Someday I might buy a "Hous" in Houston. It's where the TV show "Hous" was filmed. It was also the setting for the movies "Hou Framed Roger Rabbit", "Hous That Girl?" and "Hous Of 1,000 Corpses."
The city bizarrely named after Anjelica Huston has more than its fair share of Addams Families, and a few beautiful women with Addams Apples. Not to the same degree as, say, New York City, Los Angeles, Guadalajara, Paris or Rio, but every great city displays these features and Houston is no different.
And remember... when we're cruising around Houston together... don't you forget Hous your Daddy.
Still one of the most amazing downtowns in the country, with one of the most incredible massive skylines built by oil, and hopefully it will always be this impressive. They also have an interconnected system of tunnels here for the workers which will take you to lunch time food options and even some boba in the subterranean area, and I'm not talking about a little food court underground - I'm talking about tunnels that stretch all over downtown. It's absolutely f***ing amazing.
Read about the hurricane in my older review. Scandalous from the city.
It was originally my review #2,010 because that's the year I played several concerts right in the Downtown area of this city.
Now that I spend half my life living here and work out at the YMCA right downtown, I can say that I really love this part of town. It's a clean and well organized part of the city and the traffic moves fairly well.
The food options include the utterly spectacular Zydeco (get Crawfish Etoufee) and the excellent Nara Thai Express.
General Houston food:
Best food in Houston:
We'll start with the best of the best.
The life-changing food items in Houston are (1) Mole w/Pechuga and Puerco De Asada from Tostada Regia on Long Point, (2) the Chicken Hara Masala curry and Chicken Boti at Himalaya, with a Rocket Naan and some rice, (3) Lamb Cumin, Spicy Dry Chicken and Tofu w/ Sizzling Seafood from Hunan Bistro, (4) The Torta de Cochinita Pibil (and Gordita and Charro Beans) from La Bala on Bellaire, (5) the Crawfish Etoufee from Zydeco, and (6) the Green and Panang curries (x/spicy) from Nara Express as well as their Basil Fried Rice, or the Green and Massaman curry (x/spicy) from Asia Market Thai Lao, and perhaps best of all (7) the #6 covered in their chili sauce, from Darband on Hilcroft.
More life changing items are (8) the Yuk Gae Jang from Tofu Village in Chinatown, and the same dish as well as the Soon Du Bu (seafood) from Yori Yori inside 99 Ranch on I-10, (9) the Chicken Flat Noodle (x spicy) and Snow Pea Leaves (x spicy) from East Wall, (10) the Korean Spicy Chicken at Lim's Chicken on Bellaire, (11) the Char Kway Tow and Belacan Fried Rice from Banana Leaf, (12) Karahi from Mai Colachi in Sugar Land, (13) a basic burger from Lankford Grocery, (14) Jalapeno Sausage or Smoked Sausage from Hot Bagel Shop, (15) the specialty at Thien Thanh.
And Banh Mi from (16) Les Givral's and Nguyen Ngo. The best Boba in town is from Mr Wish (fruit teas), Gong Cha (brown sugar milk tea), Yum Cha (fruit teas), Tea Top (milk teas), Feng Cha, and so many more, such as Tapioca Place with great Banh Mi.
Also, the Jalapeno Cheese Bolillo from El Bolillo. The Chicken Kebab from Los Perros (Richmond). Xin Jiang for late night kebab sticks. Cocina Latina for Salvadoran. Pollo Bravo for Peruvian chicken. Taconazo for taco trucks. Ekko's or Gyros & Shish for Gyros. Nu Ice has the very best ribbon ice. Shipley Donuts (when hot), traditional glazed.
Starving yet?
Downtown Houston is stunning. It reminds me of Downtown LA or Downtown Dallas, which may both be slightly bigger, but having been to all three many times, they seem very comparable. Each is clean, shiny, new, impressive, and rises above a hot city like a phoenix from the desert flames or the dusty plains or swamplands in Houston's case. Each has a spaghetti bowl of freeways running in and around and through, and yet manages to tower over the thundering stream of engines, with a towering glittering uber-American presence.
All three cities have been described as concrete jungles of endless freeways, and they are, they really are. But that doesn't have to be a bad thing.
The tunnels are great! Like Montreal, but for keeping cool, not warm. I've walked around in both, and they're both fantastic and innovative and very futuristic. Now Houston just needs an undeground subway system to whisk you (there's that word again) to any far-flung burb of the massive sprawling metropolis.
I'd have loved to go downtown with Whitney Houston during her early years, but once Bobby Brown got hold of her, things changed. And that was her prerogative. Or his, perhaps. Anyway, I won't be cruel. I wanna dance with somebody so let me finish up this review, and I'm saving all my love for somebody who loves me, and if I don't dance with someone for one moment in time, then how will I know? read more