The ladies pictured in their marketing photos are not as enchanting in person, but it's your only…read moreoption in South Beach. Nonetheless, the atmosphere is friendly, and it's a convenient place to blow off a little steam. This club's owner, Leroy, gave me some mentorship when I was having a hard time in my 20's. I will always promote this man. He is what you want as a representative of this industry. Club Madonna has beautiful All-Nude dancers, excellent lighting, and a staff that puts the cherry on top. I wish I went more while Leroy was there a lot. Club Madonna will always be one of my favorite spots. This place has been in South Beach, Florida, for more than 2 decades, but I still revere Club Madonna. I recommend going to VIP for more privacy in this strip club. The strippers aren't too overbearing - just incredible for the most part. I bet it will be the 1st strip club you've been to where the waitresses look better than the All-Nude dancers. Very relaxing and high-ranking erotic dancer here. Managers care, and customers are respectful. Also, the most charming waitresses in South Florida; seductive strippers that give table strip teases. One of my favorites. Clean time with lots of alluring personalities. Some nights, Club Madonna has HOT erotic dancers everywhere; so professional, pleasant, and informing, not stuck up or money-hungry most of the time. Wonderful people, excellent staff, they welcome you with open arms.

You don't need liquor to have a blast at this place! The ladies are beautiful, and they let you get…read moreaway with a lot on that stage lol They just redecorated the place, there's cool pop art paintings and trippy paintings too. My favorite pieces are the BOOTY STATUES by some dude named CatDaddyDollars There's a pool table inside and lap dances are only 25 bucks... i mean come on! idk why this place has bad reviews but i'm definitely coming back

My review is for the food mainly. I haven't been here for a few years and especially now that I…read morelive further. Came here after my friend told me about the half off food til 3pm that I never knew about since I would normally go for the dancers. I had the fried lobster tail with seafood rice ($16), it was pretty good and keep in mind that the lobster is battered and fried so that tail is DONE. I also ordered Chicken Alfredo pasta to go ($9), I had a couple of bites and it was well flavored. Overall, each dish was a good amount, all of the staff were friendly and quick, good music were playing, and there were plenty of dancers. Try for happy hour!

Wednesday Night - we came for the food (really) good company had us hanging around even longer. If…read moreyou are trying to be here just for food definitely get in before 6p and avoid the entrance fee. At that time, music is blasting but very little entertainment is set up. Ambiance: lots of space and variety of seating area. If you come with a big group be ready to play some version of Tetris to get tables and chairs situated. A few tables are bolted to the floor. On this Wednesday the music was all over but kept away from anything current and no r&b, hip hop, reggae, bachata, reggaetone - no minority music. Dancers seemed to use it as background noise as one could be seen with earplugs. But it wasn't too loud so it wasn't hard to hear conversations that were happening at the table. (3) Food: we came for the "TOOTSIE'S WORLD FAMOUS FRIED LOBSTER TAIL...SERVED ATOP OUR SPECIALTY SEAFOOD RICE. Friends that are police officers raved about all the food but specially about the lobster. Table started with nachos - huge and plenty for everyone to share. Coconut shrimp that was excellent but hot/cold thoughts on the sauce. The wings were the last appetizer to come out but some came out after several entrees made it to the table. Steak was amazing. I can only assume lobster is better if you're an officer. There was a big variety in the sizes that came to the table. I'm again assuming the cooks didn't know they were going to the same table. This was the same with the amount of rice. While lobster was flavorful for all there was a wide range in the amount of seasonings for the rice and some being overcooked. Tasting like someone scrapped the bottom of one old pot and then mixed it with a fresh batch?! (3/4) Service: Our group first walked in with 7 and it got bigger. We have one lovely woman take care of us the whole night. This was a lot for one person. She got our drinks very quickly but food orders came much slower. It wasn't until the first 2 in our group were ready to leave did me learn that all orders - now over 12 were all together. (3)

Why is this place light on customers?! Here in Miami on business and wanted to take the edge off…read moreat a gentlemen's club. Saw that this location near the airport got great reviews pre covid when it was called Allure and rode an Uber to check it out. On an early Thursday night, it was just me and an elderly gentleman as the only customers with around 15 great looking Latinas here. Spent my time with a very friendly Cuban honey. Apparently this place just recently re-opened under new management post Covid under the new name Vice Miami. Reasonable 10$ cover and friendly staff too. Drinks reasonable at 6$ a beer and 15$ for a cocktail. Highly recommend!

super relaxing atmosphere and the location doesnt appear on apple maps so no one who has your…read morelocation really knows where your at. el micha came and the owner was so fun and was being kind and conversing with everyone. girls are fun and happy and super gorgeous. Ambiente súper relajante y la ubicación no aparece en los mapas de Apple, así que nadie que tenga tu ubicación realmente sabe dónde estas. el micha y el jefe fue muy divertido y estaba siendo amable y conversando con todos. Las chicas son divertidas y felices y súper hermosas.

