I look at the pregnancy test in my hand, what had lead to this? It was a one time doggy-style!... We couldn't be gay, right? We said no homo so... it should be fine. How will I break this to Xyre, though? He's so obsessed with LeBron... What if he doesn't want to raise the child with me? What if he hates me? He wouldn't hate me... right? We jerked off to LeBron together, I don't see why he'd hate me! Whatever... I need to get to school before I'm late...
lowkey at school
I enter the school, very nervous. What will he say when he finds out about the successful pregnancy? It doesn't matter currently.. I need to get to first period.
I enter first period, being one of the first in class, as the alpha sigma male I am. I just get to work on the first work, not even going to talk with my very insufferable friends. I get first period over with, second period... second block has Xyre... I'm totally fucked.... I enter second period, Xyre immediately waves me over, obviously wanting to talk to me. Great. Just great. I walk over to him and sit down next to him. This is about to be a long period....
Xyre: "Hey dude! How you doing?"
Tripp: "Well, I could be doing better.. Listen, I have something to tell you."
Xyre: "Oh? If you're about to say that the jerking off we did to LeBron was amazing, I know it was!"
Tripp: "That was amazing, but, that's not what I'm trying to tell you.."
Tripp observed the look on Xyre's face. His face looked confused. Like he was thinking that I was crazy.
Xyre: "Then what is it?"
Tripp: "I'm... I'm pregnant.."
Xyre had a looked more confused than before. This isn't going to end well...
Xyre: "That... That child wouldn't be mine... right?'
Tripp: "It.. It is... So, will... will you help me raise this child?"
Xyre: "Hell no, dude! No homo! LeBron looks better anyways!" (Tripp lowkey looks like that one Markiplier drawing)
I could feel tears forming in my alpha eyes... no! This can't be happening! Xyre has to help me raise this child.. I run out of class before tears start pouring out my eyes. This couldn't be happening! I sprint off to the nearby clinic to get an abortion and become a blue haired they/them that'll like women for the rest of my life.
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