If you leave this truck hungry, that's on YOU.
To be blunt, I'm Gonna Get You Phat is exactly what the name promises. And listen... they got me real close.
I pulled up thinking I was just grabbing a quick bite. Nah. This turned into a full-on situation. The chicken tenders? Seasoned like somebody in that truck has been cooking since the before the First Bush administration. Crispy, juicy, seasoned to the edge.... no weak spots. The fries came out perfect, not that soggy mess you get at half them other places. And that boudin ball? Hit me so hard with flavor I had to sit in the truck for a second and reevaluate a few life decisions.
Dips on point. Portions disrespectfully large. Prices fair. Service friendly. And the menu? Dangerous.... they let me try their new smash burger .... Damn it was good. One of those spots where you tell yourself you're coming back "just to try one other thing" and next thing you know you're a regular.
Houston has a lot of food trucks... but this one is different. This one cooks like they're trying to win custody of your stomach.
If you're scrolling reviews trying to figure out if it's worth it,
stop. Go. Order. Eat. Let them get you Phat. You'll thank me later.
-- Charles McDade read more