Juicy burgers with good flavor, boring buns. Decent sides. We ate in the bar but there is a nicer northwoods restaurant open for dinner. Attentive waitress read more

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We ordered Pizza from Honkers for a wedding and it was delicious. There was a surplus of cheese which is always a plus, and the dough really was tasty and unique. Very buttery and delicious. Since it was take out, I have no experience in the restaurant but every time we drove past it was PACKED. Based on my experience with that I would love to return and grab dinner when in the area. It seems like a really great hole in the wall place that locals love. read more

We were super unlucky to be in Mucado and had to scrounge up some grub. As fate would have it, the only joint open was this dive. At first, we thought it was a ghost town, but then we spotted a car cruising around and voila! We ventured in, and it was like stepping into a weird time capsule - pool tables, a gargantuan bar, and a few tables stuck in the back. No one was sitting there, probably because they knew better. We finally got a greeting from the bartender, who brought us menus that seemed to be a work of fiction. Trust me, we would've high-tailed it outta there if we hadn't been desperate. So, we ordered, and while we waited, we got treated to a three-ring circus of folks at the bar yelling, cursing, and generally making a ruckus. It took an eternity - over 20 minutes - for the burger to materialize. And, boy, was it a real treat - the 'best in town,' or so they claimed. Yeah, right! It was barely on par with McDonald's, and the fries were cooked to a crisp in what tasted like rancid oil. The whole experience was a real appetite-killer. So, take it from me, if you're ever in Mucado, do yourself a favor and grab a pack of crackers at the gas station - you'll be lucky! read more

Passing through, and stopped by for an early afternoon lunch. Sat at the bar and ordered a veggie pizza (for the road) and a cheeseburger; as well as the mozzarella sticks for an appetizer. The young lady who was the bartender served the food; and she was very attentive and friendly. She took the time to brew me my very own fresh batch of coffee, and it was a good brew. I like my coffee straight- black- no cream or sugar...so I can taste the quality of the grounds. The food came out quickly, fresh, and hot. Everything tasted wonderful. The veggie pizza had fresh veggies -underneath- the cheese (a first for me), which was a pleasant surprise (because I enjoy my veggies a bit more crisp). All in all, the service was great, and the food was awesome. Definitely a good duck-off on the by-ways of America; especially if you appreciate hunting/fishing. If I'm back in the area, I'll be there again, God Willing. read more

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Very good lunch and very friendly wait staff. Huge menu with many choices. Only thing is I ordered a steak sandwich and I got a chopped roast beef on a really some good bread read more

A big spot for the locals on a Friday night. Big bar with friendly staff. Dinner in the back room. A big salad bar awaits plus a couple soups. Menu has the typical small town dinner spot items. Went with a steak and fish and was not disappointed at all. Fun place - great food. read more

I recently discovered that my love for diners and camping didn't have to be exclusive. We did a canoeing weekend on the Wisconsin River, camped at Victora Riverside Park and walked across the bridge for a wonderful dinner at Honkers. We ordered ribs, a burger and the salad bar. The burger was the best - two half pound patties for a teen and he was just getting started. I had the soup and salad bar and it was well-stocked, clean and fresh. The ribs were more mediocre - just baked with some bbq sauce poured over them in the middle. The fried cheese curds were awesome. Our server Penny Cook was fantastic and doted over us. They also have good beer and cocktail options. I didn't check out the hotel rooms but maybe Ill consider that option next time I want to go canoeing since we had some revelers in our campsite one night. Definitely has enough good food and character to make it a return destination. read more

