We like this place! Great Beet & Arugula Salads, excellent Cowboy Burgers(?), excellent Kids Burgers, fries and Onion Rings are good, the Margarita Pizza was surprisingly EXCELLENT! Only concern was the Pepperoni Pizza was too salty and greasy. read more

Don't waste your time, money, and pallet. Sunday, 3-22-2026. Wholly Fucking Shit! We must have picked THE Wrong time to eat here.... Two customers inside, 3 outside, and our party of four. From the moment we stepped in, the guy at the counter had nothing but excuses on how long pizza would be, 30+ minutes... We ordered bratwurst, sausage plate, burger, onion rings, salad, beer. Fucking SLOW service, brats and sausages totally overcooked, "oh, the condiments are inside...". No amount of condiments could correct what was done to those links! Onion rings thick with oil. The salad looked good (pretty hard to fuck that up). Bottom line: Fire and Vice hates food and tells you that by their shit preparation and service. We should have eaten next door; Vietnamese or the other spot.... Maybe it was an off night.... But I'll never eat there again. Fuck Fire and Vice for what they do to food..... Don't like this review F&V, go eat & drink Excellent Brats and Beer at Kulturhaus in Pismo, then tell me I'm wrong. read more

Only place in area to get Great Coffee & Homemade warm scone. The staff is super friendly and helpful. If you really need some fuel they do a 4 shots of espresso in their large coffee latte !!! Wake Up time!! Great vibes inside building with large TV too. Outside seating also. Food smells yummy. read more

Fire & Vice - Outside of building- inside building cozy & inviting - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

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Even tho the food is consistently good, the service just begs to be better. This is the 2nd time I sat in the drive thru over 10 min and didn't even get an acknowledgement that I was there. Then I moved to the pickup window, again no acknowledgement, even by the young man that walked by gave me a surprised look and walked away. No "will be right with you" or any acknowledgement at all. So I gave up and left. I am over it won't be going back read more

Fire and Vice in Santa Maria was great! They have a great selection of beers to choose from whether it be on tap or bottled. Justin was behind the bar was a pleasure to speak with as his beer knowledge knew no bounds. The food was also delicious and ended up having seconds when it came to the artisanal sausages. The sauces that they have available are great to try as you assemble your meal to fit your perfect needs! Definitely recommend! read more

Sun perfectly hitting your face while sitting on the patio catching up with a friend and eating your perfectly cooked smash burger. Order at the counter and they take your food to you. Also indulged in the large pretzel and followed it with a cold beer. Good prices and not too busy for a quick bite. read more

Fire & Vice - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

Excellent food, nice atmosphere. I haven't had anything here I didn't enjoy. They even have a drive through. Highly . read more

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We got a hin crust pizza and huge soft pretzel. Couldn't have asked for a better lunch!

Delicious new find. Went on Sunday then again on Tuesday. Kid's cheeseburger and fries: The cheeseburger was the best plain Angus with crispy properly seasoned fries. The Salads (we tried both) were yummy and big (enough for two) with a herb vinaigrette dressing on the side. Monster burger was good but didn't come with fries. The Bavarian Pretzel with cheese dipping sauce was very tasty. Pizza is thin crust and delicious. They have many beers on tap but I didn't have any yet. Service was good, especially on Sunday. No apple strudel but they did have scones. Coffee drinks are also available. read more

I love the seating for our large extended family. Food is great and affordable. The server we had last night with blue hair was always happy. We never felt like we were being needy. Can't wait to go back. read more

Went on a tuesday night. My wife was there the previous day on monday and she had a pie with a friend and then let the other half of the pie they didnt eat sit in her car while she was at church for 3 hours... she brought it home to me and I loved it so much I told her I would bring home some pizzas after my engagement the following night. I tried to call in my order at 8:35 as everything online said they did not close until 9. I was a mile down the road and knew if I didnt call it in I would be walking in 10-15 minutes until close and I didnt want to do that, but the pizza was so good. Unfortunately no one answered the phone. So I decided to just drive and walk in. Maybe they were too busy to answer. Upon arrival the rap music was so loud I understood why no one answered the phone, it would have been impossible to hear, however the vibes were immaculate. This place was cool as hell... I walked in at 8:45 to a completely empty restaurant. I stood at the counter for a few minutes before a lovely young lady noticed me, apologized, and informed me the kitchen was closed and I could only order beer or drinks. I kindly refused as I was there for the pizza. I understand wanting to get off of work but I also understand business. If you advertise certain hours of operation one can only assume those hours will be the operating hours. Doing something else is bad for business and discourages repeat visits. Down the street there's a dominos that will always abide by their hours of operation. Unfortunately to fulfill my promise of bringing home pizza, I went there. Really am disappointed as my engagement was right next to Klondikes which always serves me so well when I make 8:30 orders and I bypassed them hoping to try something new. Lesson learned. Disappointing. read more

