Upper Kirby is my fave part of Houston. If it were in Austin or Beaumont, it would be my fave part of those towns too. However if it were in Dallas it would only be my 2nd fave part. My fave part of Dallas is, and will always be, that inevitable part of Dallas when Tony Romo throws a wild interception in the final moments of a vital game, and the season collapses yet again. And then out of frustration, he shoots J.R. It's true. Tony Romo shot J.R. Now you know.
For my review #2,016, which is the last "themed" review I'll do that matches up with the year that the review # corresponds with (did that make sense), I am doing Upper Kirby, because in 2016 I'll probably be spending a lot of time in this district, and am looking forward to it.
This part of town is where I had my third-ever Houston concert, having just performed the first two within 24 hours previous of that concert. I met a wonderful friend-for-life at that concert as well as many other good friends too. So it's a very special part of town for me.
It has great things to eat (including my friend), great places to shop (where I drive my friend around and she goes shopping), and great nightlife (as long as my friend is there). The place where I performed the concert in question is now closed down, but I'll review it another time. However this (just ahead of Montrose) is my favourite part of Houston, blending the factories of Pasadena with the stuffy suburban-ness of The Woodlands.
Okay, I'm kidding, it's not stuffy, it's not suburban, and it doesn't have an abundance of factories. It's a very cool, very trendy part of town, with a lot of young people, and is a wonderful place to live, shop, eat, visit, or make out.
Especially the making out part, especially if it's with the girl in question. And she does tend to make out with any random (cute) person, so if you hang out in this neighborhood for long enough, you might get lucky. Very very lucky. She prefers people with lots of $$ though. And cute. Did I mention that part.
Oh and Michael H asked that they fix the sewer smell in this hood. I haven't smelled it, honestly, but that was 4 years ago, so... did someone take care of that? No? Nobody?
If it were all farmlands full of cows and pastures, then it would be "Udder Kirby." But it's not, and anyone who tells you it is, is feeding you Udder Bull**it. That's like saying my stunning friend that lives in this part of town went to an Ivy League school and is a former lawyer. Yeah right! Nobody could be that smart and cute too!? Surely not?
Then again maybe so and don't call me Shirley. read more