We stop in here on Tuesdays for the AYCE broasted chicken. If you are looking for white linen, this isn't the place. A bar/restaurant/ laundromat/hotel/whatever else that perfectly fits the description of rural WI, townie dive bar. The pool table is covered and holds the iceberg lettuce, ranch dressing and Styrofoam plates and metal forks. some kings of mayo based salad to. The food is in a dimly lit service buffet rescued from a 1970's smorgasbord. Bar stools are not comfortable. Other patrons are really familiar with the F word and don't mind continuing to master it's use. Even around kids. But what actually counts is the food. The broasted chicken is really good. Potatoes are not bad, gravy is thick and flavorful. The bbq chicken is usually just a bit too dark, not burnt, but on the edge. I like it, but i don't think others would as much. Almost every piece of chicken is moist, tender and flavorful. Tonight they had bbq pork. I didn't get any, but my co-worker liked his. Last week they had chicken wings. Those were really good. Add a cute, attentive, bubbly server and a really cheap price -- $8.00. It's a winner. If you want some good country style broasted and bbq chicken and don't care about the atmosphere, give this place a serious look. read more

We only ordered pizza to go. But it was terrific, one of the best pizzas we've ever had. It was called edgy-vegy and was full of vegetables and delicious cheese. Highly recommend. read more

Stop in!!! We were very pleasantly surprised with our meals. My man ordered a ribeye lunch special and I got the cheesesteak sandwich. The ribeye was ordered rare and he was able to eat it with a fork. My cheesesteak was loaded and wonderful but don't expect to eat it with your hands unless you bring a bib!!! Our server was Laura, she was very sweet and helpful in my lunch choice. She has no fear of chatting you up and is a delight! read more

This is a bar and grill/ motel alongside the Wisconsin River. The food is a cut above the average bar and grill. The pizza is delicious. I recommend "The Joey". Burgers come plain or with exactly what the menu says it does. So if you want ketchup, onion, pickles, etc. . . Ask for it. A good place to grab some grease and a drink while on a drive or after a long day of fishing. read more

Great backwoods roadside gem. My wife and I took a two lane road trip to WI for the weekend and tripped across Honkers Supper Club and Hotel just outside Muscoda. The dining room is separate from the bar, both of which were full of locals on a Friday night, which we took as a good sign. We had a New York steak and the larger Prime Rib both of which were a great value. Highly recommend the "loaded" baked potato for a little bit extra. Everything on the salad bar was made in house and it was great. From the outside we had reservations about staying at Honkers however we asked to see a room and were immediately impressed. The room was clean, quiet and very well appointed with the little things that you would expect from any major chain. This is NOT a major chain however the care and pride that they take in their facility is obvious. If you want pristine, commercial, generic accommodations, drive on. If you would like to stay in an authentic, family owned hotel and eat with the locals at their supper club, stop in and talk with Dan and Patty. The pride that the owners, and the folks who work there, take in their food and lodgings is a breath of fresh air. Speaking of which, sit in the chairs outside your room at 9:00 PM on a Friday night or 5:30 AM on a Saturday morning and speak with some of the locals. Down to earth, good folks. For breakfast the next morning, drive into Muscoda and enjoy the menu and food at Vicky's. Save room for the pie if you can. read more

On Saturday night, 2-11-17, some of my siblings and our spouses decided to meet at Honkers for our evening meal. We have met here in the past and my husband and I personally eat there once every few weeks. Three of us ordered the "New York Strip" steak (around a $15.00 item), and while two of the steaks were fine, the third one was NOTHING BUT GRISTLE AND FAT!! The waitress, a very nice young woman named Nicole, was alerted to this situation and she was asked to provide a new steak. She quickly came back, saying that the owner said, "There is nothing I can do about this!" He offered a "free drink" as compensation! Not at all acceptable!! First of all, the person who cooked the steak HAD to be aware of the sad condition of this steak BEFORE it was cooked, and the owner most definitely should have done one of three things: provided a different steak, offered to give a significant price reduction on that one meal, or provided a "gift certificate" for another meal, in the future. Our family WILL NOT be returning to Honkers in the future!!! A carry-out container was provided for the pathetic "steak" to be taken home to the family dog!! Steak lovers beware!! read more