I pass by this place weekly, I even park beside it but I always thought it was just some regular building in downtown Miami. But one day my eye's caught a hold of this Information board http://bit.ly/2P7q7TG . After reading that this is a functioning Jesuit founded Catholic Church and one of the oldest buildings in South Florida I knew I had to check this place out.
Being a Witchdoctor it is my duty to understand the past present and future of things, especially relating to the spirit world. That being said, the history of the Jesuit and Templar orders is quite interesting.
One interesting fact about early Jesuits and Templars was they didn't bath much, the Templar Knights in particular did not bathe at all throughout their whole life, they refused to touch women, and also never changed their undergarments.
The Spanish Jesuits purposely built this church over a Tequesta Indian religious and burial site, but abandoned the church when the British took over Florida 1763. The Spanish then left to Havana with their evangelized Tequesta Indians.
The outside of the church is modest, but the inside is beautiful. By no means is this church in the realm of magnificence of St Mark's Basilica in Venice, but for Miami it's quite a charm.
The stained glass works are impeccable, many of the images of young Jesus are the splitting image of Damien from the movie The Omen, I kid you not.
I walked throughout the whole church and I could barely breathe, it had nothing to do with the air quality, but everything to do with the life sucking energy and entities prevalent in this church.
The altar statues and paintings are of the finest works, with striking colors and details.
There is a small section cordoned off with an iron barrier, only accessible through a locked door. In it is housed multiple life sized statues of Jesus & saints etc, there was money littered all over the floor resulting from devotee's throwing money for blessings.
But what intrigued me about this section was the life sized statues were actually alive, they oddly still housed the dark spirits the early Christians brought with them when they first invaded this part of the America's. Many of the spirits left the statues and came right up to me, they were intrigued that I could sense and see them, they were also interested in who I was, their presence caused every hair on my body to stand on end.
There was one very ancient evil dark spirit in the statue to the furthest left in the corner, I had a quite interesting convo with that fellow.
I know what you are thinking, what the hell am I talking about.
Well the question you have to ask yourself is how did these diseased you can smell from a mile non-bathing dudes convert all of these ancient wise peoples in the Americas to the bible and the pope(those who survived the Native American holocaust)? Well it was quite easy, if you understand spiritual science.
Once you allow them to put their hand on your head, and pray(evoke) as they claim they are doing, the dark spirits use their body as a medium traveling through their hands into your cranial cavity which is a spiritual portal into your body. Once it enters your body, you now have what they call the "Holy Spirit" which results in convulsing on the floor, foaming at the mouth and mumbling mumbo jumbo.
From that moment on you're a servant of the dark ones and you'll never be the same again unless you are exorcised of said spirit or spirits which now reside in you.
I'll definitely return to this beautiful church, but with much more spiritual protection so at least I can breathe in this place while enjoying its beauty and also the entertainment of interacting with the dark ones who reside here. read more