We have stayed at a few campgrounds but, not what's termed as an RV park. We were nearly 4 winter…read moremonths and loved the place. Sites were far enough apart and there were trees between them. Concrete pads nice and level. Hook ups great. No water or power issues. Great hosts. Bo and Pam do an awesome job and were helpful and accommodating. We will be back.

We were driving past this and decided to take a tour of the property before booking a site. The…read morelady that was there on the weekend was so very friendly and helpful. She asked if we wanted to drive around on our own or if we wanted a guided tour. We wanted the guided tour! She was very knowledgeable about the sites and of course the property. She also told us when the property was going to be busy and pointed out some of the better sites. We're definitely going to plan a weekend trip here in the fall.

Been here for two days, and have five left. After using all the (known) amenities I believe I can…read morenow properly review. I like to review based on the business as you cannot paint all places with the same brush, so keep that in mind as you read. First side note, this area of Texas is HUMID this time of year (July). I'm not surprised, but for someone that spent the last 15 years in Phoenix and Flagstaff AZ, I was not well prepared. This has nothing to do with the park, but it should be noted when traveling here that AC is a must if for nothing more than removing the humidity from your coach's air. Layout: Aisles are tight for larger rigs. We did not have any issues with our 26ft long off-road trailer, but a larger trailer may not have the same luck. Lots of trees, wildlife, and room for the kids to play. Overall the layout is a "B" at this time. Spaces: Far enough apart to make the layout less of an issue. While the hookups are on the correct side of the coach, for some they could pose an issue. That issue is that the park takes a fairly large slope down as you enter. I had approximately 6-8" difference from side to side. On a lifted trailer like mine it was not an issue, but a normal rig would have issues fully clearing their black and gray water due to the dumps being lower than the spaces themselves. We are avid off the grid campers, I'm used to not being level without coaxing, but also understand that is not typical for folks that only camp in parks. The spaces are a "C" at this time. Amenities: There is a large "gathering place" at the edge of the park. This has coin laundry, vending machine, a dining table to seat six, several chairs, men's and women's restrooms with HOT showers, TVs with satellite, and my personal favorite, a ton of old school VHS tapes. I was sad to not find a VHS player, but if I should find one on Craigslist this week it will be donated and they will for your stay. For a park of this nature this was a very pleasant surprise. Word of advice, sit in the gathering place after your shower for a bit to dry off and soak in some AC while writing your Yelp review like I am now. That will keep you from going back into the humidity wet and needing a shower again immediately. Amenities are a well deserved "A". Service: We arrived after close with a pre-booked space. Alice came a greeted us the following afternoon. She was extremely hospitable and explained the amenities of the park, thanked us for coming, and welcomed us to come to the host site should we have any issues. Service was definitely an "A". Overall: I really like this little park. Price for the week was fantastic, and I feel you get a lot for the money spent. Is it the Jellystone Park that you are basically at a resort but sleeping in your coach, no, but for what it is it is awesome. There are some friendly full timers here that were nice to talk with, nice grounds backing up to woods, and great showers to wash the humidity off. Would I come here again, I certainly would. I am quite happy thus far, and I'm certain you will be as well.

DO NOT STAY AT THIS RV PARK!!!! If I could give this rv park…read morea zero, I would. You really do get what you pay for. Alice ( the landowner ) told us months ago she would give us keys for one of the individual mailbox's but never did and we've been there since September... When I would try to tell her I have a package coming in she won't answer calls or texts til a few days later. I have a screenshot of where Alice said she was going keep my package until we learned to drive slower through her park. The speed limit is 10mph, if you go 10mph then you will get complaints from the man who rents the first rv spot along with drunk men yelling at you to slow down when you drive by. I had packages come in and told Alice. When she said it didn't arrive, I called the post office who then said it was delivered. So I told her they said it was delivered... THEN she says she didn't check the mail.. but how would she know it didn't deliver if she didn't check to begin with. Last week I had my boyfriend text her to let her know we had packages coming it (because she won't answer my texts or calls to the phone number that is on google, yelp, etc...) and he asked her to call him when she gets our mail ( for a reason ). Alice texted and said she had his mail but never called like he asked (Reasoning: I only had a few days to return a package so I needed to know ASAP when it came in). My boyfriend went to get our mail from Alice, when he came inside I noticed he didn't have my package with his mail, he called Alice & told her I had a package also but of course she says "It didn't come in".. ( keep in mind I got a text earlier that day saying my package was delivered ). So to double check, I went online and tracked it. Can you believe it said delivered... We called Alice again & guess what she said... "I didn't check the mail" YET she gave my boyfriends mail to him So then I had to get the key from her & go check the mail box myself because she wouldn't. ******(Not only that but the mail my boyfriend received was opened)****** She said they thought it was their mail YET IT SAY MY BOYFRIENDS NAME ON THE FRONT Alice has put our mail/packages in her car.. She has also held onto our mail and not told us she has our mail unless we asked her about it and if she does tell us we have mail (which is every blue moon) we go to her home to get it just to find out she's not there. Older men making hand gestures to me every time they see me, also calling me "hot ass". One day those same men were at Alices rv spot when I was walking my dog. The men were making hand gestures towards me & I finally had enough & said "f*uck you". Right in front of Alice, one of the men said "Dont tempt me with a good time." Guess what Alice did about it.. Looked right at me and laughed... THATS ALL. Along with all that, the showers are disgusting & the washers leak, & she accuses people of stealing items from her buildings when she simply forgot where she put them... SHE IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL!

