I am surprised not more people know about this place. I'm equally amazed at how few reviews.... I created a yelp account specifically to promote this place. A little background. I am a high school teacher so I am on my feet all day. I carry my stress in my neck and back, so much that I have migraine medicine. I also have tmj and have a bite plate for at night. I've done the massage thing for over ten years. I've gone to the chain places and the small mom and pop businesses. I've gone to massage school and seen a lot of set ups. I hadn't gone to get a massage in forever and my body was killing me. I decided to go to function- it was near, a fairly reasonable price, and had online booking - a HUGE plus for me! I hate having to call and trying to hear the receptionist as others are talking in the background, ick! (I'm looking at you, massage envy!) It took a brief moment for me to figure out how to enter the building but a sandwich board placed outside helped. I walked in and was instantly greeted by who I found, was my massage therapist. I filled out the paperwork and we got right down to business. Sara, who I had, was very good! She knew how to work everything, which is impressive to me. I don't think I have a complex muscular system, but it seems to baffle a good number of massage therapists. Sara knew what to do. When we finished, she asked about my experience and made me feel like my opinion mattered, rather than the cursory "how was it?" I went back a second time to make sure my experience wasn't a fluke. It wasn't. I got Kate the second time and wow!! Kate was fabulous as well. She took the time to sit down with me beforehand (rather than stand awkwardly on opposite sides of the bed..) and figure out my pains. She talked a little bit on how she was going to approach my massage so there were no surprises. She also does acupuncture. I've never done it before but I'm willing to find out through Function! There was a cart full of the appropriate medical equipment to sterilize, discard, and protection measures, such as gloves. When I was done, I got a free t shirt (that actually fits and is comfy to wear!) to help advertise. It is a very quiet, professional place. I felt relaxed instantly both times I showed up. Worth it and I will be returning. read more

I went to Function two days ago for the first time. I was able to get in quickly. I did not have to wait for my appointment once I arrived. My massage lasted a full hour. Walking into the place feels less like a business and more like a comforting, spacious, clean condominium or art studio. Mikki, the massage therapist who did my massage was friendly, professional and attentive. I went in after having pain and tension in my neck/head/shoulders for some time to get relief. I have had professional massages before, which were pleasant, but I do feel her skills and abilities surpassed the therapists I have gone to in the past in relieving pain. She mentioned she enjoyed learning anatomy, which shows in the way she does her work. She is very accurate and applies ample, steady pressure in areas where it's needed. Most massage therapists in the past have paid minimal attention to knots, whereas she worked them out until they were loose. Also, a cool thing she does that I have not seen before is the stretching she incorporates a lot of into the massage. I actually felt a good amount of lasting relief from this massage and am able to sleep better than I had before. I would most definitely recommend Function if you are looking for massage therapy. Totally worth it. read more

I started seeing Andy at the St. Louis Park location after exhausting almost every other option regarding my hemorrhaged disc in my lower back. I was in the worst pain I've ever experienced, including child birth (!), surgery wasn't an option in my mind and I wanted to be able to walk normal again, let alone enjoy my life. Andy is the sweetest, most empathetic guy; he genuinely cares about my well-being - mental, physical & emotional. I was skeptical, but I told myself that I need to be optimistically skeptical. I would suggest that take on acupuncture for anyone who is timid about going; do yourself a favor and request Andy - he has literally given me my life back again. My pain level has gone down immensely and I can lift my baby again, go on walks, not rely on my husband for everything and smile like I used to... and Andy is behind it all. read more

Kate is an extraordinary human being! From the moment I met Kate, I knew that she would have a tremendous impact on my life. She is the most wonderful and caring person whose passion for healing the mind, body, and spirit shows in everything she does. She takes the time to get to know her patients. She asks the right questions to better understand needs and target the areas of concern. She ACTUALLY cares about her people (yes, once she begins a care plan with you, you become one of her "people"). I love being one of Kate's people -- She has performed miracles for me (okay, that might be an exaggeration but hot damn she executes eastern medicine healing methods like nobody else)! Everything Kate does is done with passion, purpose but more importantly, love. Kate, you are the freaking best! I am forever grateful for having found you. read more

Andy is spectacular. He gave me a "recovery" massage two days after I completed a sprint triathlon. Unlike spa massages, Andy knew exactly what muscles needed attention, the pressure to use, the stretches to do, etc. He gave attention to muscles that I didn't know I had -- nor did I know how rigorously I had used them! This was my first "athletic" massage and I loved it! I highly recommend this approach and the staff. Ironically, I had another Function masseuse give me a quick free five- minute massage at the triathlon event two days prior. His expertise was amazing, too. I look forward to going back. read more

