Ladies and gentlemen, I present the "official" Lady Diana memorial tartan.
When she wasn't copulating with a tax dodging Egyptian crook or spending your money on designer dresses and five-star holidays, the Princess of Hearts did a tremendous job pretending to care about AIDS victims in foreign countries. Sadly, since she and one of her many sexual partners both stopped breathing due to massive internal injuries on that fateful night, the light she left on all our lives has been allowed to dim.
But not here, not at Elgin Cashmere. Her spirit lives on, both spiritually and profitably. Just £200 will purchase a tasteful tartan rug for the back of your white Fiat Uno. Wrap yourself up in it, and feel the warmth and compassion of everyone's most cherished adulterous, workshy freeloader. read more