While most dog parks are turds, this one's a "polished turd"
For context: I visit the Clarendon dog park about two times per day. My apartment also overlooks the dog park thus I can regularly see/hear many of its happenings from my window.
The Clarendon Dog park is a modern-looking, moderately sized place to bring your medium-to-large sized dogs. It's one block north of Wilson/Clarendon-Metro and attracts everything from kids to college grads to the local seniors. It's pretty gorgeous on the surface and have many "advanced dog park features." On the surface, it looks like Disney World for your dog... only, it's not. Unfortunately, the many "features" will go unnoticed due to poor upkeep and horrible design choices. Here's a list of the parks supposed features and the reality behind them:
1. Auto-locking entrance doors (i.e., only one door can physically be open at a time to prevent dogs from escaping)
REALITY: The auto locking system broke shortly after the park opened in 2013. Maintenance never bothered to fix it. Ever since, people can now open both doors simultaneously. This usually isn't an issue but, every once in awhile, some idiot - who doesn't know dog park protocols - will linger in the containment area and accidentally let a dog out of the park.
2. A huge fountain where water cascades off dozes of strategically-placed rocks
REALITY: dogs inevitably track a big portion of the "litter" into the pool-area of the fountain. This frequently clogs the filtration system and the fountain stops working. For some reason, the maintenance crew relentlessly "fixes" this fountain on a regular basis... only for it to break 24 hours later.
3. A beach-style pool - complete with a shallow and deep end
REALITY: The pool is great while the fountain works. However, for the 90% of the time that the fountain is broken, the pool of water is continually collecting feces, urine, litter, puss/blood from open wounds, vomit, etc, etc. Word to the wise, DO NOT let your dog hang out in the fountain if it's not running or if the water isn't clear. If your dog does go in the fountain, it WILL inevitably drink the water. Not always, but oftentimes, this will result in subsequent vomit, intestinal parasites and/or diarrhea. I've seen numerous times where dogs will jump into the dirty fountain, take a big gulp and then almost immediately proceed to vomit on the astro turf. Many other patrons will discuss the after effects that their dogs have experience in the hours/days following these "fountain sips."
4. Soft AstroTurf to provide cushioning for the extra-rowdy play sessions
REALITY: while the AstroTurf looks cool and is soft for our human feet, dogs seem to not care about peeing/pooping/vomiting on it vs. the designated litter area. Because it's astro turf, there's no easy way to clean off the disintegrated poop fragments which have been seeping into the material over time.
5. A large "litter" area to provide absorption and odor protection
REALITY: I'll admit, the litter is a cool concept. It does provide some level of odor control. Just keep in mind that - if you're walking on it - your shoes/flip flops are likely collecting hundreds of pee-infused pebbles and dirt-grains. Your dog will also collect some of this substance in its paws. If your dog goes in the water and then runs through the litter - well, then you've effectively painted your dog with pee-infused dirt-grains.
6. A near-infinite supply of tennis balls
REALITY: the only place to throw the balls is into the litter area - meaning, the ball will instantly coat itself in pee-infused dirt, pebbles, melted diarrhea, etc. After retrieving these ball (via your dog's mouth), your dog will then digest said "elements."
7. Seating that lines almost the entire park
REALITY: Just a kind reminder that male dogs frequently urinate along the.entire.wall. The same applies to the 11 metal chairs. In this dog park, you'll definitely want to stand... Or, if you are brave enough to sit along the wall, you'll want to promptly wash your pants after exiting.
8. A maintenance crew comes to the park every monday, Wednesday and Friday at 10am.
REALITY: The maintenance crew DOES NOT typically come three days/week. At best, they make it out there once a week. At worst, the park will sit, unmaintained, for 3+ weeks. For most normal dog parks, monthly maintenance probably works fine. This dog park, however, receives a significant amount of traffic relative to other dog parks. Thus, when it goes unmaintained, we'll you'll smell it.
I have full confidence that the "designer" of this park had the best of intentions. A self-cleaning litter area? A fancy fountain? I mean, what could go wrong? Well, see above... The saddest part is that everything has deteriorated at such a rapid pace that who knows what will remain in another year. Still, the Clarendon Dog park functions as any other dog park would. Three stars. read more