These people make really funny luggage tags. Mine say "not your bag!" I've had them so long I can no longer remember where I first saw them, but I ordered them from Edwards online, some for me, some for Alan and some for Nina as well. One of mine got broken on a trip a while ago when it was inadvertently stepped on. They're sturdy, but won't stand up to that. I fixed it artfully w/ clear package sealing tape when we got home. Then Nina's big Delsey suitcase got damaged on a trip. She took it to the Luggage Clearance Center in Berkley. They sent it to Delsey, which sent her a brand new one, but the luggage tag got lost in the transaction.
I did some research and found these folks, who make them and sell them. Unfortunately I sent Nina the link when I found it so she bought her own and I couldn't surprise her w/ them. I learned this after I ordered three in hot pink since they no longer make them in the turquoise I'd bought before. Here's the link to the style I like, but they have others: http://www.inventivetravelware.com/categories/Luggage-Tags-Humorous/Commands-Luggage-Tags/ I got two "not your bag!"s and one "mine!". They arrived swiftly and I put them aside for future use. On our recent trip to KC the repair of my tag revealed itself to be more artful than effective and I retired it this morning, replacing it w/ "mine!". That reminded me I had not reviewed them and now I have. read more