MUST READ: Lies, Loops, and a Whole Lotta Nope
Ah, the sweet…read moredream of finding a reliable, caring primary care doctor... turns out, it's about as real as a unicorn driving a Prius.
New to the area and feeling all hopeful, I began the noble quest for a new primary care practice. After dialing more numbers than a telemarketer on a caffeine binge, I finally struck gold--or so I thought--when Avance said they were accepting new patients.
I filled out the online new patient forms like the responsible, tech-savvy adult I am (Network Technical Engineer). Then I called to confirm like a good little human. Their response?
"We have no record of your forms.".....Cool, cool. No big deal. Maybe they're just... hiding.
I filled them out again. Called back......."Still nothing."
At this point, I'm wondering if their inbox is a black hole or if I accidentally sent the forms to Hogwarts.
I fill them out a third time, and FINALLY, on March 11th, they seem to crack the ancient code of "how to open a file," and I get an appointment for April 28th at 4:20 PM. A bit of a wait, but hey, we're finally getting somewhere.
Fast forward to 3 days before the appointment: I got an email asking me to confirm--but surprise! My appointment is now 4:40 PM. Huh. Mysterious. Not the biggest deal, I move my meetings around to accommodate and get ready.
Appointment day arrives. I show up early (15 minutes early, because I'm a grown-up and still believe in punctuality). I'm armed with: My new patient paperwork (for the 4th time), Prior medical records, Prescription list, and a glimmer of hope.
I walk up to the front desk. Give my name and date of birth. The receptionist squints at the screen and hits me with: "Oh, your appointment was canceled. The provider isn't here."
-Cue record scratch.-
Excuse me, what? I ask if maybe someone else can see me. Or perhaps I could come back tomorrow. The answer? "No. The next available appointment is June 10th."That's a whole new fiscal quarter.
No apology. No "let me check with my manager." No "we'll get back to you." Just a big ol' "meh, maybe next time." So I leave. Obviously. Once outside, I call their main number. A call center agent gives me the corporate apology special and says she'll notify the manager, who will "definitely call you back."
Spoiler alert: 48 hours later... nothing. No call. No email. I even log into their patient portal and send a note directly to the provider (Debra W., if you're reading this--you left me hanging again). Still nothing.
Bottom line? In today's healthcare world, patients are treated like they're just the next item in line at the DMV. What used to be "how can we help you?" has turned into "take a number, and maybe we'll ghost you later." So, if you're looking for a compassionate, responsive, organized doctor's office, you might want to keep on scrollin'. This ain't it.
May your search be shorter, and your patience longer than mine.