GREAT local place that is definitely a dive bar with character. Was here for the weekend and we had a blast. Met a couple locals who kept us entertained the whole night. Dave the bartender is great!!! Early on sunday night there was a bluesy-funky bank playing. Some of the best homegrown music I have heard in a while! Dont be intimidated by the dirt parking lot and lack of windows in this place.. Its a blast and a welcome change from the typical stuffy overpriced bars you find in tourist towns!!! read more

TRIED TO GO HERE TWICE AND THEY SAID BECAUSE I HAVE AN OUT OF STATE ID I CANT ENTER. mind you it's summer here on the cape so it's all tourists visiting. BUT SINCE I AM VISITING FROM FLORIDA I CANT GO IN??? They ask me to provide a second form of id like passport or birth certificate, I have never in my life been asked to do that at a bar, MIND YOU A DIVE BAR. Absolute insanity. Not only that but the bouncers were horrible, mean, disrespectful, AND HOMOPHOBIC. My straight white male friend was allowed in easily but when it comes to me (a gay man) and my friend (a girl) we were denied and asked for a second form. if you're reading this DO NOT GO TO Grumpys. worst place ever. would love to chat with the owner. could rate negative stars if possible. read more

They wouldn't let out of state people in the first time we came to this place. So we decided to give it another chance before we left Massachusetts and they wouldn't let us in again due to us not having "another form of facial identification" such as a passport. Who the hell carries a passport alongside their drivers license in America when you are from another state. This is the second time they haven't allowed us in I have an inkling that they denied us again since the friend I have with me is gay. But otherwise it's unacceptable to ask for a passport identification when we have a United States driver's license. read more

The ambiance is we don't believe in cleaning - really disgusting floors etc. Food - I couldn't eat near all the dust and grime Service - rude read more

I'm old & fading. I hate bars, drinking , people & fun. I guess you could say I'm Mr. Grumpy. But we had a fun time here. We even played pool , & dart's & drank a beer. . I made a TikTok. Eclectic decor & island vibes. Enjoy! read more

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On our stay out at the Cape, we drove by Grumpy's Pub a couple of times. I am a fan of dive bars - the divier the better much to hubby's chagrin. We were heading back to our B&B and I said to hubby that I would buy him a drink if we could stop. Not a man to turn down a drink, we popped in on a Saturday afternoon. Not a whole lot of people day drinking so we pretty much had the place to ourselves. Every square inch of the bar - walls, ceiling, inside, outside - was covered with local vintage signs. Very cool! Bartender was chill and I asked him to make me a drink - he did a rum punch which was boozy, just enough sweet and a great sipping drink. We played some darts, watched a couple who were very dressed up saunter into the bar, ordered another drink, watched a guy fall asleep at one of the tables, played some pool, called it a day. I don't want to be a regular but it was a fun way to spend the afternoon. read more

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Best bar on the cape. Always a great time. Pool tables, darts, well priced drinks. Highly recommend

You want to go to a bar and feel unwelcome...this is your place. Jerks pretty much describes it. Too bad cause the place a great dive bar but the people running it are rude. read more

Great dive bar. Staff are appropriately grumpy. Too damn loud when there's music. but, I do like it here.

Grumpy's is the consummate Falmouth dive bar. Kinda reminds me of the old Ranch House which was in Marshfield. Old video games and pool tables and lots of signs and stuff to look at all over. If ask for a soda, no free refills. (Lots stars for that) Marty at the door was very cool, the bar staff couldn't care less. So unless you're coming to see a band you absolutely love and this is close, don't bother. read more

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Owners leave bartenders overwhelmed so they ignore 50% of the bar. And they're dickheads about it.

Walked into what this place on a whim! I had heard Carol was fantastic and we should go say hi! What a place! Unbelievable atmosphere! A very cool joint! Thanks for the cold beer!! We will be back! read more

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Heard this place had a band playing so decided to try. Ordered 2 drinks gave her a 50$ & gave me back change from a 20$. She said ooooo yea....... drinks were good band was ok bathrooms were covered in cob webs & spiders. felt like it was Halloween. Pool tables were a added bonus. might give this place another try , typical dive bar read more

Don't forget your ID if you come here. I forgot mine and it didn't help that I am Asian and look younger than my age. Other than that, it is a dark dive bar. We were there around lunch. There were 2 old people sitting in there who looked like regulars. read more

Definitely a place to mingle with the locals. Recently they have done some improvements on the bar itself. There is now an air hockey table along with the two pool tables and dart boards. A new Juke Box as well, though it will blind you if you look at it in the dark. Very flashy. Some new bars and bar stools have popped out throughout the bar. Last I was there they had tape up and I heard rumor of some nice booths moving in... Unfortunately the burrito bus is no more, so no food here unless you bring it yourself. Sunday afternoons there is a jam session and people occasionally bring their dogs, at least in the summer. Sometimes during the week they pull down the projector screen and play movies or wii. read more

