Ouch, Ooooo, Eeerh, Eeeee, Aaaah!!! Those are not the sound you should be making when getting a massage. My back must have felt like a brick wall because the lady was using her elbows to work out the knots. I don't usually get massages, but I had a gift certificate that needed to be used. When I lay down I thought I would get to relax for the next 30 minutes, but instead I was tortured and twisted. The masseuse didn't speak much English and it was hard to communicate with her, but I thought that my grunts and squeals of pain would be enough to let her know that I was uncomfortable. Well I lasted through the massage and limped out of the shop. There were no more knots in my back (although I couldn't feel much else) so I guess the job was done. I will stick to a nice relaxing Swedish massage from now on. read more