I stopped here for a quick morning snack and I'm so happy I did! I got the avocado toast and a caramel macchiato both of which were very good. I live in Los Angeles and both items were up to par. The vibe of the restaurant is very chill and relaxed. I think it would be fun to come back sometime for dinner and a drink. They offer a lot of German beers if that's something you're into. My barista Alexandra was such a sweetie and very attentive to my needs. She deserves five gold stars :) I will be sure to stop here again next time I am in the area! read more

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The food was great but honestly they were short staffed no one came out to say hi to us and was out there for 10 minutes. We then decided to go through the drive thru and finally went up to the window and took my order. The staff needs to be more friendly! read more

Finding new places in a new area can be tough, but F&V didn't disappoint. Some of the best tasting pies we've had even compared to higher end pizza places. Perfectly thin, big flavors that are balanced. We'll definitely be back and highly recommend! read more

Fire & Vice - Fig-Buck-Goat (FBG) Hot Honey - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

The pizza is great and the beer is priced very reasonable. I have been there several times to watch football. And they have easy pickup and a drive-thru. read more

Great food, service and ambiance. I really like that they have a bar with stools with beers on tap. They also serve coffee and can see my self doing work here on my laptop. They have outlets at the bar where you can charge. read more

Fire & Vice - Medium hot vanilla latte Cheese curds Purple Palmer - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

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I did end up going back and unfortunately the 3 stars remains. The customer service is still really amazing. The guys at the drive thru window was friendly and took care of me with a mustard flight for the sausage. They asked if I needed any cheese or peppers etc and it's just some of the best service. That said, the food was just ok. The sausage is just that, a sausage and the bun. The pizza didn't taste fresh, the dough was not crispy and just overall ate like re heated food. I understand that this is the appeal since it's quick and drive thru capable but for the premium prices you're paying it's just not close to being up to par. read more

Fire & Vice - Burrito outside, sauce is not spicy at all fyi - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

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This was our first time coming out after a very long awaited opening. We went through the drive-through and had the friendliest employee greet us through the speaker and take our order. They offer a variety of goodies to order from pizza to sausages, to even schnitzel. We do not have to wait in line want to order and we also did not have to wait in line one to receive our food. We ordered a pepperoni pizza , a fig Buck goat pizza, A kill bossa sausage and a Bavarian pretzel. The sausage was amazing and full of flavor. The mustard they had paired with it was very delicious as well. The fig buck goat pizza was delicious. The crust was amazing the ingredients were fresh. If I had to add one more thing to make it better maybe a light balsamic glaze drizzle on top would be amazing. The Bavarian pretzel was massive and definitely delicious. My husband ordered it and truly enjoyed it. My husband also ordered the pepperoni pizza. He said it was good but thought it needed to be cut through a little bit more. Overall we had a great experience and we will definitely be back to try these again and explore some of the other offerings as well. read more

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40$ for 2 pizzas and they were soggy. Pepperoni and chicken tasted nasty. Who ever cooked them didn't follow procedures. I went at 4pm. Pepperoni wasn't even cooked tasted cold still. read more

The food and service is definitely five star. The atmosphere isn't as good (loud TVs and parking lot view). Their biggest strength is the pizzas - definitely on par with more expensive restaurants - but their German offerings (brats and pretzels) are a pleasant surprise. This is the place for takeout. read more

This was the worst burger...I received a complete refund. The meat was burned you just can't see it with the pound of cheese and the bacon seemed as though it was held over from Christmas read more

Fire & Vice - The Cowboy Burger ordered 5/8/25. Cooked 5/8/24!!!! Why would you sell me this old meat and bacon????? - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

