Agree with everything Celeste said…read more My buddy tried to book a room with them and was denied a la Mary and Joseph, but then the wonderful folks at the front desk called a couple hours later and informed them that there was, in fact, room at the AmericInn

The Quality Inn: A Case Study in Thermodynamic Failure…read more * The Atmospheric Conditions: The pool area isn't just a leisure space; it's a self-contained weather system where the ventilation has been "optimized" for profit, resulting in indoor glaciers that would make a National Geographic photographer weep. The poor air circulation in addition to saving money, is no doubt generating revenue for pharmaceutical companies treating all of the mold allergies. * The Biological Indicators: That signature "clean pool" smell is actually the olfactory evidence of a thousand local toddlers using the facility as a public latrine--a chemical reaction of chloramines that serves as a warning to anyone with an intact immune system. At $7 a local kid for a whizpool, it's surely a profit center, and you can certainly smell the difference. * The Culinary Experience: Breakfast consists of "food-like substances," specifically chunks of microwaved egg that appear to be weeping for their own existence and pork sausages swimming in a reservoir of grease and existential dread. * The Lobby Ambience: The computer station is guarded by a territorial child-in-residence who has seemingly aged into the upholstery over the last two years, ensuring that "tacky" remains the primary aesthetic. * The "Coffee": A beverage so weak and feeble it qualifies as a crime against humanity. It isn't brewed coffee in the way that we've all come to expect; it's a hot, wet insult served in a cup, located--fittingly--in a completely different room to distance itself from the concept of actual food. If you ever find someone whose teeth are on fire, and you are fresh out of urine, this coffee is a great substitute...

This place is amazing! Rent a room or the whole place. Best breakfast in town. Owners are the…read moremost genuine people you will ever meet! Good for couples or families.

We stayed at Carnegie Hall for two days, Truly an outstanding experience. The themed rooms,…read morefantastic hosts, first class accommodations and a truly over the top breakfast experience. A unique venue with a lot of history, that is entertaining with it's hidden room and themes. If you are a fan of Sherlock Holmes, it's a must see. This is probably the cleanest B&B out there, that gives the five star hotels a run for there money. We were welcomed as guests and treated as family. We will be back.

We just got back from the most magical, relaxing weekend getaway at Canoe Bay. This place now holds…read morea very special place in our hearts as it truly was a luxurious, peaceful, nature-immersive experience! We stayed for two nights in one of the cozy Escape Tiny Houses and loved it! The screen porch was the perfect place to relax, enjoy a cup of coffee, read a book and be surrounded by nature in pure comfort and without the bugs ;). Everything exceeded our expectations including the magical, organic garden full of huge, beautiful blooms and vegetables used for the culinary, top-notch meals created and offered on-site! We did 1 dinner at The Inn and 2 meal services delivered to our room (1 breakfast, 1 dinner). It is such a cool concept and feels luxurious to have these fresh meals delivered directly to your cabin at the allotted times. Be sure to order and reserve your meals ahead of time! It's an experience you won't want to miss! The service was amazing as they made everything so easy for us. I loved that we could just text to make arrangements! We also enjoyed in-room massages, where Gentry Massage therapists come to you! It's easier if you contact ahead of time as they need to arrange schedules on their end. We went for a lovely canoe adventure one morning and a short hike for another. It felt like we were in a dream! Everything looks ethereal which added to the relaxation. I can't say enough good things about this place. You have to experience it for yourself! Thank you for the most delightful, special and memorable experience Canoe Bay! We can't wait to come back!

Canoe Bay is the epitome of off the grid luxury. The grounds are beautiful and serene, including…read morelakes, gardens, and trails. The lodging is stunning. There are villas and tiny houses. We stayed in "The Escape" tiny house. We were both completely in awe, both of our expectations were exceeded. We were visiting for a birthday long weekend, and it was the perfect place to unwind and enjoy each other's company. I actually appreciated the lack of cell service! Our tiny house had a wonderful view of the lake and forest. We ordered dinner two times and breakfast once. All of the food we had here was fabulous. The menu changes each night, and make sure to order on time, because it's not to be missed! We went on a few hikes, which weren't long, but were enjoyable. Overall, canoe bay is a wonderfully kept, luxurious "lost in the woods" type of romantic getaway.