Miami Velvet has potential, but it's a mixed bag. Venue is spacious with a lively dance floor,…read morevelvet decor, and a definite Latino Miami vibe. The mandatory towel-only policy for entering the playrooms felt unnecessary (no lingerie, no exceptions) which kills some of the sexy buildup. VIP rooms we paid extra for were underwhelming and not private unless you tracked down a staff member to unlock them. Also, expect some pushy single men on Fridays and a bit of a free-for-all vibe if you're not used to it. Read our full review deep dive here: https://www.vanillaswingers.com/miami-velvet-review-is-south-floridas-swinger-club-worth-the-hype/

I was really looking forward to checking out Miami Velvet during EXXXOTICA weekend, especially…read moresince we were told by the VIP manager at the expo that our wristbands would be honored for entry. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case -- we were charged $110 at the door with zero explanation or acknowledgment of the event partnership. Once inside, we were made to stand directly in front of the entry door while waiting to show ID and pay -- no guidance, no courtesy. While standing there, one of the staff members flung a door open from inside and slammed it into my back. No apology. No concern. Just ignored like it didn't happen. The dress code enforcement felt wildly inconsistent. They turned away someone celebrating their birthday for dress code, yet we saw a man walking around in just a towel, and a guest with everything out -- and that was somehow, okay? The vibe inside was cold, not welcoming or inclusive at all. We were hoping for a respectful, sexy, lifestyle-friendly space to unwind -- instead it felt disorganized and uncomfortable. For the price and the way we were treated, it didn't feel like a premium or professional experience at all. Disappointed doesn't begin to cover it. We left early and won't be returning.

New place and Love this place . Women are beautiful , drinks and prices are reasonable, hookah…read moregood.. would 100% recommend

Is a gentleman club. Is very clean and their staff are great. The have a lot of nice look'ing girl…read more I recommend this to anyone that wants to have a good time.

Glenda was our bartender and was absolutely great! loved the vibe of the club will def be returning…read moresoon!

My friends and I used to go here every 2 weeks. The dancers are gorgeous and the servers and…read moresecurity guys are very nice and accommodating. They even remember our names. But ever since the new ownership took over the pricing structure is just insane. My bottom shelf single whisky is now $25 and it now cost $25 to access the lap dance area plus $20 for the dance itself. And you have to pay that access fee every single time you go back there. Guess I need to make a lot more money or find another club to go to now.

Yesterday I visited Bare Necessity strip club, conveniently located one block from Dadeland South…read moretransit station and adjoining a liquor store. A very nice old man with beautiful long white hair met me at the door and said I could come in for a few Bud Lights ($6 per Bud Light bottle). I explained I was killing time before catching the 1700 train. The atmosphere inside is so great if you like dives as much as I do; dark, smokie and not too loud in the afternoons. Their hours are noon - 0600 7 days a week. Although yesterday was my first day at a new job, it crossed my mind that I could apply at Bare Necessities because I have cellulite too; I would have to be a dancer because they don't schedule stand-up comedians and I don't know how to bartend ... but I did noticed the lovely gentleman with white hair being kind and mild mannered training some of the girls on bartending so maybe they train inexperienced bartenders. I enjoyed myself there so much yesterday afternoon I even called my dad to tell him about it and to remind him to visit me in Miami when I get settled. I am grateful to God and all those involved for having such a nice place near the transit station to sit down for a while on my way to and/or from my new job.

From the owner: At Bare Necessity the sports fanatic can double up on his interest in the human form, be it…read moreuniformed or topless; there are numerous wide screen televisions on the main floor and at the bar. Bare Necessity does take some inspiration from sports bars. Nonetheless, it's filled with lots of gorgeous, totally nude dancers.