How great is this place? Great enough I actually took the time to not only make a Yelp account I can guarantee you I will never use again, but also to write a review. I am a very anti-review type of guy, I love reading them, but I always get the thought "Who the hell has the time to sit there and write out a review?" It's similar to reading a comment someone left on a Yahoo message board or Youtube, like who actually has the time to do such a thing? Are their lives so accomplished and complete that now they feel the need to venture into commenting for strangers, or they feel something is missing from their day-to-day and leaving comments and reviews will help fill that void. Either way, I am now breaking my protocol and leaving my first ever review on anything ever, and all because Everly is awesome.
Lets get the bad out of the way first....their slogan here, "Live Happy Everly After" Get it?!?!? Do you get it!?!? I really hope this was a last minute thing the marketing team came up with because they forgot they needed a slogan. Some corporate ladder climber told their boss they should do a "fun" slogan and because the place was due to open in like 30 hours they didn't have enough time to come up with anything better so they settled on this. Look, it could be worse; it could have been "Wake up Everly Morning Happy" or "Everly Apartments, Not the Salma Hayek Movie That Comes Up on a Google Search When Searching for Everly". The other bad is the gym does not have a bench press or a punching bag, so if you're a man, or plan on being one, don't expect to hit full dude-guy mode, but they do have a little side room to do Yoga and stuff....so yeah, I was not their target demographic.
But now onto the good....which is about everything. From the staff that works here(when you move in they give you a bag of goodies, yum yums, sparkling water, tons of coupons for free stuff, and I even got this awesome coffee tumbler which is the only tumbler I never spilled coffee all over myself with), to the fantastic parking garage and even a trash pickup service at your door. Yes, you read that correctly, they pick up your trash if you leave it outside your door Sunday-Friday. Worried about that smelly chicken carcass making your entire house smell like an open grave because you don't feel like taking a walk down the hallway to the trash room? No problem, some guy will do it for you. The location of Everly is nothing short of spectacular, I can throw a ball onto 128/95, I'm not just saying that, I measure things by ball throwing distances and have thrown several objects at the highway to reassure the proximity. There is a lounge room with a pool table, so no need to go to a bar occupied by people filled with shame and regret in their eyes; you can play in the convenience of your own home, like some episode of MTV Cribs. But above all the fantastic interiors with large windows and plenty of sunlight, beautiful countertops and ridiculously nice kitchens, being a complete smoke-free zone which means no smoking in or around the property at all times, and finally a place that offers a bath tub big enough for me to cover my kneecaps because there is nothing worse than cold kneecaps while taking a bath, the best part about this place has to be the people. Ever go somewhere and it's just filled with people with that face that just makes you want to give them a swift kick to the chops? Well that's not this place. Nope. I am really surprised, I thought for sure living across the street from Market Street which houses a Whole Foods Market, there would be at least a dozen people I would like to witness snapping their bony ankles while wearing their Fitbit and drinking some pre-chewed health drink that came out of a high-speed blender, but I was wrong. Oh, this place also allows pup pups. Yep, it's a dog friendly place and a lot of people here have little guys. So if you have a pup you would want to share with the world, this is the place for you. Overall this place gets a 10/10, would review again read more