I bought a brand new camper and parked it here for my 83 year old mother to live in. It was my…read morefirst camper to buy so I needed help. I have had several issues with the campers and the team at the RV Park are so helpful all the time and give great advice. I'm sure there are other places around to park your camper permanently or during the antique show but I doubt you will get the kindness and help that they give here. I'll give them 5 starts all day long!!

Amazing new RV Park, to get away from the City Large pad for…read moremy Rv, beautiful views, lots of trees

We stayed in the newer section at the back of the park. The sites are all concrete which we prefer…read moreso we're not stepping into a mud puddle after a rainstorm. Lots of full-timers who work in the area but not many run-down rigs. Nice laundry. It has a dog park & showers but we didn't use either, we have no pets & our own shower. We use AT&T for cell & hotspot. We used our cell boost to get a stronger signal for internet usage. If you have starlink, OK in new section because no trees.. convenient to shopping & tow vehicle fuel.

If I could rate this place a 0 I would. The manager lied about my RV spot that I moved into. They…read moresaid the previous owner flooded it so they put some "gravel" down. Turns out all of the rain water flows through there and the sand they put didn't help at all. The previous owner also dumped raw shrimp on the lot so there was lyme and a fish smell for the first half of the stay, which also wasn't disclosed to me. I simply could have parked somewhere else. The invoices you receive have no break down on what you're paying. The manager seems to be over charging and trying to slip it by to see if you'll pay it. I didn't see or talk to the manager once after I moved in, not even on the move out. She takes a long time to respond, and I had to ask for the Wi-Fi password. The icing on the cake is she compromised my safety by giving one of the other residents my phone number over a civil dispute that could have been handled through her, as a manager. I am disgusted another woman would compromise anothers safety. You cannot trust the people in the park. There are a lot of unsettling men in the park. If you have children or are a young woman, beware.

Twisted Parrot is one of the best RV resorts I've ever been to. Their spots are so large. I've…read morenever seen anything like it. Their pool area is a great place to hang out at and they're right next to Margaritaville. Hannah and Conley who run the park are there for anything you could possibly need. Check-in was easy and location is close to all the fun Lake Conroe activities.

Looking for a little get away with a nice feel and awesome pool bar. We decided to tryout twisted…read moreparrot. Place was clean and pool and jacuzzi was perfect temp. Had a little food at the restaurant as well delicious burger's. The owner Phil stopped by to check on our stay. Only bad thing is we had to leave lol. Will be back soon!!!

We have been to this park before and loved the first time. Still love it. Great park with wide…read morespaces that are concrete pads. Great amenities, such as the pool and hot tub the lounge where you could shoot a little pool, do a puzzle, watch a little TV, get a free cup of coffee and also the laundry room is very well-maintained as well as their exercise room. They have an area where you could have a little party that has television and a bar like features that you could have a ton of guests gathered together. They have a little shop in their office and the people here are friendly and helpful.

This a new resort in Brenham. It is located at the end of Park St just off Hwy 36. The sites are…read morevery spacious with large concrete pads and paved roads. They have a good combination of pull through and back in sites. The do have a few pull through that are not very level from front to back, but most sites are very level. The resort has a beautiful pool and hot tub. An office/clubhouse that is spacious and extremely nice. The staff, especially Nancy, the manager, is very accommodating. The restrooms and showers are among the very best I have seen anywhere. I highly recommend The Hill Top for visiting Brenham, Houston, or even Austin.

I've only just begun my stay here and I'm already in love with the place…read more Today was my first day, which was spent doing laundry....ugh! The laundry room is nice with professional size machines. And they even have ones dedicated for pet laundry so you don't have to worry about getting fur on your clothing. The machines do not take money, you pay either by card at the kiosk or by downloading the app, which is actually awesome as it lets you follow the time left....pure genius in my book! I did meet a few people while in there and every one of them were extremely friendly and had been there for a long time. They had nothing but good things to say about it so that in itself makes me feel like I made the right choice. It is an Adult centered resort so there are no children running around all hours, not that I have anything against them, but when I'm glamping I want to enjoy the peace and sounds of nature. That's all I have for now, but will update after I've had a chance to actually do something other than laundry.

They were so nice. The resort is very clean and in a great location…read more Only complaint is the laundry facilities. I know it's an outside company but the resort needs to get new machines. The washers really suck. Dryers were ok. But replace washers!!! But I highly recommend this location.