Great hotel! Easy to find, clean and quiet with a very friendly staff. Special shout out to Rick at…read morethe front desk. Made us feel very welcome and check in and out quick and easy. The breakfast was huge and very fresh. Great healthy choices. Highly recommend.

extremely over priced. the rooms are getting very old and outdated. they even wreak of smoke. I…read morehave stayed there for years visiting family. when you walk in the lobby it is a beautiful setting of contemporary style. but the second you walk in your room it is so outdated and trashy. the house keeping absolutely do not respect your morning time especially if you are not a guest checking out by 8 am. checkout is noon? we sleep usually till about 10am. there pool is open 24 hours?? the prices are sky high for a very uncomfortable night away from home. we are going to AirBnBs from now on

What a beautiful B&B on Lake Wissota! Prepare for some relaxation, delicious breakfasts, and…read moreenjoyable company if you decide to stay here. The owners, Beth and Roger, are a delight. Beth whips up 4 star breakfasts as Roger entertains. The Inn is right next to the water with stairs leading down to a private dock and lake. There are yard games, a fire pit for s'mores, coffee, tea, and fresh muffins in the morning before breakfast, all in a quiet, serene neighborhood. A must see!

My wife and I came here for a short getaway and absolutely loved this B&B. It's on Lake Wissota and…read morenearly all of the rooms have a great view of the lake. The owner was a lovely lady who made us feel right at home. Her breakfasts were absolutely out of this world. Our room was beautiful, relaxing and comfortable. We also met some extremely interesting guests from Europe that we hope to stay in touch with. Overall, this was one of the nicest little getaways we've ever had. We look forward to coming back.

Thorp is the quintessential small town (pop. 1621). The Heritage Court is the sort of…read morejust-off-the-highway motel you were amazingly lucky to happen upon in the days before Motel 6 and Super 8. The family who run the place are friendly and eager to make your stay a pleasant one. This is one reason I give four stars for a property which otherwise would rate three. The rooms have cable TV (basic: CNN and TBS, but no premium channels), and a ceiling fan. There is central heat, but no air-conditioning that I could see. My bathroom had a shower stall but no tub. Towels about like Motel 6, except in addition to the normal white ones, I found a burgundy colored washcloth and face towel. A sign in the bathroom read: "Burgundy Towels for -Cosmetic removal -Extra soil. Thank you." Standard motel soaps; no shampoo. My room was small, with a double bed and a twin daybed. I had enough room, and a couple would do OK. I can't quite see it working for three unless they take turns stepping out or relaxing in bed while others move about. My room was not wheelchair accessible: this is an older property (likely pre-ADA grandfathered). On balance, I felt that the price I paid was a good value for what I got. The essentials covered, here is what wins the fourth star: As I said, the innkeepers are friendly and welcoming. They've taken some time and thought to create a cheerful décor that goes a long way toward making a small room feel cozy rather than cramped. They'll give you good advice on where to eat and where to find things. The office is in a beautiful historic 1891 Victorian house (the rest of which is the family's home). While many roadside inns provide chintzy please-give-us-free-advertising postcards, in my room at the Heritage Court I found postcards with beautiful pen-and-ink renderings of the motel and the historic house. Classy. If you need basic, reasonably-priced accommodation that is a bit friendlier and has more personality than a national chain, the Heritage Court Motel of Thorp is the place to stay.

Adorable Victorian Style House with attached motel that offers 5 rooms. The bed is comfortable,…read moresheets and pillows smell awesome (bounce dryer sheets!!) The room was very clean (a little out of date), very PINK but had a mini fridge and microwave. I picked an apple from the apple tree and gave it to a passing Amish families horse!! So cute.

This was a terrific hotel with a kind, lovely staff and I couldn't have asked for a better stay…read more However, there was one small issue that presented itself. The door to my deluxe room is too heavy. In fact, I'm writing to you from my deluxe room at this very moment, because I haven't been able to open the door to properly check-out of my deluxe room at the suggested checkout time of 11am. I prefer to stay in deluxe rooms, because I'm a blues boy at heart and need the extra space to listen to my blues CDs while I'm traveling for business. Unfortunately, I've come down with the blues fever because I still can't open the very heavy door to my larger, more expensive deluxe room and I fear that my stay will be extended. Sadly, this isn't the first time my stay has been extended. I was once attending a blues concert at The Alley in Sanford, FL and witnessed a blues tragedy, which greatly affected my evening. The young gun guitar-slinger on stage was ferociously berated by the venue owner following some type of dispute after the show. I had been in the merchandise line to buy a new blues CD and was delayed by 10 minutes or so. I travel often for business and recreation.

Staffing was very nice, and the bathrooms were clean. Hot breakfast. Skip the pancake machine they…read morecome out thin and gummy. Moose Out