Went for the foot golf, as it's called. Took my twin 12 year olds who are accomplished soccer players. I had no idea what to expect, and the fella in the pro shop happily took my money but couldn't find the time to explain a damn thing about the rules of their foot golf endeavor.
Got out on the course and couldn't make sense of it. Saw two flags, but not two tee boxes. Decided that the boys would just kick off from the ladies tee and go to the furthest flag, and then we would just repeat the front nine for the full 18 that was advertised.
Over zealous ranger proceeded to stalk us at every turn and throughout, and presumed that we were trying to somehow "pull one over" on the course or try to get more than we paid for. Fuck that guy.
There were literally 10 people or less on the course at the time. No issues with congestion, crowding, etc. just what should have been an easy going Monday afternoon.
Questioning my integrity and suggesting that I would "steal" a service that wasn't due to me is one of my switches. And this place threw that switch. I would have gladly paid twice what I paid for a knowledgeable, courteous staff who would explain the rules of the game before sending us out, and to not be treated like a fucking criminal.
A word of advice to those who run this municipal course: this isn't Augusta. In fact, your course is shit. The fairways and greens are the worse I've seen in Brevard County. Although, your greens have significantly improved since the last time I gave you my money.
Stop taking yourselves so seriously, hire rangers with a little fucking common sense, and maybe try explaining the rules of your "foot golf" to people a little better before sending them out to be harassed by your rangers for not fully understanding the process.
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