So. I'm living at Folsom hostel and I want to go somewhere other for drinking and maybe some pussy girl.
My friend Hans is telling me; "for this, go to Lower Haight on the 72 bus."
I come 22:20 at Fillmore St and Haight and I say the black lady, "where is underground club?" Her eyes getting very white and popping and she is asking me "Wa shu want? Wa shu want?" Then I see a red sign "Underground", far up the street and I go there. There is another sign "Drunk and Horny". Yes-I want. But there is a man at the door asking "give me money!" I say "I cannot", because I am student from Euro, but with no euros. Then an old mans with lederhosen and a red beard is pulling me into the club. This mans is telling me that he was also in Euro long ago and he will buy me some beers. The music is good, volume also good. Everyone is dance and is very hot, but also stinky. I drink 2 beers with the mans. He say "lets go to car and smoke something." I say "good!" But we come to the street and he say, can he stumpft me there-behind! I say "no please" and he is sad, and no smoke then. I run away back to the bus. But I see a very big, bright, green "N" and I go into the door. Here there is also very good music and many, many pussy girls. There is also many beers, just alone on the tables. There is also fish and chips, also alone. So I am eating my supper, then two womans come sit there and say, "did I enjoy my food?" I say yah, good.
They are looking at me and one, her face is wet, especially her top lip, because of the hair, say "I am sorry about George Bush."
I say "never mind".
She say "in Euro, there is much culture."
And I say "and here too, maybe."
She say "you are artist?"
I say "no I am student."
"But art student?"
I say "yah" because her hand is very wet on my zipper.
Now I am living in TIC on Waller Street with woman. We much loving. She only fights me when Hans comes to watch Bayern v. Schalke on her cable, but I tell her I will go again to the "N" club and she is shut-up. Lower Haight is very good. Come here! read more