It was the best of times it was the worst of times nonetheless see lights was the place where dreams went to die. my favorite thing about this place was the fact that there was a cooler that had a door on the top of that was defective in broken. I would lure strippers to get on top of the cooler only to fall into the cooler. At which point the stripper and the bartender would argue they used to be an old lady there I don't think she's there anymore she's probably a hundred and fifteen now. I've heard it's improved in terms of cleanliness and quality but the truth is the only thing that's improved is the fact that there is less competition with Sue's rendezvous closing. This place is exactly what it is a place where strippers go where there is no other place left. A place that Bronx girls go to because they think Yonkers is one stop away from Canada and no one's going to run into them. A place where a girl named Odyssey will fall asleep on the bar because she's done too much yak and is crashing midshift. A place that never had a bathroom for women... So they had to use the bathroom with the strippers. I wish them success but I'm going to be for real this is not the greatest place for your function. also what's up with the cross the street and the random parking rule 3 a.m. on a Tuesday they give you a ticket? read more

Okay this is my updated review as a ex dancer/ customer before I'd say it was good but now management has changed its structure so no good anymore. There's barely dancers and it's a very unhappy environment with outdated music. As a dancer it's extremely difficult to make money based on poor promotion effort, as a customer girls are very negative towards female customers and the music is bad so even after drinks you'll be bored plus there's no VIP, and the girls cannot sit on your lap to dance it's like air dancing read more

So for the first time ever going to a strip club I enjoyed it the girls were cute all and nice nice prices for the private dances drinks with a little pricey but otherwise I would definitely come back there again and definitely recommend the place to my friends read more

A little bit of a Seedy but fun hometown element exists at this gentlemens club located in Yonkers, A couple of cute females working the poles and a couple of chubby porkers/meatballs also.. lol lol lol. Sues Rendezvous is on a different planet than this smaller old fashioned neighborhood type adult cabaret . I will give it 3 stars because the bartenders and manager were very nice. read more

I was torn between 2 and 3 stars. This actually my "Cheers" bar but as far as a strip club, I've experienced better. Better looking women, more comfortable. The music on Saturdays are not bad. There's a DJ. He may be there on Fridays too. This is really a local bar. If you don't want to go far and you're in the area and in the mood for a drink and some tits, stop on by! There's a $10 cover on Fri&Sat, all other days are free. Drinks are well priced. Pool table in the back too. Haven't been there in almost a year. Think I'll stop by tonight. read more

Where do I begin. This place is a hell hole. First off, we stopped by, and asked what the entrance fee was. We were told it was $30. We literally went to the deli, to get some fried pork rinds and some guinness . When we went over again (3.45) minutes later, cover charge became $40. We paid. Any who, we went to the bar and ordered 2 beers, which came out to $20.62. We paid and drank the beer and walked out, only to be chased down by a co worker saying we didn't paid. So darn disgusting. read more

This place is not worth the time or money. The entrance is cheap. The place is to dark you can barely see the women dancing on the polls. The beers are super expensive 2 beers for $18. The girls are skinny most of them. Not much in stage performance I'll recommend going somewhere else. The only thing about this place is the dj great music. read more

A yonkers staple. And has been on unsolved mysteries twice. Where else can you see a of age left back twice Lincoln high school student and a Sarah Lawrence student in the same place thats not a jail? read more

Management has changed and as a result girls are prettier and music is better . Seems like a great club for men but the dancers here are not female or couple friendly. Most of the night the dancers ignored me and my friends even though we often times the only one throwing dollars. Under previous management I had more fun and made friends with some of the dancers/bartender. Sad to say even with all the new "improvements" I will not be returning to this club. read more

I went to stop in last night & was told at the door that there was a $60 cover!!!! What the hell!!! I didn't need a beer that badly!!!

