==Some Tips On Surviving A Visit To Le Girls With Some Remnants Of Dignity==
1) Don't sass the waitress. There's a 80 percent chance she's one of the owner's girlfriends. Also, most of the waitresses end up being strippers.
2) Do not bring your girlfriend. She will get more attention from the girls than you will.
3) Do not leave your money on the table in front of you or even in your shirt pocket. The girls will swipe your money, give you a dance you didn't want in the first place, and have the bouncer punch you in the mouth when you speak up about it.
4) Do not get separated from your friends. The girls are pretty notorious for taking one guy aside, taking him up to the couch area, giving him a plethora of lapdances that he can't afford, and then coming up to you (with a few other girls or maybe a bouncer) and demanding you pay the rest.
5) If a girl walks up to you, look around her. If there's a dude eyeballing you from across the club, it's her boyfriend.
6) If you get enough lapdances from the same girl, inevitably her boyfriend will want to meet you. I am not kidding.
7) Some of the girls also work as prostitutes on the side. Again, I wish I was kidding.
8) Unless you tip the DJ he won't play your song. He's also the boyfriend of the sometime stripper/sometime bartender. So if you're too flirty with her, he won't play your song. Your dreams of having a girl rub your dick while "Bohemian Rhapsody" plays is probably not going to happen here. I suggest getting a girlfriend.
9) Bring your student or military ID. They'll usually waive the cover for you. At least that way you can't say you actually paid to be extorted by strippers, eyeballed by jealous boyfriends, and threatened by hormonally imbalanced bouncers.
10) Telling them that you're gay will not deter them for bothering you. If they don't ask to hear about what it's like to be gay, they'll offer to "re-convert you". Congratulations, dude, you've just discovered the stripper equivalent of a Mormon missionary. read more