Not the sharpest tools in the shed.
I wanted to buy some Heineken Beer to bring to a party later in the day. I wanted to buy it warm, as if I bought it cold and didn't keep it chilled until the evening, it would get funky, and I had no means to keep it cold until then.
All I could find was chilled Heineken in the rear fridge. I went looking for an employee and found one near the deli department. I told him my dilemma and his reply was "I work in the deli".
And went back towards the beer again and found another store employee. I told him my dilemma, and he points towards a bottle of WINE and says "This beer is warm". I told him that's wine, not beer, took him over to the fridge, showed him the 18 pack of Heineken and asked if there was any warm boxes of it in the rear stock room. He says "I don't know."
Ummm, why don't you freaking look?
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