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    Best place to get smokes and beer if u live in Alton. It's five minutes away and no misourri tax like Illinois

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    Spirits Plus 2

    Spirits Plus 2

    3.0(3 reviews)
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    Just got cussed out by a clerk for yawning. The same clerk that cussed me out also plays on the…read moreslot machines during his shift instead of helping customers. Terrible service, terrible management, and an underwhelming selection of beer, wine, and liquor. I will not be returning.

    What a great place to buy Beer, wine, spirits, lotto and Tobacco. The staff is super personable and…read moreknowledgeable. Great selection, and they were willing to special order for me, but my product was discountinued by the supplier/distiller. I was used to shopping at the Habib which is ok, but Spirits Plus Two really opened my eyes as to how great a liquor store could be. Beofre shopping there I suffered from dizzy spells, nausea, restless leg syndrome, tiredness and fatigue, Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (AKA Mad Cow Disease) and HydroEncaphilitius - or water on the brain. Luckily for me the clerk knew exactly which liquors would help! He started me initially on 95% Distilled Ethyl alcohol (AKA Everclear) which helped dry out the water on the brain. When the swelling went down, he suggested a bottle of Beaujolais and burgundy to make a sauce with to be used over a Ribeye steak. I did this and the Beaujolais made me happy and the sauced steak made the cow happy thus curing my mad cow. The cow was REALLY happy and promised to work on it's anger issues and never be mad again! When I returned the clerk then made life altering recommendations. It turned out that I couldnt sleep because of the additives that were in the fake DomPérignon I had been buying for $7 a bottle. If it looks to good to be true....... Anyway the Dom was fake and cut with bath salts and PCP which was a good deal at $7-if you like those sort of things. I personally dont do those drugs any more after the sexual abuse/dead Mallard incident which I dont like to talk about. So when I took the clerks advice and bought some reasonably priced moet champagne from them, I could sleep again. That cured the tiredness/fatigue. It turned out that the restless leg syndrome was caused by the belt I was wearing being too tight. I had to make the belt REALLY tight so my pants wouldnt fall off because I was buying drinks from far away and putting them in the big pockets of my MC Hammer pants I wont at the BS charity auction. Now that I have a nearby quality store to shop at, I no longer need to walk with 12-14 bottles at a time. THANKS SPIRITS PLUS TWO You gave me my life back and your employees are the best!!!

    Dirt Cheap - beer_and_wine - Updated July 2026

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