NO FEMALES ALLOWED??!?!!!? I'm truly upset. Called Lace earlier today to see if they were open. The guy over the phone told me that they were open. I than proceded to ask if there was a cover fee. He let me know that it was $10 and that we would need to buy a drink and order food. I just got to Lace and the guy at the front told me that females aren't allowed to come in. I was really shocked as I've been coming to Lace since I was 22 and I'm now 28 years old. It was very disappointing. I let him know that I called earlier and spoke to someone and they didn't t me know that. He give up on himself and said it was him I spoke to but couldn't explain why he didn't let me know that over the phone. I just don't know why if a female isn't allowed there than why wouldn't you tell a female that over the phone before traveling there. Honestly if they ever let females back (which sounds sexist to me), I won't be returning. read more

Beautiful ladies. Nice atmosphere. Highly recommend. Just moved to Wayne a year ago and this was a suggestion by a neighbor from Bayonne. Anyone moving to BJ from NYC will feel right at home here. read more

Ok so we stopped here after boozing elsewhere, just so we could continue our liquor trip and step it up a notch. I was annoyed enough to know that they did not have an ATM and I am puzzled as to how stupid the owners are not to install one....too many drinks = free for all usage of the ATM card. Everyone knows that, come on... Whatever, so it was 10$ door charge which always pisses me off again, yet somehow mine was waived b/c I said I had no cash and only a card to use. I guess if you use your card at the bar they waive the fee? Idk, but that was an upgrade. Inside is dark and loud, a main stage inside the bar and another towards the back, or maybe the side? Ladies are fairly cute, some not so much, some better than others. Bartenders are nice and while I don't mind paying 9$ a drink for Grey Goose; I highly doubt that's what was in the bottle. I'm convinced they married the bottles with Georgi b/c I can tell when the vodka tastes sub-par. (My headache the next day also didn't leave much room for any other conclusions.) Under no circumstances can us ladies as patrons dance or even sway to the music that is playing for the titty strippers b/c "thats what the dancers are for" bellows the bouncer. EFF YOU! My total was an hour and a half wasted on watching boobs that were quite small, no sexy flirts w any ladies or even asking me if I wanted a lap dance--rather they snuggled up to my gay boytoy who was pleading with them to go away HAH Oh well, 40$ you live and learn. So many other and better places, though this was not The worst ever... read more

some hot girls , clean atmosphere barmaid a little slow but the best is the vip room with a nice little Brazilian chic she goes the extra to give the extra . read more

Headed to this place for a change of pace on a Sunday afternoon. 4 girls working. 1 hot 1 ok and 2 way past their prime. Get a dance from the hot girl. Dances are $30 for 2.5 minutes. Much better selection of sexier girls at several shops in NNJ and 4 min dances are $20. See ya. read more

Wish I can give this place half a star! I've been to strip clubs all over the world, and this has to be one of the worse places as far as viewing dancers. There were women old enough to be my grandmother that kept coming by knocking my drink over as they clumsily tried to offer dances. Why tf would I want a dance from an old drunken dancer? The bartender was very attentive, and continued to keep our drinks coming as my friends and I tipped girls here and there. Finally I was able to find someone younger and more energetic, and attractive. I believe Karyn was her name. Definitely gorgeous to say the least. As I'm tipping her and buying a dance, another grandma comes over pulls my hand, and TELLS ME to tip her. Mind you I don't even know where this woman just came from, so I kindly declined and told her I was already being entertained. This dancer has the nerve to catch an attitude bc I wouldn't give her my attention. Then told me I was cheap! LOL these women think they're entitled to your money just bc a song comes on. Smh That actually only made me tip Karyn even more. If you're coming here for anything other than drinks, don't waste your time or money on this place. However, if you like old entitled grandmas with jailhouse tattoos this might be the place for you. ‍ read more

Gentlemen, this is exactly what you would think a club in the middle of now where would be. HOWEVER, having been to many said clubs, I would highly recommend this one. Drinks are moderately priced, dances are a standard 20 and the private options are affordable if that's what your looking for. The ladies range from 21 year old cuties to this one particular woman who had to be in her late 30's but as an older man myself she was an absolute joy. Don't get me wrong and don't take it the wrong way she certainly had some mileage on her but I'd drive the three hours to go back to see her again. Overall for a hole in the wall place it was a pleasurable and enjoyable evening. I just wish I could remember her name. (For the record it was my birthday) read more

First time strip club attendant and I wasn't disappointed. As a woman, I guess I received above average treatment. Girls were beautiful, some more confident and sexy than others. I followed my intuition and went with the first girl that got me going..Kelly. I'll never forget it. Her nice, tight curves and her warm, soft kiss. Can't wait to go back!! P. S. Sexy girl bartenders that smile with every purchase would be another star addition!! read more

You'll feel like a VIP the minute you walk in. The place was so clean that I tipped the plant manager. I just wish that they had some men to look at too, not for me, but it is 2021 guys. Am I right? Anyway, I highly recommend this establishment to continue in its role. read more

O.K. I've been going to Lace at least for about 10 years, particularly for one hot babe called Cameron, whose beyond sexy! Yes, now there is an ATM near the front entrance. I did like the larger rooms before they renovated, because they had one way mirrors which allowed you to look back into the bar and club area + it made the room seem larger. The only thing that I really don't like is - before you go up into your private cubicle the bouncer at the stairs who collects your money wants like a $20 tip from you? Give me a freaking break....all he does is bring up 2 free drinks for you and your babe! I'm a disabled Vietnam Combat Veteran on disability with a limited income and hate like hell giving him a tip! By the way there's a new hot babe named Sabrina / Katrina.....Oh my God is she addictive... Have fun, afternoon and before supper time is no cover charge as well read more