I can't say enough good things about Function and especially Mikki. As a Chiropractor I have worked with many therapists and can honestly say she is fantastic. It is awesome to have someone that really connects with what your body needs. I am a former Division 1 football player and now an avid crossfitter and dad so my body has and continues to take a beating. Mikki has done wonders to keep my mobility where it needs to be to perform at a high level. Not only is she my own personal massage therapist but I now refer my patients to her as well. read more

I am extremely happy with my experience with Function MN Massage. In January 2018, based on a referral, I began with regular therapeutic massages every two to three weeks with Andy. It has been the best thing I have done for myself and my body's needs and something I look forward to every time. I can tell you that this will be my only place I go from here on out for any massage needs. I would highly recommend Andy at Function MN Massage. Parking is easy, the ambiance is relaxed and private and the staff are kind and personable. read more

Few things scare me more than the prospect of decreased mobility and function. It would be nice if I would manage that fear by making better physical activity choices, but until I hit rock bottom and really, really hurt myself, I don't think it's going to happen. Enter Andy, who with his skillful hands and calm, gentle manner usually relieves whatever painful and limiting situation I've gotten myself into. He's awesome in every way. How crazy lucky am I that it was his name I randomly picked from a web search 4 years ago? read more

I run a lot and went in for my first sports massage to help with some nagging injuries. I met with Mikki and she simply was great. Mikki was very professional, extremely knowledgeable and she listened to what I said and was very focused on working the problem areas. My workout the next day definitely benefited from my massage. I will absolutely go back as I need and as my body demands and I feel very confident that each visit will end with positive results. Thank you Mikki and thank you Function massage! read more

Thoughtful, thorough, professional, intuitive. These are the words that come to mind when I think of Andy and the massage I got this weekend. I appreciate Andy's attention to detail and his kind demeanor. Already booked my next appointment. I live in St Paul, and there are plenty of places much more conveniently located, but none that I have tried closer to home match the quality of service and combination of professionalism and kindess that I experienced with Andy. Well worth the drive! read more

Andy had administred my massages at our Corp Headquaters specifically due to a car accident injury back in February, after 6 weeeks I felt so much better. I haven't had time to go in for another until yesterday and tried a full body massage with Mikki and it was wonderful! Felt so revitalizing and as I left told myself I am not waiting that long again! The studio space is very calming and relaxing and they really cater to your individual needs! I highly recommend making an appointment! read more

I recently had my second baby and Function has been a life saver! Pregnancy really puts the body through a lot of stress and I have found massage to be a vital tool to keep it functioning (no pun intended) properly. I saw Sara for prenatal massage and Mikki several weeks post-partum. Both Therapists were AWESOME and provided exactly what my body needed at that specific point in my pregnancy/recovery. I would recommend Function Massage & Acupuncture to anyone and everyone. :) read more

Andy is the best. I keep going back and always worth the time and money. When I am sore from lifting, or just slept on my shoulder wrong I make an appointment. If I have been lazy and not working out, and need to jump start the muscles and motivate myself to get moving I make an appointment. When I am stressed out and my shoulders tighten up and the heat pad is just not enough I make an appointment. I never regret it. Always go for 90 min. read more

Andy is what I've always wanted in a massage therapist. He's professional - always taking an ethical holistic approach to massage and wellness. As an individual - he's present but never intrusive. He's warm and caring and treats you with respect. I have been seeing Andy for bodywork for the last 5+ years and I remain impressed with his excellence. read more

I have been going to Andy for massages for quite a few years now. I have several problems with chronic pain in my back, neck and feet, but no matter the issue when I go in Andy knows just what to do to take the pain away. Thanks again Andy for a great massage! The pain in my back is completely gone. What a relief! You are the best!! read more

I've been going to Andy over 10 years and he's seen me through a lot - from just general health to helping me come back from injury, he has done it all. I never feel as good as after a visit - no one is better at massage and acupuncture. He is fun, a great listener, accommodating, and knows his stuff. I can't recommend him enough! read more

Received my first acupuncture treatment from Andy today. Service was efficient, prompt, and professional. No questions left unanswered and the process was thoroughly explained. I would for sure recommend making an appointment with Function acupuncture and massage and let the healing begin! read more

I've been Andy's client for a few years-my 90 minutes every other week is the best use of disposable income I can think of! He is a great guy and has incredible hands. Thanks Andy! I will keep praising your work and sending as many people to you as I can. read more

This was my first visit. I was impressed by the facility, Luke's massage was great, I had an extremely sore shoulder and he concentrated on this area. He was courteous, respectful and mindful. Today I feel much better. I will definitely go back. read more