Jane Norman is a night of "crying hoochie mama with a broken heel and the phone numbers of three men in her bra" outfit waiting to happen.
Every single item of clothing in the store is sized one size too small, designed to either cover as little of a girl as possible, or to cover but cinch in and accentuate. It's a store for women who don't want a bit of mystery, but want it all hanging out.
So of course, I've bought several items from there, including the dress for my Hen Night!
If you're a larger lady, please PLEASE avoid Jane Norman. Big CAN be beautiful, but it is definitely nothing but awkward if big is spilling out of waist-cinching wriggle dresses.
Jane Norman's sizes only go up to 18, most likely for the reason listed above.
Depending upon your shape, the clothes can make or break you.
If you're bigger in the middle, I'd avoid Jane and shop elsewhere. If you have a more classic hourglass figure, or even a pear shape, with a smaller tummy, the clothes will suit you fine.
Most of the items are made in a style I would describe delicately as "Eastern European call girl" -- lots of bright, flashy colours and shiny elastane.
But they've started doing a demure 50s-era range of wiggle dresses that are perfect for the ofice (with a jumper or blazer, so as not to get the IT boys fired for indecent exposure), but also sexy enough to go out in after -- perfect for the City, if you combine them with classy accessories.
Jane is reasonably priced if you're looking for party dresses to go out in a few times. I wouldn't do most of my shopping there, but it is a good laugh. The sales girls are always very helpful. read more