A MUST VISIT ! ! !
Millions of touriststststs from around the globe come to Central Fla. to visit attractions costing tree hunid ($300) or more per day. During their visit they're surrounded by countless latin americans, Asians, and Euro-peons. They leave tree-gees ($3,000) lighter in the pocket and without seeing true American Culture.
Well folks, have I got THEEE place for you. A place where real Americans roam, AND ITS FREE ! ! It's called Dollar General; a place catering to rural dwellers & those attempting to avoid prosecution in another State.
Todays entertainer was Ed, a 60+ year old with a clearly 'out of the box' taste. Eddie pared the 6 small chicken pot pies with Doritos Ranch chips and a 2lt. Fanta Grape soda. In classic impulse-buy style, he also invested in a large Teriyaki Beef Jerky. His e-cigarette impressed us all.
Based on his appearance, Vegas oddsmakers put the chances this Rhodes Scholar was married or in an amorous relationship with any breathing entity (goat & sheep included) at 1/750,000,000
So....in review. If you're looking for a taste of Americana without the long lines & hign prices, Dollar General is THEE place to be seen.... read more