This place deserves 0 stars. I'm surprised there still in business. The girls are mostly old and weathered. They force you to do a private room and ask for big tips for the stripper and the manager at the podium. Music is good. The alcohol is either stale or watered down. As for Coronavirus protection. The bartender is far away but the girls take their masks off especially for regular customers. The bathroom is filthy with only one toilet and urinal. The food is below basic. read more

Beautiful women, great bartenders and you hardly even know the bouncers are there. My wife and I are a very young married couple in our 20s so when we go there we get a lot of attention since a lot of the people that go there are either single and young or older and regulars. I usually buy the bartender a shot and they always hook us up with the a good alcohol bill at the end of the night. My wife is beautiful so when we go there we get a dance for us both. I just wish the location was a little closer. There is valet there but they only charge for tips at the end of the night. My only problem with the place is that there is no ATM, so when you go, bring cash. They do take debit and credit for everything else though, such as drinks and VIP rooms. We usually go twice every few months. read more

things ae getting better at lace finally they lowered their prices! now the just need to focus on getting nicer girls! There were a handful of younger, tight hotties but there were a couple of older real dogs there , over 40, no T & A and fat with nasty cellulite. Its better not to allow these piglets to dance IMHO even if they have great personalities but overall the dancers are looking much nicer and the crowd seems to be coming back Lunch special, for $4 bucks you get a beer, a great burger and fries. yep you heard it here! Kep it going lace like the good ole days! read more

Came here for the first time last night and spoke with several girls/ staff, everyone seemed nice and welcoming. Things must have changed in the last several months, because its really not that bad as described in the other reviews. Nicely low lit, just the way I like it. read more

Girls were okay, one was really hot. Not a bad set-up, but why is there no ATM?

i found this place on google maps when looking for something fun to do on a Tuesday as a few friends and i were camping nearby and we wanted to get out for a bit. the ride is a bit scary since it took us on a long winding round to get to this secluded area. at the time it was free no cover to get. i needed to use the bathroom and let me tell you it was on of the most disgusting bathrooms in the world.A roll of toilet paper was floating in the toilet the floor was sticky and dirty and the wastebasket was overfilled. Funny that the strippers changing room is stationed directly next to the bathrooms where you can see directly inside while they get changed . the bartender was very attentive but the strippers were awful. couldn't be anymore bored if they tired. i mean basically half dead on the pole chewing gum and maybe a few spins. lol you don't get much then they come over an make you tip them and insult you if you don't. I didn't see any VIP rooms i just saw the seats directly in front of the bar where you get your vigorous lap dance. lol those poor guys had no privacy lol read more

I loved the ladies in there but the manager was so rude .. he isn't a people person what so ever . He ruined the night . I will never go again. read more

Ms v? I was sitting across from you which is hilarious considering I'm only there twice a month... that night I remember distinctly.you didn't tip any of the girls not one, and you told your friends not to tip either so yeah each girl that came over to you gave you an attitude cause you were cheap and rude.every time a girl approached you for a dolllar you would just stare nasty and when the girls asked you for a tip your answer was I ONLY TIP GIRLS WHO DESERVE IT I found it funny cause you had 50 singles in front of you and guys with less still tipped more then you! Some of the girls my have been older but compared to you they looked like a million bucks. I'm sorry that your weight makes you feel less of yourself that you have to walk into a strip club and knock down the other girls to feel superior, but with a simple diet I'm sure you can shake those saggy punching bags somewhere too! Woman don't belong there jealousy takes over when the guys they come with don't stare at the them... read more

It's not a bad place, It was the first strip club that I've been in NY. Topless girls, most of them are hot, well, as usual a few not so hot or kinda old dancers... I didn't see any thick girls, most of them have fake boobs but there are many all natural too (I rather all natural, but I'm not complaining). You have to be 21 to enter, the drinks are a little pricey (well, most of the clubs are) lap dances are 20 bucks a song. If you are in the area and looking for a strip club, i will say come to this one and not "stilettos" on Nanuet (that place sux) .... have fun... read more

love the no cover fee before 7. there were quite a few hot chicks here especially brunettes. i got a few lapdances from this black girl named alicia and she was super sexy! go go bars are so much better than strip clubs. when will people learn! read more

I'm so used to finding only dumpy topless clubs outside the city that I have to say Lace was a pleasant surprise. We were at the palisades mall and happen to pass by . Don't judge a book by it's cover- the outside is pretty non-descript (though they have free valet service at night). Inside it's no dump. Open the door and that's when the the fun starts...the music is pumping and the some of the hottest topless dancers I've ever seen ( NYC caliber) were dancing and mingling and were friendly- very little attitude. The room is preety big with a center stage in the bar, and a good size 2nd stage where you can sit in comfortable chairs w/tables basically next to the stage so there's nothing between u and the girls! I'm so used to city prices that draft beers for like 3 bucks and mixed drinks for about 5 make this a stupid value. We got there at about 9:30 and it was only 5$ to get in. ( I was told you can get a coupon for FREE admission at there website... I checked it out and it's TRUE!!!). And while I'm talking price... the rooms are like HALF the price of the city, comfy and private ;-).BTW we stayed till like 1:00! and got hungry so we ordered some apps...the calimari was a big portion and some of the best I've ever had and a mozzarella tower or something was also big with fresh tomatoes and a dressing that was delicious- the burger was big and good to and also cheap...even the waitress was hot! It's a bit of a drive for us but we can't wait to go back -F the city! read more