Finally, I got to try this place. Been meaning to for awhile. I was excited to see they have a very similar sausage menu to one of our favorite places down in Solvang. So obviously, we had to order the 4 sausage sampler. We got the hot Italian, three pepper, cheddar bacon, and goat milk cheddar. Unfortunately the goat milk cheddar was all out, that was the one we were looking forward to most. But we asked the staff to choose their recommendation for the last one. So, to the food. First off, the small size French fries were a really good size! And a good price! I loved the fries, and I'm a French fry snob so that says a lot. As far as the sausage, they were all pretty good. We left full. That's a good sign! On top of all that the staff was very friendly and helpful. We had a nice time. They had lots of TV's and nice casual atmosphere. :) read more

Fire & Vice - 4 sausage sampler, large soda, and small French fries. Really good fries!! - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

Great service Friendly staff Excellent food Fig & Buck is my good to pizza. Scones are must have. Beautiful restaurant

Excellent service, food was great! Worth going to every time. Inside decor is charming and inviting. Good place to hang.

This is a convenient location to grab pizza or other fast food. We tried two pizzas, fries and a frappe. Unfortunate the pizza was extremely salty - especially the pepp one. So much so, I couldn't really eat it. The supreme was also salty but a bit more tolerable. The fries come with seasoning that was also a bit overly salty for me. The pizza was pretty good but unfortunate the thin crust bottom was soggy and couldn't hold up in the 10 minutes it took us to get home. I will probably give this spot another shot but I will explicitly ask them for which items are less salty and definitely ask to hold the salt where possible. read more

Ordered for pickup they said 10 min. Order wasn't ready until 20 min after placing the order. No big deal, but when I got my pizza it was cold. Straight from the man's hand, cold. Had me waiting on cold pizza. Pizza was good tho read more

Nice place for a quick bite. Much better than a fast food place but more relaxed than a sit down restaurant. The counter service was good and the food was good (burgers and pizza but out of a real pizza oven). Conveniently located as well. I would go again. read more

This is the schnitzel. One bite that was it- over done, burnt, dry- so disappointing. Have eaten here several times and this is the first trying this item. The chicken and pizza has always been good- based on reviews I had to try this. Nope, not good. read more

Fire & Vice - Schnitzel - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

My go to for delicious espresso. I love the fact that they have sugar free blended coffee options. literally the only coffee shop in town (or anywhere that I've noticed) that can make a sugar free Frappe that tastes the same as a full sugar. Also, the Avocado Toast is the best I've ever had. Ever. Ever. Zoe and the other staff members are amazing, friendly and quick! love this place!!!! read more

Fire & Vice - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

This is my new favorite pizza place. It is obvious that fresh ingredients are being used. I was super happy to see fig as a topping, since I very rarely see that as an option- especially anywhere around here! We had the Fig Buck Goat & Spicy Hawaiian. Both amazing! Also ordered a "sausage" not realizing it was an actual hot dog. So yummy! read more

Fire & Vice - The FBG - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

This place has really gone down hill. The service is not good. They close their kitchen 1 hour before closing. There pizza are burnt at the bottom and not cooked on top. They got rid of the best thing on their menu.... Cheese curds! Just a bunch of kids that don't want to work and socialize. Do better with your business before you loose it! You are already hurting for customers! read more

Like many, I was hopeful that this place would survive the pandemic. Frankly, I had given up on it but, alas, it is now open and I am sitting here waiting on my Bacon & Cheddar sausage. The Bacon & cheddar sausage has arrived and it's delicious. The bread is a little stale but not worth complaining about. There's a smiley flavor to this one and it's delicious! The fires are really good to and you just try the curry ketchup. I can see this place being a great after work or after sporting events spot. They have a cool patio with fire features, beers by the pitcher, and a great pub menu. I'll be back! Wow! They're open 6a - midnight too. read more

Fire & Vice - Bacon & Cheddar sausage w/ fires and a coke. Side of curry ketchup (very interesting). So far it's really good! - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

Over all a cute little spot with a different flare. I'm going to assume this is a great place for drinks or coffee and the pizza or brats are an added on afterthought. Atmosphere nice and prices extremely reasonable. More of an after hours hang out vibe. I'm sure coffee and breakfast burritos are delish and I look forward to trying them another time. read more

