If I could give a rating of, "Burn this place down!" then that's what I would do. I've stayed in some cheap hotels before but this one takes the cake of being the WORST place I've ever been in. My husband and I are getting stationed out in Lemoore so we stayed in this place while we were doing our house hunting. Online it says that check in is at 2pm so coming from 6.5 hours away we eventually arrived at 6pm monday night. As we were checking in the owner decided to tell us that they still had to clean the room. I didn't say anything but I was pretty annoyed to hear that after already being stuck in a vehicle for an amount of time and plus check in time was hours before and the room should have been ready for us. Once the lady finished cleaning, which was probably about 15 minutes or less she had us do a "walk through" to see if the cleaning was up to our standards...it wasn't but at this point I'm already annoyed and don't want to waste anymore time with them.
So where to begin with the room...the smell...it's terrible. It smells of pee and it's just overwhelmingly disgusting. The room itself wasn't bad considering the price, but at the same time there could be things done such as cleaning the floor properly. Not once did we step barefoot on the floor or in the shower. We even went as far as buying our own sheets to place on the bed...just in case. The towels are so paper thin and the one you would use on the floor to step on after showering was very visibly stained and dirty. I would say the only plus side to this room was having a fridge and a microwave. Those come in handy when staying somewhere for multiple days.
Something else was the TV...now when it comes to porn, yes I said porn, that's not something that bothers me, BUT when you turn on the TV and the first thing that pops up every single time is porn...yea I'd rather not. Disgusting hotel with amateur porn just isn't my thing.
One little important item I wish we had while staying there was a "do not disturb" placard. Unfortunately they don't hand this little guys out so every single morning whether we needed something or not there was a knock at the door. Personally, unless I'm calling for housekeeping I don't like being bothered. Oh and good luck calling too, you have to use your own since they don't supply any phones.
So if you're feeling brave and wanting to stay here to give it a try just make sure you keep your itinerary on board with you. We paid for 4 nights, mon-thurs, and thursday morning the girl came knocking on our door saying we need to check out by 11am and I was telling her that's a mistake since we paid for 4 nights this would be the 4th night so we check out friday morning. She was very insistent that we need to check out that day because it was the 4th and luckily my husband kept the email saying what days we paid for and told her we checked in monday night so thursday would be the 4th night. Eventually everyone got on the same page but I'm telling you DO NOT stay in this hell hole. I enjoyed Hanford very much but couldn't wait to leave that place. read more