Why is this place light on customers?! Here in Miami on business and wanted to take the edge off…read moreat a gentlemen's club. Saw that this location near the airport got great reviews pre covid when it was called Allure and rode an Uber to check it out. On an early Thursday night, it was just me and an elderly gentleman as the only customers with around 15 great looking Latinas here. Spent my time with a very friendly Cuban honey. Apparently this place just recently re-opened under new management post Covid under the new name Vice Miami. Reasonable 10$ cover and friendly staff too. Drinks reasonable at 6$ a beer and 15$ for a cocktail. Highly recommend!

super relaxing atmosphere and the location doesnt appear on apple maps so no one who has your…read morelocation really knows where your at. el micha came and the owner was so fun and was being kind and conversing with everyone. girls are fun and happy and super gorgeous. Ambiente súper relajante y la ubicación no aparece en los mapas de Apple, así que nadie que tenga tu ubicación realmente sabe dónde estas. el micha y el jefe fue muy divertido y estaba siendo amable y conversando con todos. Las chicas son divertidas y felices y súper hermosas.

Upon my venture to the King of Diamonds in Miami, I found myself ensnared in a realm of unrivaled…read moresensory delight. This place, with its flashy freakin' lights and bumpin' beats, whisked me away to a realm of indulgence and wonder for shizzle. The dancers, with their smooth moves and captivating charms, had me hooked like no other. Their allure, akin to the finest poetry, left me spellbound and fiending for more. I gotta say, I was particularly diggin' the generous curves of these fine ladies, whose ample assets set my heart racing like Ronald Regan on a treadmill. Chillin' with these enchanting dames, I reveled in the celebration of life and pleasure. Each dance was like a sonnet in motion, speakin' volumes of passion and ecstasy. The King of Diamonds, a sanctuary of mirth and revelry, blessed me with an experience that'll stick in my mind till the end of time. To all ye seekers of thrill and escape, I urge thee to hit up the King of Diamonds, where the good times roll and the vibe is off the mother-effing charts yo. Warning: Do not bring your kids! THIS IS NOT CHILD FRIENDLY ZONE. DO NOT HOST YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTIES HERE. Go to a Chucky E Cheese or Dave and Busters, NOT HERE

Food was nasty. I had lemon pepper chicken and it was wet…read more Service was great. We had bottle service and the rep was good. Overpriced for that bottle but that's club life. Ambiance cool.

Me and my friends were in Miami for a wedding anniversary. I am from San Diego California, and…read morewanted to check out the strip clubs here compared to the ones in San Diego. Just to give you guys a compare and contrast. Well first off, I wish I didn't have to leave Miami!! The cover to get in was a great deal of $5 and $5 for parking. I'm thankful to finally run into a club that didn't require a drink minimum. Ok, so in California, we'll in San Diego, the rules are strict. The guys aren't allowed to grab or touch the girls. The girls do all of the touching. Fully nude bars here in SD are non alcoholic bars. The ones with alcohol are only topless here in San Diego, so you can see where I'm going with this. They are strict here on the west. When I went to Pink Pony, that was my assumption. So when this one beautiful Colombian girl walked up to me while I was sitting down and sat on my lap, we began talking. The conversation was great. I bought a $10 lap dance out near the stage. She began dancing and it blew my mind. I kept my hands to my side because that's what I'm used to back in Cali. She asked me if I was shy or something and I told her I assumed it was a no hands rule here. She laughed and you can imagine the rest. I grabbed and felt all over her and her skin was so soft. Overall, the girls are beautiful and HOT!!!!! They are gorgeous girls here compared to the ones I've seen in Cali. One of my other favorite dancer is this one girl from Italy. She knows how to make a guy go broke. :) Im not mad at that at all boo boo. Do your thang. I'm a butt guy and there were at least 8 of them with perfect round butts. This place had me not want to catch my flight back to San Diego. Especially after buying a lap dance from my favorite dancer whom is the Colombian girl. I would say that if I went back to Miami, I'll stop by again for sure!!

I don't think this place should be considered a strip club. Mostly it's just girls wandering around…read morea pole, with many of them not even taking their tops off. Even worse is the fact that not a single one of them got fully nude in the 3 hours we were there. There are much better options out there if you are interested in actually seeing girls strip down and work the pole.

