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    Vice Miami

    5.0 (2 reviews)
    Closed 8:00 pm - 5:00 am (Next day)

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    Bare Necessity

    5.0
    (1 review)
    11.4 mi

    Yesterday I visited Bare Necessity strip club, conveniently located one block from Dadeland South…read moretransit station and adjoining a liquor store. A very nice old man with beautiful long white hair met me at the door and said I could come in for a few Bud Lights ($6 per Bud Light bottle). I explained I was killing time before catching the 1700 train. The atmosphere inside is so great if you like dives as much as I do; dark, smokie and not too loud in the afternoons. Their hours are noon - 0600 7 days a week. Although yesterday was my first day at a new job, it crossed my mind that I could apply at Bare Necessities because I have cellulite too; I would have to be a dancer because they don't schedule stand-up comedians and I don't know how to bartend ... but I did noticed the lovely gentleman with white hair being kind and mild mannered training some of the girls on bartending so maybe they train inexperienced bartenders. I enjoyed myself there so much yesterday afternoon I even called my dad to tell him about it and to remind him to visit me in Miami when I get settled. I am grateful to God and all those involved for having such a nice place near the transit station to sit down for a while on my way to and/or from my new job.

    From the owner: At Bare Necessity the sports fanatic can double up on his interest in the human form, be it…read moreuniformed or topless; there are numerous wide screen televisions on the main floor and at the bar. Bare Necessity does take some inspiration from sports bars. Nonetheless, it's filled with lots of gorgeous, totally nude dancers.

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