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    Joseph Conrad Square

    3.2 (10 reviews)
    Open 5:00 am - 12:00 AM (Next day)

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    Ultima M.

    Cute triangular park with several benches to sit at Park is clean and well manicured. Metered street parking only The park was dedicated in 1971 by then Mayor Joseph Alioto and was named for sailor and novelist Joseph Conrad.

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    Adam S.

    This is one of those cool little spots that is nice to know about. It's hidden in plain-sight. Right at the end of Columbus Avenue (aka One of the Coolest Streets in America) and next door to the venerable Cannery. Sadly, it's actually mis-named - It should be called Joseph Conrad Triangle. Squares have four sides. ... just saying. I like Joseph Conrad Square (Triangle) for two main reasons: 1. In general, it's just a nice place to chill. In the morning, the light comes down Columbus just right and the sunbeams stream through the trees. There are three little benches, and this is a legit seat to have a coffee and read the paper. It's actually very pretty and remarkably secluded given how much it's in the middle of everything. 2. From a strictly personal standpoint, I came here in the very first night I moved to SF. My job was officed in The Cannery, and I walked over after dinner to see my new digs. 11pm at night, maybe (ha!) a drink or several under my belt, and I stood in Joseph Conrad Square gazing across the street. It was a dizzying moment of "am I REALLY here?!?!" I will never forget that. Oh sure, there are literally thousands of little gems in SF that should be higher on the average list of places to visit. And, oh sure, the benches are usually occupied with someone sleeping in the afternoon. But, this is a spot that's worth a reminder of how special The City really is and how special Day 1 living here really was. I'm a rank sentimentalist. This place hits me right in the gut.

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