Back in the 1940's there was a guy who worked with Howard Hughes in his airplane factory. Guy claimed to have been given the plan for a machine that slowed down cell replication. A fantastic machine, and the designs and schematics and blueprints were beamed into his mind by aliens. No kidding! Aliens! He decided to build his live-forever machine away from people. Away from the prying eyes. Out in the middle of nowhere. Welcome to Landers, CA.
Guy held talk-to-alien fundraisers to raise the funds to build the live-forever machine, and he did pretty well. Even Howard Hughes donated some cash to his cause. The upper dome of the thing would collect great static fields, so it had to be perfectly round and not have any metal in it. It was engineered and built with a two ton concrete block at the top supporting it all together. Wood and glue and lil posts...and a two ton concrete block on top. Before he could finish the live-forever machine, in the 70's, Guy passed away. Unfortunately, Guy had the only plans in his head. So the alien designed, live-forever machine could never be.
But what they did have was a small building with a dome with super-duper incredible acoustics. Integration. I heard about the place from a book about wacky things in the desert. I emailed ahead of time about a ticket, and they said 'all booked up, but sometimes people cancel'. I drove two hundred and fifty miles for a 'meh...sometimes people cancel.'
The gates opened up at ten o'clock in the morning. The first sounding bath was at ten forty five. There was a small crowd. I tried to guestimate how many people could fit in the dome, and compared it to the crowd here. I raced to the ticket booth in hopes of buying a ticket. I told the guy my tale, and he acknowledged my situation. He also sold me a refrigerator magnet.
Then the outside crowd arrived, and began buying their tickets. Literally the FIRST couple in line said 'We have a reservation for three, but one of us couldn't make it.' Ticket guy then pointed to me and nodded. I let out a not-so-silent 'woo hoo!' and bought a ticket for a sound bath. $35. The universe provides for adventurers.
FYI: This ticket booth room has a wacky sound zone where it you think your voice reverberates weird and echoey, but you're the only one who hears the echo. Because soundwaves and junk.
Around the main dome building is a collection of hammocks, sculptures, chalkboards and firepits. Benches made out of skiis. Bathrooms labeled 'Mars' and 'Venus' . There was also a stack of scrap paper next to a big box, with a note that said they were going to burn the box (and your notes inside) in hopes of sending them out into the universe. Okay. Let's give this a shot. I'll see if it pans out.
Just before ten forty five, a guy lead all the ticket holders into the base of the dome building. We were given instructions before climbing the stairs to the dome. No shoes. No socks. (Cold floor!) Climb the ladder to the dome, ask the universe for stuff in the center of the dome where the wonky sound happens again. Find a mat and lay down.
I followed the instructions and found a mat by an edge. I was also instructed not to fall asleep, and especially not to snore. Because if you snore, your snores would carry around the perfect acoustics of the room and bug the crap out of the person on the opposite side of the room along the parallel beam. I guess you could hold a conversation across the room by just talking to the wall. Soundwaves and science and stuff are neat.
They then said they had a big set of quartz crystal bowls that had been attuned to all of the chakras in the body. From the top of the head chakras to the bottom of the feet chakras. All your chakras would be affected here. Sweet. Chakras getting an alignment. I don't think I've ever had that done.
For an hour or so, I laid down on the mat and thought about the world. About my life. About my future. About my plans. About the people in my life. About the animals in my life. I wished well on everybody in the world while quartz crystal bowls (and ambient music afterwards) toned. My chakras were being washed, waxed, aligned, rotated and topped off. It was very calming and relaxing. A great way to end a year.
After I exited, I felt pretty much the same as I had when I went in. I didn't feel particularly renourished or rejuvenated or anything mystical in nature. But thankfully, I suppose my Chakras were now all good and stuff. So that's cool...I think. It's definitely a wacky yet interesting lil experience that people should try out once or twice in their lives. But I think I'm good for another fifty thousand miles or so.
It was neat. If you're ever in Landers, check it out. But buy tickets ahead of time. They sell out quick it seems. read more