Seedy yet fun has great potential good parking dancers are good for the area The manager is cool security totally professional My wife and I came she was nervous the gentleman sitting at the front desk made her feel at ease made her laugh and because of that we'll be back on a Wed night read more

Horrible. The bartenders are old and ugly. The dancers look like they haven't gone through puberty yet. The shot girls were the best looking and they weren't that cute either. The drinks were expensive and the crowd was wack. Needless to say I wont be back!!! read more

I've never been to a strip club before so my buddies decided to "pop my cherry" so to speak. Too bad they decided to take to City Lights. I 'm not sure if it was a Bad night or what but my experience was pretty bad. The place is not that big and the Dancers leave much to be desired. Ratchet comes to mind. The music was good though and the drinks were all right. Felt like I needed to take a shower after leaving. No Thanks. read more

bartenders are cool and fun dancers can be a lil a pushy and there's this one security guard who attempts to ruin your fun before you even get in here continuous screamed that we can't stand in front of the venue even after I politely told him we are coming in but my friend was literally walking towards us so we can go in together after shaking off his rude demeanor we still proceeded to enter and that's when things got a lil ugly he tried to open my zipped pockets attempted to actually go in my pants and that's when I stopped him and stated I don't think you're suppose to go in my pockets like that he once again answered in rude condescending tone and this that boiled my blood I don't mind being checked but it do it correctly and respectfully we ended up leaving after getting a refund and took our money to a better respectful gentleman's club having such a negative person as the 1st person you meet definitely deters us from ever going again how this post helps and dont settle for disrespect we all deserve to be respected regardless of what power some fake security guard thinks he has spend your money else where you'll enjoy it more read more

Eveyone is great nice friendly bartenders are sweet I have a good time eveytime im there I highly recommend it

I went there with my friends we had a great time really friendly beautiful and nice women.. Great variety they have a little something for everybody ... read more

Being an NYC firefighter this was a major let down on my day off....place is a straight up dump! classless and sloppy looking bartenders who are old and dress like they hopped out of bed , ate a happy meal, and went to work. music here is horrible but i dont know whats worse the fat slob bartender with the glasses from what i remember her name was something with an m (just look for the version of shrek that got beat with a wooden bat then add glasses; just look for the most unprofessionally dressed bartender there very easy to spot) or the fat slob strippers. club is disgusting in need of major renovations i would never waste my dollar again here. overpriced drinks and ugly ugly staff and strippers who hound you for a buck. you're better off taking that dollar buying a bottle of lube and watching skin-a-max. note to whoever owns this dive: hire better looking staff, the fat old ladies really do not entice any man who has 20/20 vision to want to go back there. along with a better looking staff, hire better strippers. they cant dance some are just huge and sloppy like the bartender. Daniel Fitz read more

You have to be with a lot of friends and really drunk to go here.......... your gonna need both of them for the excuse in the morning!!!!

@ KING F... How you gunna talk shit about a club that has been making money, for over 20 years.. seedy, yet successful. a GREAT blue collar club geared for the middle class and doing a great job at targeting their demographic. If you havent been in a month or so it is a MUST to get back in there and check out the NEW RENOVATIONS and STAFF deff my go to spot the start or end a night!! oh and dont forget to try the TOOTERS (test tube sized shots) that change nightly! CONGRATS ON ALL THE SUCCESS and to HELL wit all the Rest read more

Went there this past saturday night for the first time in years. Wow! Was I surprised. They had some SMOKING hot girls and the music was banging. Girls were friendly and not super pushy if you just wanted to chill. My only complaint is that the drinks were a little pricey but then again what strip club doesn't charge a lot for their drinks? Some of the bartenders were super cute and cool to talk to, though. That helped me justify the price, haha. Overall, it was a great time and I'll def be back there again. read more

I have been there a number of times and the bartenders know me as I tip in a generous manner. I used to go early for a drink after work every so often before they changed their hours. Yesterday I went in at 8:15 PM and the staff were clearly opening and setting up. The bartender recognized me and I ordered a glass of wine. There were no other patrons or dancers present at that time. As she was getting my drink the manager told me I needed to pay a $10.00 cover. I was surprised as I never paid cover before. I explained that I had to be somewhere and would only be staying for a drink or 2 (20 minutes give or take). I was not going to pay $10.00 to sit for 20 minutes to drink marked up wine glasses with no dancers present. He told me I had to leave. In short, they lost the profit for 2 glasses of wine with a 5 to 10 dollar tip for 20 minutes give or take. I'll never go back. Place was never that great to begin with. read more