Oh Kiro...Kiro, Kiro, Kiro...
little did you know, that a lil blu gummy entered your establishment last night positively GIDDY with excitement for sushi
little did you know that he had been planning the sushi trip all week
ALMOST literally counting the days...
he finished his blu gummy work late, and scoured a digital map to locate the closest vendor to sell a high quality raw fish, while also providing a calming setting to sit and enjoy the meal while the stress of that blu gummy's week slide off his gelatin shoulders to splash on the floor
(he'd clean that up later of course)
But he arrived at 9:40 PM seeing from Google and Yelp that you were open til 10:30 PM on weekdays
And it was beautiful! Oh just look, blu gummy thought.
The art was intriguing and the lighting was calming...
it felt modern and swanky, like a gallery
but it was also authentic and culturally vibrant
but, Kiro?
what did you do then?
"we're closing", you said
Tears all but built up in that blu gummy's eyes
"b-b-but..." he stammered, "online it says you're open til 10:30 PM. It's 9;40PM."
Kiro: online is wrong.
blu gummy made another pitiful protest, unable to accept that his sushi dreams were to be crushed with such indifference
how could life we this cruel????
And finally, Kiro, you offered us takeout
Blu Gummy was still crushed at the notion of not fulfilling his dream of dining in-house with you, especially seeing as he couldn't make it to any of the OTHER sushi restaurants anymore seeing as it was too late...
so he accepted
and took the sushi home
that's okay, BG thought
Life is what happens when you're making other plans
just like Mr. Lennon said - The Walrus Gummy himself
so lil BG changed his vibe, got home with his to-go sushi, and set down to eat
but that's when the little blu gummy's blue heart was truly torn from his chest
the rolls were made so poorly that even a chopstick ninja such as himself couldn't even lift one from the takeout box to a lil gummy mouth
they had no integrity
they would crumble into their constituent parts at the slightest touch
it was like trying to lift a sandcastle off the beach with your hands
but still... with his heart strewn across the Toronto condo balcony, blu gummy pressed on
he changed his vibe again: it's good tho, he thought
it tastes good. it's good quality fish
he pressed on and enjoyed each roll as they crumbled between his chopsticks like civilizations under the relentless pressure of time
and he finished.
and smiled. satisfied, despite the bad vibes
...
but then the sharp pain began, just below the gaping fissure in his gelatin chest, in his lil BG tum tum
sharp stabbing pains
he sighed deeply and looked up at the Ontario night sky
"sorry, Kiro," he said in despair. "but i've got to let the TO blugummyites know the truth..."
he got on his phone, opened Yelp, and started typing...
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Blu Gummy gives this establishment a 2 Blu Gummies our of 11 Blu Gummies. read more