one midwife's jaw tightened every time the monitor stuttered. He read the room the way some people read maps--noticing where the lines bent, where the margins thinned. On the other side stood 40 Fold. He was calmer than anyone had a right to be. Breathing slow. Hands steady. Already organizing the chaos into steps, into sequences. If this, then that. If not this, then something else. He believed--had always believed--that survival came from order, not instinct. That panic was just a failure of preparation. He watched the same room Styles P watched and saw something different. Where Styles saw risk, 40 Fold saw process. Where Styles listened for what wasn't being said, 40 Fold focused on what could still be done. Between them, the woman cried out again. Not louder this time. Lower. Strained. The sound scraped something raw in both men, though neither showed it. "They're coming together," one of the midwives said, voice tight. "They're tangled." Styles P uncrossed his arms. Just a shift. Barely noticeable. But it was the first movement he'd made in minutes. "How long?" he asked. The midwife didn't answer right away. 40 Fold stepped closer to the bed, eyes on the readouts, mind already rearranging possibilities. "You separate them," he said evenly. "You prioritize oxygen. You keep pressure steady." The woman's eyes fluttered open. For a moment, her gaze was sharp, piercing through the haze. She looked not at the midwives, not at the ceiling, but directly at the two men standing on either side of her. She smiled. It wasn't joy. It wasn't relief. It was recognition. "She knows," Styles P said quietly. 40 Fold glanced at him. "Knows what?" "That there ain't a right answer." The midwives exchanged another look--this one unmistakably fearful. The rules of birth were breaking down. Procedures assumed one life at a time, one path forward. The room was not built for this kind of decision. And decisions, when delayed too long, become verdicts. The woman's breathing hitched. "If no one moves," a midwife said, barely above a whisper, "we lose one." Or both, the silence finished. Styles P stepped forward. Not rushing. Not grabbing. Claiming. "He needs awareness," he said, nodding toward the child closest to his side, though neither child had fully emerged yet. "The world he's walking into don't come straight. It lies. It doubles

Everyone in the store is super knowledgeable and friendly. I felt supported in figuring out a…read moreproduct that was right for me and my needs. It's really well organized inside and there's a really welcoming atmosphere. You can tell a lot of time and effort go into everything this store offers, and I definitely recommend and will be back! Thanks Green Theory!

Big Relva fan !! Always friendly, always quality. I complemented a strain one day in store and…read morefound out the budtender helping me was also the person who grew it!

Got a couple carts here after being in the area and the service was okay they had a small…read moreselection. Id come by again if they had deals or something else but the prices are standard for DC

This place is top notch. Very communicative and their…read moremanager, Michelle was SUPER helpful with the process. All you have to do is send a text message and they will respond asap to you

the order was delayed without any notification and as I reached out to the rep, they cancelled my…read moreorder and closed that chat. also read they short a lot of customers so possibly a blessing in disguise... :/

I was pleased with Kush Deliveries…read more It was our intention this summer to try all of the DC area dispensary/delivery services and grade them all for you. Unfortunately, we had one very, very bad experience early on and realized this game is too rough for us. Kush is the only new delivery experience we have tried sense our bad experience. Kush was very flexible with locations, the driver wore a mask without being asked, and they were fast, very fast. I think it was only like 20 minutes from when we first placed our order that they had arrived. I would exercise extreme caution buying from DC delivery services, especially if you are a female. I am still shaken by my experience with one of the services. We have two of them now that I am comfortable meeting, Kush being one. Kush gets my safety seal of approval, and they are fast! Give them a try.

10/10 recommend!!! Great service, kind/free delivery, and extensive menu. They are so nice and…read moreanswered all of my questions thoroughly, they made the process easy. I will definitely be a regular now. No complaints at all. Thanks so much!