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Was here on July 30th. It was my first day in Falmouth, a place I have never visited before. It was also my first long weekend:vacation in forever. There were 2 bartenders - a man and a woman. The man bartender was great. The woman, however, was incredibly rude. She ignored me the entire time. When I finally asked her if I could order some wine, she rolled her eyes at me and didn't say a word so I politely asked her again and she made me so uncomfortable. She acted like I had asked her to loan me 100K. I still tipped 20% because I suspected her and the other bartender pooled tips, but honestly she did not deserve 1 penny. If your job is to pour drinks for patrons, do it with kindness, especially if you work for tips. I am in sales and I would be gassing every single patron up and making them feel good, not like a bother if I was working for tips. Thanks for being a black cloud on the first day of my well deserved long weekend of a vacation! read more

Visited on a busy weekend expecting slower than usual service. I have never experiences such bad customer service. It took over 30 minutes to be served a drink. Also watched the bartender kick out multiple customers due to their impatience. read more

I've always loved Grumpy's. Always. I've had a lot of good times here over the years hanging with the locals and generally speaking being debaucherous. Since the last time I was here they have taken out the wood stove and put in really nice booths. I mean REALLY nice booths. In that section of the world, there are very few places I can say that I truly have always had fun when I arrive. That section of the world can be...how do I say it?...snotty. Grumpy's has just the right amount of light, and they have porches outside that you can bring your beer out to when you smoke your cigarette. Music your thing? Aside from having bands during the weekends, I happened on Sunday to stumble into a jam. If you play instruments or sing and are a nice person they let you on stage with them. Seriously, you must go here. Seriously. read more

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Want to hang out with locals? Check out Grumpy's Pub. Don't let the gravel dirt road scare you, it adds to the ambience that is Grumpy's. You won't find Bud on tap here, no, they carry Anchor Steam, Sam, Sam Summer, Magic Hat's Summer Wacko, and Guiness. Pretty small place with 2 pool tables, some games ( BIG BUCK HUNTER Pro!!) They have live music Thurs- Sun and I believe a Wii night on Tuesdays. They do charge a $5 but its worth paying for cuz all proceeds to to the band that plays which are usually pretty good. Pretty cool spot to kill a few hours. read more

The name says it all. Grumpy's. Other than the band everyone is grumpy. Came in with a group of 12. Had a bunch drinks. And weren't allowed to do anything without the bouncers stared you down with judge looks and call you immature. Yes people totally came to a dive bar to be mature. read more

You'd never know by driving by the rat-a-tat old sign and looking down the pocked, gravel drive that Grumpy's Pub is a diamond in the rough. This is a bar for locals, for people trying to escape the touristy throngs hitting up the fancy Roo Bar and Firefly in Falmouth center. If you didn't know someone who vouched for it, you may not even want to venture in. Well, here I am vouching for it. On any given Friday or Saturday evening, you'll find a great undiscovered band playing with heart to a small, swaying crowd. The cover charge is rarely more than $5, and I've never seen a band that wasn't worth it. They play rock, blues, Zydeco and everything in between. If you don't feel like watching the band, you can always play pool, darts, Big Buck Hunter, Megatouch, and other dive-barish games. If I have one criticism, it is that when the late-night drunken munchies hit, there's no food in sight. But no one minds if you bring your own. The best part about hanging out at Grumpy's, though, is the crowd. There is always someone wanting to chat over a cigarette, strike up a conversation about their life in the coast guard, or teach you about their latest discovery at Wood's Hole. Next time you're in Falmouth, be sure to stop in. read more

I love the fact that Grumpy's is in the "Dive Bar" category. I would say it has character. The place is an institution. The landscape for bars and restaurants on the Cape can change pretty quickly but Grumpy's had endured ... i went to them back in 1993 for the first time and they are still here. It is a small place but dont let it fool you - they carry good beers. This place is not a tourist trap by any means but a low key local pub. Come for a refreshing beer when you are in the area! read more

Came here on a Friday night after arriving in Cape Cod for our vacation. We had a great time at this little local bar. Loved sitting in the booths with the nautical decor strung about and the old world kerosene looking lamps on the tables. The live music was great and a really nice touch to this place. The bartenders were awesome and made really delicious yet strong drinks, definitely left feeling pretty drunk! Really charming, old, little bar with lots of character and plenty of fun to be had. I love the rustic and authentic maritime decor and theme here. Definitely had the "iconic" Cape Cod vibe I was looking for! Not a bad way to spend a night in this area, people seemed really relaxed; it was a nice place to have a good time. Had a memorable and enjoyable night here. Have to go here and see it for yourself, a really fun time! read more

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If your going to splurge at Grumpy's don't bother the taps are gross and dudes bubble in there mouth at the bar. Bartender wears teva's plaid shorts and and flex fit backward cap he's a bubbler also read more

This is the best and only dive bar on Falmouth, great music free on Wednesday or a small cover charge on Friday and Saturday.

