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    Vice Miami

    5.0 (2 reviews)
    Closed 8:00 pm - 5:00 am (Next day)

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    Bare Necessity

    Bare Necessity

    5.0(1 review)
    11.4 mi

    Yesterday I visited Bare Necessity strip club, conveniently located one block from Dadeland South…read moretransit station and adjoining a liquor store. A very nice old man with beautiful long white hair met me at the door and said I could come in for a few Bud Lights ($6 per Bud Light bottle). I explained I was killing time before catching the 1700 train. The atmosphere inside is so great if you like dives as much as I do; dark, smokie and not too loud in the afternoons. Their hours are noon - 0600 7 days a week. Although yesterday was my first day at a new job, it crossed my mind that I could apply at Bare Necessities because I have cellulite too; I would have to be a dancer because they don't schedule stand-up comedians and I don't know how to bartend ... but I did noticed the lovely gentleman with white hair being kind and mild mannered training some of the girls on bartending so maybe they train inexperienced bartenders. I enjoyed myself there so much yesterday afternoon I even called my dad to tell him about it and to remind him to visit me in Miami when I get settled. I am grateful to God and all those involved for having such a nice place near the transit station to sit down for a while on my way to and/or from my new job.

    From the owner: At Bare Necessity the sports fanatic can double up on his interest in the human form, be it…read moreuniformed or topless; there are numerous wide screen televisions on the main floor and at the bar. Bare Necessity does take some inspiration from sports bars. Nonetheless, it's filled with lots of gorgeous, totally nude dancers.

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    Gold Rush Cabaret

    Gold Rush Cabaret

    3.2(51 reviews)
    5.1 mi
    $$

    Another Miami "strip club" where the dancers on the stage don't really do any stripping. Most just…read morewalk around the pole fully clothed, with only a few actually doing any type of pole dancing at all. None got fully nude, only a couple removed their tops. Apparently if you want to actually see any of them naked, your options are private dances (3 songs for $100), some mid level VIP room ($500 for half hour), or the actual VIP room ($1,000 for an hour plus tips). So, I paid $20 per person to enter, $20 to park, and $14 per drink, for basically nothing.

    During my recent visit to Goldrush with my boyfriend, there was a security name Jahrell repeatedly…read moreapproached me trying to speak to me in unprofessional way trying to flirt with me and asked for my phone number multiple times throughout the night. Despite me being there with my boyfriend, he continued to come around and engage with trying to make conversation in way that made both of us uncomfortable. In addition, he offered both of us cocaine after my boyfriend questioned him why he kept approaching and speaking to me. This behavior was extremely inappropriate and unprofessional, especially coming from someone in a security position. He should be more focused about safety than trying to talk to me. This was my first time visiting Goldrush, and the experience was completely ruined due to this stalker situation. Security staff should ensure guests feel safe and comfortable -- not harassed or exposed to illegal substances. I hope this matter is taken seriously and addressed appropriately.

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    Pink Pony

    Pink Pony

    2.7(39 reviews)
    4.6 mi
    $

    Me and my friends were in Miami for a wedding anniversary. I am from San Diego California, and…read morewanted to check out the strip clubs here compared to the ones in San Diego. Just to give you guys a compare and contrast. Well first off, I wish I didn't have to leave Miami!! The cover to get in was a great deal of $5 and $5 for parking. I'm thankful to finally run into a club that didn't require a drink minimum. Ok, so in California, we'll in San Diego, the rules are strict. The guys aren't allowed to grab or touch the girls. The girls do all of the touching. Fully nude bars here in SD are non alcoholic bars. The ones with alcohol are only topless here in San Diego, so you can see where I'm going with this. They are strict here on the west. When I went to Pink Pony, that was my assumption. So when this one beautiful Colombian girl walked up to me while I was sitting down and sat on my lap, we began talking. The conversation was great. I bought a $10 lap dance out near the stage. She began dancing and it blew my mind. I kept my hands to my side because that's what I'm used to back in Cali. She asked me if I was shy or something and I told her I assumed it was a no hands rule here. She laughed and you can imagine the rest. I grabbed and felt all over her and her skin was so soft. Overall, the girls are beautiful and HOT!!!!! They are gorgeous girls here compared to the ones I've seen in Cali. One of my other favorite dancer is this one girl from Italy. She knows how to make a guy go broke. :) Im not mad at that at all boo boo. Do your thang. I'm a butt guy and there were at least 8 of them with perfect round butts. This place had me not want to catch my flight back to San Diego. Especially after buying a lap dance from my favorite dancer whom is the Colombian girl. I would say that if I went back to Miami, I'll stop by again for sure!!

    I don't think this place should be considered a strip club. Mostly it's just girls wandering around…read morea pole, with many of them not even taking their tops off. Even worse is the fact that not a single one of them got fully nude in the 3 hours we were there. There are much better options out there if you are interested in actually seeing girls strip down and work the pole.

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