The situational experiance that I shall be explaining to you fellow homosapiens began at the time of 1500hrs Central Standard Time, when a honorable white colleague from my institution of education of mine suggested I try the chinese establishment for nourishment locally located approximentally 15000 paces from my residence. At first I was hesitant because white gentlemen do not injest acceptable meals. These fellow human being are the ones responsible for having cultivated the meal unseasoned chicken. But to my emotional surprise this white fellow knew what must feature in an acceptable pattern of sustanance. I was severely shocked that such a white boy from kansas city knew of such of a fine restaurant. The item from the menu that I decided to try was the ginger beef, and hoooooly bawsack, was it ever delicious. It has been 8 rotations of the earth since I placed the tender juicy piece of carved cow in my portal of digestion. I still feel the godly juices trickling down my esophogus. I consider this moment to be one of the most devine experiences that has come of my meager existence. It was due to the reality of this food that I now credulous of my boy Jesus Christ. I have a deep desire coming from the depths of my very essence to thank Dragon River for aiding me in viewing the formation of the universe in front of my mortal eyes. As a man of Jesus Christ, Allah, and Buddha, I have the obligation of these celestial beings to share the godly wonders of provision to rest of the observable universe. read more