Walked 10 minutes from Liam's and the bartender wouldn't let two 40 year old people enter the bar because of no ID. One has completely grey hair and one had a recently expired ID. I'm sorry but this is some small town BS read more

We saw this place in the daylight and thought it was an old abandoned building but wanted to hear the band on Saturday night so we went back. The owner hasn't spent a dime on interior, exterior or parking lot improvements in many, many years. However, we were pleasantly surprised. The place was alive with college kids and older people like us. The bartender was very nice to us and drinks were only $7. It certainly is a locals hangout and we had a good time. read more

Worst experience at a bar that I have ever had. Went for St. Patrick's Day early in the evening and planning to stay for a long while. The male bartender was rude, took my credit card, started my tab and gave me drinks. A beer later I return to get more to find that he's lost my credit card! Not only was he not apologetic or even sorry about it, he kicked me out (not even asking me to pay any other way). I had a couple of witnesses who saw that I gave him my credit card for the tab but he still insisted on kicking me out. I asked if I could leave my number and name for when my card shows up and he refused, eventually a female waitress took my information. I called back a day later and they had my card-- Looked like someone had tried to bend it so I can only assume that the bartender tried to destroy it after it was found? Regardless, I had such a horrible experience, I will never return. read more

Don't mind the massively pitted parking lot. How many bars are actually considered "dog friendly?" I think I saw a water dish by the back door. Good live music, patrons dedicated to raising money for local charities, 2 pool tables. It's the pool tables that drew me in. No food, so bring in your own, lots of food sharing goes on there. Friendly local atmosphere with a one of a kind blues filled juke box. I just go there during the day. Say "Hi" to Henry when you get there, he's there every time I've ever showed up before 6 pm. Relax, discuss, play, enjoy. read more

Lots of fun in a relaxed atmosphere with a nice mix of locals and others coming to see the live music on an off season Saturday night. Solid selection of beer on tap ranging from local pale ale to earthy IPA and crowd pleasing Fat Tire for those looking for good flavor without a hoppy finish. Grumpy's has several areas laid out with pool tables and dart boards great for groups to get together for a good time. read more

Local bar with a nice mix of townies and tourists. Right price drinks and good music. Fun atmosphere with tons of charm. Loved the old sign from the Regatta read more

I was in town for some work over at Otis, but this place quickly became by dive bar away from home. The beers were cheap, the locals friendly, and it was an easy walk from the place we were staying. Plenty of dive bar attractions like big buck hunter, pool, and live music. read more

I'm going to pretty much agree with everything Julie.C wrote in her review below. Comared to the handful of tourist traps this place is a real treat of a drinking hole. I found it pretty hard to believe that there wasn't one decent pub on the main strip. Therefore, this is the place to head if you want to have a good pint, game of pool or two and chat with the locals. Turn left at the end of the gravel path on Locust Street and don't be put off that it's a little walk out of the way. read more

This place is great! I've been coming to Falmouth for 17 years and this is the first I've ever been to Grumpys and can't wait to go back next year! We went on a Friday night and it was a live band. They were a great blues band that I'd love to see again. The bar tender was nice, quick and made a good strong drink . He was a funny guy as well and made small talk . Seemed like this is a locals place but it was great for people watching . $10 cover and there's pool in the front. read more

Two words: Burrito. Bus. Dive bar + delicious drunken burritos? Yes. Yes I will. Sadly, since my last review in 2006, Willie passed away tragically. He will be missed :( http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2007/12/31/death_comes_for_a_musician_who_lived_the_blues/ read more

Its the kind of place that you probably shouldn't even bother with if you're not a regular! People walked in before us and weren't charged a cover but we were. The locals get in free. Uninviting. I love a good dive bar.. But not if i have to pat the dust off my clothes after I leave. NOPE. read more

Don't go here if you're from out of town because they won't serve you. Even if your way over 21 it doesn't matter because outside of Massachusetts your license doesn't matter. Better luck in other bars or hang out in Newport or Boston where they are used to other people who just want to play pool. Heard this was going to be a great local place from friends who are in the area and was severely disappointed. read more

Best bar on the Cape! Definitely in Falmouth. Pool tables, darts, air hockey. Big stage with great live music, ample parking. They have Irish folk music night I think on Tuesday. Not a classy place, just very charming real dive bar. read more

This place has a lot going for it. Good jukebox, pool tables, darts, funky patio area where you can light up a smoke with your beer if you want. I went there on a saturday night and it was fairly busy. Yelp says this is a "dive bar" but it didnt seem that divey to me. The only drawback was the rude bartender who looked like he hated his job but then again the place is called Grumpy's. Three stars sounds about right. read more

i was pretty horrifically overcharged. ordered shots of Sauza (sp?) tequila and was charged 10$ a shot. that's a ripoff.