New place and Love this place . Women are beautiful , drinks and prices are reasonable, hookah…read moregood.. would 100% recommend

Is a gentleman club. Is very clean and their staff are great. The have a lot of nice look'ing girl…read more I recommend this to anyone that wants to have a good time.

We had such a great time at La Bare! The show was amazing there are men for all types, and the…read moreenergy never stopped. We arrived at 8 pm and stayed until 1 am, and the dancers kept giving their best the entire night. We booked the BOP package, which put us super close to the stage and came with two bottles of champagne, goodies, and fun décor for our bachelorette party. For a group of seven, this package was absolutely worth it. The ambiance is dynamic, lively, and very entertaining perfect for a bachelor party my friend love it.

Love this place!!!! It was super fun had good hooks and champagne and spent over 100$ well worth it…read moreevery time

The good - there are many Latin woman that are good looking…read more The bad - the staff is rude, the strippers are allowed to ask for "tips" without any restrictions or rules. They come around over and over without even dancing and ask you for a tip. If you are eating, the girls don't care, if you are trying to have a convo with someone, try don't care! Very rude and if you don't give them money, they tell the bouncer and you get kicked out the table or even the club. You can spend $100 in less than an hour by just the endless mandatory tipping! I have been going to this club for years and it use to be laid back and the girls use to sit and talk to you. Now it's all tip after tip.. And that's it.

I had a great time my experience was great from the moment I arrived the door guy with the beard…read morewas great I was greeted before my weapon check and then the door girl helped me with the entrance and the specials of the day my lunch was great and the manager Enrique was great i would go back just because of the employees and to top it off the ladies were beautiful

what an amazing time! Ambiance, service and THE BEST DANCER was GIA!…read more Will definitely be back !

Catalina, you have my heart. Beautiful dancers, comfortable chairs, ice cold Modello. My partner…read moreand I decided to pop in, $5 cover per person. At 11pm it wasn't terribly busy, we immediately were approached by two dancers~~Catalina, we didn't catch the other name. Sweet, beautiful angels sent from above, their perfume lingered long after we left. We're classy goers of a club so we know after we've run out of cash to throw its time to go~~they even played Havana de Primera for us as we were exiting. A perfect end to a week in Miami.

Miami Velvet has potential, but it's a mixed bag. Venue is spacious with a lively dance floor,…read morevelvet decor, and a definite Latino Miami vibe. The mandatory towel-only policy for entering the playrooms felt unnecessary (no lingerie, no exceptions) which kills some of the sexy buildup. VIP rooms we paid extra for were underwhelming and not private unless you tracked down a staff member to unlock them. Also, expect some pushy single men on Fridays and a bit of a free-for-all vibe if you're not used to it. Read our full review deep dive here: https://www.vanillaswingers.com/miami-velvet-review-is-south-floridas-swinger-club-worth-the-hype/

I was really looking forward to checking out Miami Velvet during EXXXOTICA weekend, especially…read moresince we were told by the VIP manager at the expo that our wristbands would be honored for entry. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case -- we were charged $110 at the door with zero explanation or acknowledgment of the event partnership. Once inside, we were made to stand directly in front of the entry door while waiting to show ID and pay -- no guidance, no courtesy. While standing there, one of the staff members flung a door open from inside and slammed it into my back. No apology. No concern. Just ignored like it didn't happen. The dress code enforcement felt wildly inconsistent. They turned away someone celebrating their birthday for dress code, yet we saw a man walking around in just a towel, and a guest with everything out -- and that was somehow, okay? The vibe inside was cold, not welcoming or inclusive at all. We were hoping for a respectful, sexy, lifestyle-friendly space to unwind -- instead it felt disorganized and uncomfortable. For the price and the way we were treated, it didn't feel like a premium or professional experience at all. Disappointed doesn't begin to cover it. We left early and won't be returning.

Not for Family Small place…read more Exorbitant prices Very far away from South Beach looks like an isolated place

nice club good vibes pretty Girls. Mix Girls. i think most of the latinas are cuban Girls and they…read moreare all hot

Help says open till 6am - nope close @3am! Took a Lyft from another spot. To come…read moreFor entertainment and nope not open WHACK!

Open 7 days a week 11 am to 6 am Soon to be Miami's best strip club. And the girls are super prettyread more