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Latte was delicious! Not bitter. Pizza was good. Service was nice and the place appeared clean. Will definitely go again read more

Out of towner here, in town for baseball tourney. Read some reviews, read one that said food was fresh. This person must be a friend or family of ownership because this place does NOT serve fresh food. I ordered 4 breakfast sandwich with "fried" egg, when I tried to modify the order, the lady taking my order said the sandwiches were pre made the night before. ‍ Starbucks does the same but they freeze dry theirs and they're not that bad. I figured this place did the same. Nope. The bacon and egg looked DAYS old, actually nasty looking and tasting, did not taste fresh at all! Do not order this!! My wife wanted a scone. This is not a scone. Just look at the picture. It was also stale and looked old, wtf!! I also ordered a breakfast burrito, the burrito was actually good and filling according to my son. It was the only edible item we purchased. I also ordered two macchiatos and I asked the lady if they had stevia. The macchiato was good, but when she gave me the sweetener, she looked me straight in the eye and said "here is your stevia". She could have been honest and said they didn't have any. But just the fact that she lied and took me for a fool, together with some old stale breakfast sandwiches made me upset enough to leave this review just to warn others. Your better off going to Starbucks where atleast you'll get better quality and a full range of sweeteners. Or go to McDonald's for that breakfast sandwhich, atleast you'll know the eggs were made fresh to order and cost half the price! I spent $46 here and we only at the burrito and drank two coffees. Freaken waste of $$!! We ended up going to McDonald's.. just go there for breakfast. To be fair, we haven't tried their lunch or dinner items. This is only for breakfast read more

Fire & Vice - Old ass bacon - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

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I ordered the spicy Hawaiian. My mouth is watering just remembering how delicious it was. Definitely coming back next time I'm in the area.

I've been excited to try this place! It's cute inside and the latte was great. I'm vegan so I appreciate the alternative milks and the avocado toast which had great flavor. I will go back to try the pizza (without cheese). My only critique (as a vegan) having some alternative cheeses for the pizza would be amazing! Update: pizza is awesome! AND they have vegan sausage options which is amazing!! Highly recommend read more

Fire & Vice - Avocado toast and an oat milk latte - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California

2'nd attempt to meet my wife after work. I work until 8pm so I called ahead to make sure they were open. They said kitchen will be open until 9pm (even though hours online say midnight) Show up at 8:20, ordered a pizza a shnitzel and 2 beers. Pizza BURNT - shnitzel, BURNT. I eat half the shnitzel and my wife eats only the toppings off the pizza.. We are talking and finishing our beer when the girl yells from behind the counter "We are closing at 9" not.. Last call, can I get you another beer.... we were the only ones there and now I can see why they are so slow and close early.... Bad management. Bad management. Bad food, Crappy service, Great Atmosphere!!! Someone who wants to work and make money should take this spot over. read more

Happy Thursday to you! One day left until the weekend. On that note, I visited Fire and Vice today. A fun and casual restaurant that offers breakfast, lunch and dinner. Little did I know that close to an open field and a small airport I would find German food! After scanning the menu I decided on a bratwurst, German potato salad, and a big Bavarian pretzel. I was a happy German Fräulein. The bratwurst had a familiar snap and juice soaked the bread. The salad was a touch too vinegary for my taste. Yes, I know German potato salad is vinegar based. You do you. Lol! I found different mustards, honeys, and other goodies at the condiment bar. A Düsseldorf style mustard and cranberry mustard topped the enormous, soft, buttery, salty pretzel. Good thing they carry a great selection of German beers. That cold pilsner was the perfect compliment to trip down memory lane. Now, I have not even mentioned the breakfast menu, extensive specialty pizza menu or the burgers. But, I'll be back. read more

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My son has been wanting to try this place. We ordered a cowboy burger, Margherita pizza and Supremo pizza. The burger was good. However I'm very disappointed at their pizza. Both were mostly burnt and the smell was very strong. We tried to eat just the toppings but we couldn't. I would have said something, but we got it to-go. I think the pizza would have tasted good if it weren't burnt so maybe I will give it another try. read more

Fire & Vice - Margherita and Supremo pizza. - Pizza Near Me - Santa Maria, California