I'm writing a verse of lame prose
For want of things to do, I suppose
If you grab for my rainbow
I suggest you aim low
And then we can go out to Montrose
This neighbourhood... my neighbourhood... is such a wonderful neighbourhood to live in, even if it's not such a good neighbourhood to eat in. Yelp thinks it is. Yelp is dead, dead wrong.
So let me elaborate. I can't handle how obsessed the out-crowd (it's like an in crowd but with sh** taste in food) is with Montrose food, when it's really overpriced and bad, much like Brooklyn, except Brooklyn invented Brooklyn hipster food (or did San Francisco or Los Angeles, or does it matter). Innovative? Yes in a way all the way, despite copying itself, but it's not real food. It never will be. Hipster food will fade away like bad fashion, whereas real food is more often procured from a less fashionable area. See, real food that has existed for centuries and has been perfected over time, and while it will evolve and adapt and improve itself in ways, it will last forever.
It's a shame that the richest group are the loudest on Yelp, on the internet, in life, and thereby influence all the other groups to follow their super-lame rich tastes, and a so those who control Yelp lead everyone to where that kind of food is... which is here, the Heights, and whatever... but some of us know what real food is. And it's not really in Montrose. With a few exceptions. Looking at you Hot Bagel Shop!
So for real food, leave Montrose far behind. Try Spring Branch, Chinatown, Alief, Sharpstown (Indiatown), and so on, and so on.
However, I don't like that male cats are always trying to mont Starlight. They don't even bring her flowers first. Not even a Rose.
Bellaire may be the best neighbourhood in Houston for food, but when it comes to culture, Montrose has to be right up there too. It's a combination of the rich, the hipsters, and the LGBT community, with plenty of crossover of course. This makes for a very eclectic and enjoyable neighbourhood full of awesome and interesting people, although traffic can suck (but not as much as you'd imagine) and prices can be high (but not everywhere).
I had the pleasure of living in this district for awhile, on and off, and it was a truly wonderful part of town to reside in.
In terms of food, here are some things you must try:
B & T Cafe for the best Banh Mi and Viet Iced Coffee
Hot Bagel Shop for some of the best bagels, baked goods and kolaches ever
- (try the Jalapeno Sausage and the Smoked Sausage)
Lankford Grocery for the greatest hamburgers in Texas
Niko Niko's for good Gyros
Kung Fu Tea on Yoakum for Lemon Black Tea, or Teahouse if you prefer
And by the way, my nickname for my equipment is "Mont", and just now, Mont rose. read more