Skinz for the Winz Baaiz.
A merry duet of dandys went strolling through the markets of lost English territories one hungover morning of June 21st. The sun raged immensely in the clear blue sky, our pasty white skin could not handle the heatwave and had adopted an embarrassing rouge tint that seemed to glow, so much so that the locals earned me the nickname 'El Gringo Rosa', meaning 'The Pink Gringo'..
Myself and Miguel; the leaders of the cartel singing "Nothing we cant sell..", by the ounce or by the bell- save yo punk ass lyrics for trip advisor Krown Kid, I know you readin' dis..-_-
We were absoluuuuuteeelyy stoonnned ouvih our mala scoile. Ham a coffee in one hand, Miguel my tiny friend in the other rallyin round the markets looking for cannabis paraphernalia and maaaybe a pair of gucci knock off sandals for the gym. Anyways.
The red haired woman..
We all know her... he hair is red but her eyes aint.. She sells HASH to kids. pictures of hash leafs on clothes, hash this and hash that. hash hash fuckin.. #
Hash.
I know a mouse and he had a little house and i used to call him Gerald. But I had to sell him for hash when i got addicted. So all that went out the window..
Cheap as fuck buyin skins here tho. So with cRaZzYy prices such as One Euro and.... TWO euro... for most of the shit you need to roll a Jeffery, its too hard not to. Cherry flavored blunt wraps I hear they have now.. fuck sake. Miguel picked up a couple roaches and some organic hemp paper raws... ye know... for the environment...
And I grabbed a pellet gun to shoot dogs on the way home and rob a homeless man so i could buy an ice cream and another chia latte for with the joint we we're gonna roll when we got home.
I stuffed Miguel back into my hat and bid the old lady adue with a swift flick of my white cotton hat, I was off like a bat, to see where sat the smell from hell. Homeless and broke, he looked down the lense and on a bullet he did choke.. while a pair of south siders, made off with some 99'ers', screwballs, flakes, and 2flaggens of cheap ciders.
I need to sllep, its 4am, finish this later read more