WORST MEXICAN RESTAURANT-EVER!!!! Instead of their menu offering the traditional Mexican burritos, beans ,etc... it should have said " Sides: Food poisoning for 5 hours of your life= priceless , bad customer service= $9.00, beyond cheap and horrible tasting food =$ 45.00".
My girlfriend dragged me hear for a bachelorette party last night, on the way there commenting that they used to have amazing margaritas yrs ago but now they use cheap tequila - I should have taken her words to heart instead of my stomach. As we all know, Mexican food is one of the cheapest yet tastiest ways to stuff your face. To make the experience even more appealing, it's as if they specialize in making the words best margaritas but not at El Rincon's. They specialize is p*ssing me the f*ck off!
I had eaten earlier in the evening so all I ordered was a side of rice & their sopapillas. Even if you have the cooking skills of Angelia Bowers from Who's the Boss you can't really screw these two simple dishes up- or can you? My rice was a strange brownish color & not the traditional reddish hue. It didn't taste like Mexican rice either; in fact it didn't taste like anything. Even with the few small bits of peppers, I would've gotten more satisfaction from kissing my bosses a** than eating this crap! And their salsa was more like a can of chunky tomatoes -extra chunky with no hints of lime juice, cilantro or other enhancements.
Even the sopapillas were made half A**ed. The honey tasted as if it was a "simple syrup" and not actual honey. You couldn't taste the cinnamon/sugar at all & the whip cream & choc. drizzle did nothing for these 'I'm not drunk enough to enjoy you" triangles of backwash. To top it off, my friend order a small pitcher of margaritas- AWFUL!!!!!!! I had to force myself to down yet another flavorless slushie of liquid wft. She wasn't kidding when announcing they use cheap tequila- they use the cheapest of everything!
Oh but the best I saved for last- just imagine you're friend lying to the server about it being your birthday even though you begged them not to...then having the very obvious " I hate my life and must make yours a living nightmare too" staff slam a unsanitized Mexican sombrero on your head as hard as they can... slapping you multiple times on top of your head as hard a humanly possible. And ending your evening by ruining your shirt (make-up if you wear it) because they very stupidly think it's a good idea to smash what they consider to be Mexican fried ice cream(it's not traditional fried ice cream- it wasn't even fried) up your nose & in your face until it falls all over the table top & down your shirt & on your pants...yeah, should've punched the jerk that kept smashing the disgusting hat onto my head. And my so called "friend"!
There's nothing like having to hand wash a scarf your wearing because it has choc. sauce & whip cream smeared into the fabric & drowning your pants in Shout in hopes of removing all the stickiness. If I'm going to have to use shout or any other stain remover after visiting this back alley trash heap it better be to remove the servers blood off of my clothes!
Seriously- if any of you think this place has the "best ever" Mexican food you need to get out more! Even Taco bell with their Americanized Mexican food is more authentic. Oh, and even though I (literally) had one glass of awful margarita- I woke up @ 3:00am sharp & spent the next few hours throwing up repeatedly. Then finally woke up again this afternoon so that I could spend an hour in the bathroom crapping myself- thanks El Rincon's for making my visit something to truly remember! read more