Would you laugh at me if I told you that I got digital cable just to get G4?
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Go on. Laugh. I don't mind. I admit I can be a huge geek. Or dork. Whichever you prefer to call me.
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You done yet?
No?
Okay, I'll give you another minute.
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Alright. Now that you got that out of the way, I can start my review.
I'm a gamer, I like tech gadgets even though I can't afford it, so naturally I love G4. In fact, it's the station I watch the most lately. I used to watch a lot of animal planet, food network, and cartoon network, but G4 has taken over.
Now, I don't love EVERYTHING about G4. Some of the shows I like:
- Cinematech: Nocturnal Emissions. A show that showcases clips from various video games. A heavier, more adult oriented version of cinematech.
- Attack of the show. A talk show (?) that gives you news and updates about pop culture, video games and technology. A little secret; I like staring at Olivia Munn's boobs. They're so nice, I can't help it.
- X-Play. A video game review show. I love Morgan and her witty humor. Sessler? Not so much. His voice kinda annoys me.
- Ninja Warrior a.k.a. Sasuke. A Japanese obstacle course competition show, kinda like American Gladiator, but better. Competitors range from bulky musclemen to adult video model to 80 year old grampa.
- Special coverage shows such as Tokyo Game Show coverage and E3 coverage.
- Wired for sex. Interesting and somewhat educational. It's a documentary after all.
Shows I don't give a shit about:
- Code Monkeys. An animated cartoon comedy using 8 bit graphics. NOT FUNNY. Stupid, sexist, racist, and just overall not funny.
- COPS. Do we really need another station showing this show?
- Cheaters. See COPS.
- Star Trek. My fiance loves it. I hate it. It kinda balances out.
- Arrested Development. Never cared about this show.
- Cheat. Not to be confused with cheaters. A show that gives you cheats for video games. Who needs it when you have gamefaqs.com?? This show is stupid. But Kristin Holt needs a job, I guess.
- Street Fury. Ugh. The host reminds me of snoop dogg. Good to watch if you're into asian chicks.
- Some other stuff I really don't care about so I can't even remember their names.
So there you have it, my review of my current favorite TV station. Did I just bring myself into the next level of dorkiness? read more