Welcome to Monterey.....Jail that is.....
Upon my arrival to this quaint seaside town, I had no place to stay, but somehow, after a few dozen drinks and a spirited conversation with some GIs where I kindly reminded them that it was the Navy that got Bin Laden, I ended up at the Monterey Jail. The check in process was smooth and, while I admit they are a little heavy into the 'dominatrix' theme, I still enjoyed it. There are only a few rooms, and although I remember specifically requested a room with a view, that request was sadly not honored. After the initial disappointment of the room wore off, I realized what a gem of a B&B I had literally stumbled into!! Located right in the heart of old Monterey, I was pleasantly surprised to find Colton Hall, the Museum of Art, and the Monterey Library within a 2 minute walk. Most frequent visitors to Monterey are familiar with the unmistakable ocean smell of the town; Monterey Jail has a distinctive smell that reminds me of everything BUT the ocean....a combination of body odor, urine, and stale booze is probably close to accurate. Food choices on the property do admittedly leave something to be desired, but they are still a hell of a lot better than eating at Restaurant 1833! Your fresh calamari will have to wait until you are 'sprung' from this facility, but once you are out, take a short stroll to the wharf and get your fill.
Even though my stay was short, it was very memorable. Monterey Jail is a true reflection of the lovely City of Monterey.....I recommend visiting early and often!! read more