Well I told you it was coming here it is my honest review of little darlings. It started with the walk in the door where I was promptly asked by the girl if I wanted to see her topless for $5 her name was Leah or something needless to say it wasn't worth the experience to save you the cash and time especially since in mere minutes you will be inside and for only a dollar can get a much better viewing. So I walked in and had a seat where my drink order was promptly taken but not actually filled for another twenty or so minutes which would have been understandable had the place had more than just ten or so patrons at the time. Shortly after I was seated I was approached by a male employee and told I was sitting in "special" reserved seating of sorts which to my surprise was the same as all the other seating around making it well not "special" to say the least. My opinion is if you are going to offer a "VIP" section and charge $55 for a hour or between $150 to $200 for a bottle of wine and seating for the whole evening it should at least feel somewhat "special" and the wine should be a better wine than what I can pull off the shelf myself at the local store for $20 or less. Needless to say I moved seats quite literally three feet away and closer to the stage shortly after the conversation. So now I am "VIP" adjacent and have my $10 pitcher of domestic beer and finally able to enjoy myself, or so I thought but what I paid to enjoy was well lacking talent and most of them in the looks department as well but I digress. I then got up to use the restroom across the bar leaving a full glass of beer and three quarters of my pitcher on the table, not wanting it to disappear while I was up I placed my ID on the table and walked toward the restroom. Inside the restroom I am completely sure no less than a handfull of health violations were being committed as the urinal was broken, literally cracked and backed up, and what I could only assume was urine on the floor which was poorly laid and grouted tile from wall to wall, and cracked jagged glass backsplash and counter tile around the filthy sink. Just over all poorly maintained. Not to mention the oh so cliche condom machine on the wall which by the way if you plan on using it bring your own quarters because there isnt a quarter to be had in the entire building even by asking, because they only deal in whole dollars. Anyhow I exited the dismal restroom and headed back to my table only to find my beer and pitcher already removed in the less than five minutes I was gone but ID still in plain sight. Well there goes my one drink minimum. I asked the waitress where it went she said the table had been cleaned and I would have to talk to the bartender. So I did and after thorough complaining and explanation I was offered a free bottle of water as compensation which seems totally right and fair... I took the bottle of water said my piece and was out the door past the what I could only assume was a "bouncer" named Shaun, but an overweight overly flamboyant softie would not have been my first choice for security at a gentlemans club but what do I know. In a nutshell my 40 or so minutes at little darlings cost me $15 to get in $5 to the girl behind the counter for a viewing $10 for a glass of beer and a free water so all in all I spent $30 to sit down see a few disappointing girls use a filthy restroom and leave with a bottle of water thanks to everyone involved at little darlings and I won't be back If anyone is looking to experience the nightlife in Kalamazoo save yourself some time and money and just watch porn on your phone while enjoying a nice meal at one of the local breweries or hibachi restaurants it will end up being a much better night I promise. Giving Little Darlings a Legendary half a star yours truly-The Review Guy- John S. Thatreviewguy1987@gmail.com read more

Well, I last visited Little Darlings on Valentine's Day starting about 4:30. Was enjoying the company of Liberty, Athena and a few of the other lovely ladies, hanging out and having fun as I do whenever I'm there. It would seem that I must enjoy myself, as it ended up being the third time I closed the place down! As a former casino employee, I noticed that the interior of the club was in good repair along with the chairs and furnishings. The stage was quite large and beautiful as well. In addition, the stage lighting was very good and showed off the dancers physiques quite nicely! Unfortunately, there was, however, a large patch of ice that had to be circumnavigated to get to the entrance of the club that could have been treated easily, as this was well after the extreme cold. Makes it more fun too, when one has to wear a medical sandal. Otherwise the exterior was clean and the parking lot looked pretty good for winter. My major complaint with my evening, though, was that the loudness of the sound system always increasing as the evening went on, even though their weren't that many patrons there. It seems that for the last hours I was there, I had to yell and repeat myself so many times to anybody it was ridiculous. Even the dancers and wait staff were put off by not being able to just talk to someone without yelling directly into their ear. But don't worry Little Darlings, I'll be back soon! The old QC guy, KC read more

Little Darlings is one of the most welcoming clubs I have been to. The dancers are great, hot and kind! I particularly enjoyed Rory who is the nicest dancer I have met. Dances are well priced, and well worth it. The business was clean, well maintained, and smartly set up. The wait staff was extremely nice, and great at making sure drinks were always topped off. Drinks were well priced with a solid selection of both alcohol and non-alcoholic choices. The food was good, and quite tasty, and well priced. If I'm going to go to a strip club, I go here even though it is two hours south of me. Actually, this is a place I'm tempted to stop at even if just looking for a quick drink after visiting friends in the area, as the atmosphere is that welcoming. Definitely recommend to anyone interested in going to a club check this place out read more

I had been to little darlings before and it was a pretty decent experience. But this time was not. I decided to get a private dance from a girl named Brittany. Except she decided to wait until the song was 3/4ths of the way over until she started to dance! Then shipped me out of my seat. I couldnt believe it. I felt so cheated. I turned around to ask what was going on but the security guard was already leading me away. My friend then had the SAME EXACT PROBLEM WITH HER. Private dances are expensive and for her to cheat people like that is unprofessional and shameful. I usually only get 1 to 2 dances so needless to say it really kind of ruined my entire experience. read more

Without a doubt the worst strip club I have ever been to!!! Looks like they hired dancers in the Walmart parking lot. Staff seemed to swarm like hawks. Make sure you step outside to smoke FAST or your table (and beers) are cleared. read more

I was there last November a few days after Thanksgiving. I LOVED everything about this place and the couch dance was especially GREAT. I will definitely be back again... Sean Kane read more

I love this.place. I worked here for the longest time and it's soooo great, the people aren't that touchie and the owners are lovely