In the interests of transparency - I'm not a train buff. Or train spotter. Never have been. Don't get it. Never will. Don't get me wrong, I love trains - for getting me from A to B generally quicker and less stressful than driving. That's as far as any appreciation of trains go...
But... I HAD SUCH AN AWESOME TIME HERE! OK... That's the big kid inside me screaming out, but I honestly did! I'd never heard of this place until a few days ago, and came along with no expectations. Actually, that's not true - I had images of some tin-pot hobbyist's "dream turned into reality" and "barely OH&S legal" toys chugging around in a circle with train-nerds everywhere going "Woo!"...
Well, I'm not ashamed to admit it was me going "Woo!" - but I'll start from the beginning... The place isn't too well sign-posted from the road - so as a guide, the entrance is opposite the fairly obvious Eltham Tea House, in the grounds of Eltham Lower Park. Once inside the park area, there's loads of parking but on the day we visited (Sunday of ANZAC weekend) it was very popular so finding parking took a bit of looking but wasn't a drama.
As we were walking to the ticket office, there was what appeared to be a huge queue - it turned out this was for the trains (Uh Oh!) but getting the tickets took minutes. And here's the first gotcha - it was a staggering $3 per passenger, with kids under 2 going free. Yes, you read that right - just 3 bucks per passenger! "Oh dear" my cynical anti-train-spotting inner voice said - "How dodgy is this gonna be for 3 bucks...?".
So we joined the back of the apparently long queue (which was undercover, so nice shade in hotter weather) and here's the second gotcha - the queue moved pretty quickly, helped by the fact that you can watch the miniature trains arriving and departing from the platforms (yes, there's more than 1 - three that I saw, in fact) and a chirpy, but not annoying, voice of a platform announcer. I had already started enjoying myself but didn't know it at the time...
Our little train soon pulled up and we slotted ourselves into the cozy little seats and trundled off. It very soon became obvious that this was a very well run professional set-up - speed limits, signals (I don't know what they are - honest!), safety barriers at crossings etc. The little train made its way through lovely parkland scenery and intermediary mini-stations and mini-junctions, going up hill and down dale on its merry way... There were several other trains passing in the opposite direction and I found myself smiling and waving at other passengers - oh the horror! Having done a lap, we then become one of those trains going in the opposite direction which recenty departed passengers were waving at. So much smiling and waving - it was wonderful!
After a thoroughly enjoyable 15 minutes - a full 15 minutes, not a piddly 5 minute spin - we pulled back up to our platform to alight (that's a London Underground term - ;o)...) and made our way out having had a jolly good time! And all for $3 per person... All staff (I think volunteers) were great and obviously enjoyed what they do.
Nearby is a kid's playground that's well equipped and is safety-oriented with wood-chip under the play areas (swings, flying fox etc.) and that bouncy footpath stuff, not concrete. There's also clean toilets near the playground. Just down the road from the playground are pony rides - we didn't do this, but it was $5 for a quick spin around a small grass area. A really small area - I know where I'd rather spend my $5... Choo choooooo...!!! ;o) read more