Hi, my name is Odie and I'm rat terrier mix and my master lives with me in Los Angeles. My master is extremely single (like pathetically single) and ladies, please... im seeing the yorkie down the street from me. I'm trying my best to be a good wingdog okay. I attract all the girls for him on the street, he just doesn't know what to do. loser.
You know how I know he is pathetic though? He loves these so called bacon wrapped hot dogs. I must admit, even though he only gave me one bite, it was amazing. A hot dog, wrapped in bacon, onions, mustard, and mayonnaise. My tail is wagging just thinking about it.
Whenever my master walks me, my nose has noticed an increase frequency of these carts. They seem to be popping up more frequently Downtown, around the strip club on olive and 8, staples center, outside of gopher, and j-lounge. (Hey a dog knows where to go out too) What really irritates us is HOW THEY EVADE US. He murmurs to me in frustration about how he can find these hots dogs drunk, but yet he can't find them sober. It irritates me because being walked at 12am... it's cold. If you see a weird guy and a dog, we both are sniffing for the strong smell of bacon and onions and we can not find it! Drunk, they pop up everywhere he keeps telling. They are in his face the moment he steps out of the "club." (yea okay, like you go to clubs loser) Hell he said he drives by 3-4 of these carts when he's the designated drunk driver. I don't understand though, isn't it 1-2am when one leaves a club? Dogs dont know what a club is but he always comes home stumbling at that time, he smells weird, and making all that noise when I'm trying to sleep!
Master has proclaimed to his friends, bacon wrapped hot dog taste just as good sober than drunk (but of course drunkardness and hunger is the two best seasoning combined). Hell one can eat unfrozen boca burger and it would taste good while drunk. I admit, my owner gave me some beer. "Gave" is a strong word.... more like spilled it and I licked it off the floor. It was amazing. Kibble never tasted so good.
One tip though. Don't be fooled by the non-english speaking mexican making the hot dog. They truly understand the most important aspect of economics and that is supply and demand. These dogs are roughly 4-6$ outside of clubs, but if you walk further down the street where it isn't so crowded and taxis/cops aren't everywhere, you might find the one extroverted cart. It's where the new guy is training the new worker. These dogs are cheaper. 2-4$.
Btw, I'm still greatly offended my master loves something that has the word "dog" in it. When he just brought me home as a pup, he mentioned getting bacon wrapped hot dogs on the phone after the club.... i hid under the bed for weeks. read more